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they gots real nice seats, very plush and pretty comfy,
but you can tell where da dog sit at cuz it be gettin kinda lumpy,
da cop ask-ed me my name, I tol' him "Mosquito" clear as I could,
cuz I gots a lisp when I speak, and momma says speak proud an good,
cop says "what you doin wit a bag fulls of money"
I gots real silent so hes assumed I wadn't gone answer,
so wes rode to tha station, and I's waved at people I knew,
they alls waived back an tol me to comeback soon!
the ride was best ever, it felt better den my jaloppy,
boy I wish I could afford me a big ol police car too,
but then we pulled up to da station and da cop tol me ta get out,
I gots real sad cuz I ain't wanna get out,
so I's kicked him in his nuts and he gots all mad at me for some reason,
then they pulled me outta da seat and hollered somethin mean,
and dat was da last time I eva' rode in dat nice car,
but when I gots 'leased, I went and buyed me some seats jus like dem ones I was on,
cuz dey was comfy.......

Ummm.....actually, a squad car's back seat is hard plastic with an indentation on the bottom for your cuffed hands to fit in. That way it is easier to wash out any bodily fluids that might come out during the trip to the station.

MuhThugga you forgot about the metal on the floors so its hard for you to get out! But um some of those police cars are real nice in the inside, but of course there are those that hurt your butt and stuff.. Oh well I wouldn't know anything bout that. Holla!

lol, i thought this was kind of funny. I hope thats the way you meant it to be. Not really much else to say about this one. It wasn't bad.

yes it was for humor, unfortunately some one already analyzed it and has tarnished the effect.......

oh and a cop stopped me the other day an profiled me cuz the have been a string of robberies recently.....I might get to see the back of a police car again...

^^^Cool....a sequel