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Old 01-07-07, 01:22 PM   #1
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Gimmick Championship Belt Signups

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Roger Glocks and Cocaine are competing for the first gimmick championship belt. If you would like to face the winner of that match in next weeks battles, you must diss the following man.



For those of you don't know, that's Tony Romo, QB of the Dallas Cowboys. Great man with a bright future, but he fucked up yesterday and lost the Cowboys the game. I want you all to diss him as badly as you can. The best verse will face the winner of Glocks and Cocaine next week for the Gimmick Title.

Verses Due: Saturday Night
Line Requirement: 10-20

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Old 01-09-07, 06:11 PM   #2
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homie ur wack, ur skills are see through
homo fag, you let fucking shit eating birds beat you

but farillz..

i'll kill all you faggots, the cowboys are toys
you drop more fucking snaps than dem franchize boys
i'll leave you bloody, all your body severed
you a soft bitch, the only cowboy without a police record
did i mention yall toys, child's play, for ppl 4 feet tall
the way u playin right now, the cleveland indians ACTUALLY could beat yall
cowboys are too reserved, my advice is that yall should play bolder
& ur future's bright as a QB...but we never said nothin bout a placeholder
ur always gonna suck, the verdicts stuck
ur already wearin a towel b4 ur even washed up
i watched ur game and the ravens game, worst games i ever saw
romos not even the best number 9 to choke in the playoffs
why the sad look on ur face? bitch u had a bad day?
i dont gotta knock u uneven...ur undershirts already got you that way
your whole team sucks, liking the cowboys is a big fad
i know u suck dick, ur kneepads r prolly bigger than ur shoulder pads
get this faggot outta here, everybody knows he's threw
lmao @ ur neck..i know you dont rap...but why you lookin like an EMU
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Old 01-09-07, 06:26 PM   #3
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Umm, yeah... I ain't in next week but just to get this going and show people what they need to be doing. Here is a quick 20 on this gay faggot....



Tony Romo.. YOU HOMO!! Your passes are wildly roamin
And there such a fucking joke that even your belly's rollin
QB1?? Man, I see why you get no hoes
Cuz that ain't you throwin a ball..
.. its a ball in ure hand and you doing a retard pose
Seeing a field of guys.. and your feeling horny we know
Cuz no doubt every game you rise to the occasion.. at least you do down below
Got a responsibility to ya team.. man thats rough brother
But ya could burden it on one shoulder cuz its fucking longer than the other
Lopsided motherfucker.. ure whole persona's been tossed and hurled
I've never seen such a straight face on the gayest bitch in the whole fucking world
Be real, you suck on and off the field.. we all think your rep blows
But you make a couple of good points - at the fucking end of your elbows
Man fuck your games dude.. your gonna get countries invaded fast
Because if that weak frame is reppin the cowboys, the indians'll kick our ass
You stay reppin strong though.. especially with that fat frame
Your body reps the 9 jersey and your belly reps 9 beers before each game
Don't think your dope player.. truth be told your reps shit
And the cameraman had to blur the crowd..
.. to hide the fact they're all heading for the exit
You sucked in that game.. so fall back and step son
And next time throw the ball instead of waiting for #76 to grab your rectum
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Old 01-14-07, 02:16 AM   #4
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11:16, Is It Still Accepted.
No One Really Dropped So..

Lmao You Lost.
I`m A Big Boss

S'Like Yo,
You claim gay remarks, but your quick with the cover, bitch is fast
Sayin` No Homo - Is exactly what 76 said after tryna stick ur balls up his ass
n the fuck at ya passes, shits ugly as hell, no wonder you always get beat
Cuz that shit looks like more of a duck - then the no showers from this week
Bitch Please, gett sacked to much, you need speed man, its plain
UR SO SLOW - you even ride the fuckin` retarded bus to practices and games
I`m bashin` on this lame, need to get a grip on the balls, before i kill u queer
And Drop 9 - to resemble the ammount of fumbles you had this year
I know terell is fuckin` lame, nigga cant catch for shit
But your passes sucked SO BAD - nigga you owen him
Your futures dim, starting means td`s, its cool shit together
But remember this man - Bledsoe wont be gone forever
you fuckin` fairy, once again ur throws suck, they bad man
And you aint callin` plays
. . .ur numbering your int`s on your damn hand
you ruined it all, faggot fuck, go home and you know ur dead
cuz t.o`s pissed - this time he`s dancin` on the star on ur head

He Had 9.
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Old 01-14-07, 02:49 AM   #5
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okay, so now since ya QB the cowboys ain't the same
mr. number 9.. ironically the number of sacks ya take a game
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Old 01-14-07, 11:51 AM   #6
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