okay padawan. 20 line max.
thats the only rule.
I'll go first.
to show ya what ya workin with.

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I Got Next. Set It Up & Step Into The Butcha Shop

The lyrical miracle who sets his gun to astonish/
Its time to play with these punks who wanna try to punish/
I spit rhymes usin vocabulary so not to limit my lyrical flow/
I stand out from the rest thanks to my lyrical glow/
you don't know how to step to me/
you don't even know how to use this site/
you think these battles come for free/
but they're not much to my delight/
I'm gona let you know that you're in for a fright/
cos i raggle rhymes that rock around all night/
I don't want, know, or have to feed off you/
with this rhyme I know our beef is through/
cos when it comes to rhyme i don't got much else to do/
but sit at home alone, think, and make a mokery of you/
so for now i'm jus gona kick you to the curb/
and then i'm gona rush into the next verse merely to disturb/
but now i want you to spit back and give me somethin to hear/
don't be another clown, be stupid and disappear/
Holla Back.

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just because you use words mc'z do /
don't make you a motha fukin mc fool/
i read ya shit like 4 times and it still don't make no sense/
once i'm done with this shit you wont have no defense/
my rhymes sear through ya torso and they blowin off ya limbs/
i'd give you more credit if you just said fuck it and quit/
instead of writn more words that compiled make piles of shit/
do us all a favor and through your computer away/
then i can wake up tomorrow like "today is a better day"/
i wont turn mine on and see more flows so gay/
you and tha butcha should make a little crew/
then 2 birds with 1 stone i'll murder both of you/
niggas like you make the rest of us look bad/
motha fuckas like rapbattles.com them niggas are so wack/
whats this i hear theese battles aint much to your delight/
so y r you home tryin to think of what to say to me all night?/
you tryed to fight back but i swiftly attacked/
and now your in my clutches/
guyver battled, got whopped i respond and he's shook
now he's known as the butchaz duchess/ COUPLE OF FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, fuck you and you're dumbass hater crew/
Butcha means nothin to me, he's probably fuckin you/
Why you got to feed off me and get things wrong to say/
I didn't say battlin ain't to my delight, payin for them is you gay/
I don't need to stay up all night thinkin like insomniacs/
It takes me less than a minute to think up some shit to insult yo punk ass/
I'm gon give it to you though, you know just what to say/
To make all these people up in here to look and think you're gay/
My facts is facts and yours be fiction/
I say words and you don't know the definition/
You couldn't of read my shit 4 time, or even barely once/
You'sa Illiterate mutha fucker in the corner, a dunce/
When I say shit i spit some shit you can barely pronounce/
Think you're smokin crack, you and your friends combined/
Still couldn't afford an ounce/
I'm speakin now so the industry be re-defined/
For lil-bitches like you I don't gots the time/
So I'ma end this shit now, I'ma go get paid/
I'm sexin all the hoes, you can't cos u gots aids/
I'd try to listen but your lyrics seem to fade/
You just another fuckin punk bitch, you Gay!/

Punk ass wanna step up to me.
Eat that shit bitch!!!!
Re-definin the rules!

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That shit was so wack/ i can't even believe you wrote that/
I've known raps/ illa from niggas who smoke crack/
and my whole clan's/ freestyles will crush anything in ya note pad/
you brought shame to rap and it hurts inside/
i should smother you in shit and drown you in turpintine/
drop a fuckin match and throw in ya worthless rhymes/
ya verses try/ to mimic hip-hop bitch you deserve to die/
I utilize these 5 senses ta murda minds/
send you ta hell you stare in tha serpents eyes/
i rip every m.c. on tha planet till tha earth iz mine/
provokin beef/ wit me
you'll regret the day you ever chose to speak/
im far more than u could ever hope to be/
comin close to me/ is like tryin to run wit 2 broken knees/
you sewed ya own defeat/now i'm about choke emcees/
wrap a rope and squeeze/till u pray and hope to breathe/
let it be known, there are none as dope as 'T'/
i hold and keep/ the golden seat/ atop of the oldest peak/
of the highest mountain and oversee/
the world and its whole physique/
while u feminine like potpourri/
so dont proceed/to keep swingin hopelessly/
just say goodnight and go-to-sleep!

BITCH!!!!!

That shit was so wack/ i can't even believe you wrote that/
I've known raps/ illa from niggas who smoke crack/
and my whole clan's/ freestyles will crush anything in ya note pad/
you brought shame to rap and it hurts inside/
i should smother you in shit and drown you in turpintine/
drop a fuckin match and throw in ya worthless rhymes/
ya verses try/ to mimic hip-hop bitch you deserve to die/
I utilize these 5 senses ta murda minds/
send you ta hell you stare in tha serpents eyes/
i rip every m.c. on tha planet till tha earth iz mine/
so if u provokin beef/wit me
you'll regret the day you ever chose to speak/
im far more than u could ever hope to be/
comin close to me/ is like tryin to run wit 2 broken knees/
you sewed ya own defeat/now i'm about choke emcees/
wrap a rope and squeeze/till u pray and hope to breathe/
let it be known, there are none as dope as 'T'/
i hold and keep/ the golden seat/ atop of the oldest peak/
of the highest mountain and oversee/
the world and its whole physique/
while u feminine like potpourri/
so dont proceed/to keep swingin hopelessly/
just say goodnight and go-to-sleep!

BITCH!!!!!

i didnt post twice, that shit was so ill u seein double

whats up wit them votes???? tell them niggaz how i shitted

yo thats the motherfuckin battle ive seen on this bitch, you motherfuckers went at each other, much respect to both of you. yo i was ready to give it to guyver, when he came back hard with that line about shit you cant pronounce, and you and your boys couldnt afford an ounce. but it was fucking over when teflon don said you brought shame to rap and it hurts inside, smother you in shit and drown you in turpentine, now that was ill. i have to give this one to teflon don, but this could easily be a re-match. show love and vote on my battles, Vango vs Butcha, Vango vs Optimum, Vango vs JDC

Peace Vango

im votin for teflon man, he raw this was a gansgat battle
but i need the final vote honestly vrite urr ote on dis

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The Candy Shop!!!

IM PUSHIN AUDIO COCAINE

Guyver had the first round, but Teflon Don had the second round even more and takes the overall win. Really, I'm surprised -- it's like his verses were by two different emcees. The first one was pretty weak, and the second one ripped it up. Interesting.

Props to Guyver and T.Don for some solid battle rhyming. Y'all both acquitted yourselves well.

still uppin 4 votes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus christ!!! i aint rly a christain but fucking hell you 2 went agenst each other like a dog would go after a cat.that was 1 of the best battles i'v have seen and i had 2 think for about 20 mins who actuly won the battle cus it was so dam close.but i think teflon don just keep cuming bak with stronger punches and better flow.he used guyver4mk punches agenst him and i though that was very well done.

v/teflon don