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04-01-06, 12:08 PM | #1 | ||||||
hotshh!
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U know your hispanic when
IP: 4740 6CC7
Sumthings about us hispanicz ...
read it you'll laugh your head off. You Know You're a Latino When... You put your clean pots in the oven for storage Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you You call all cereal "con fleys" You call any sneaker "tenis" You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick You need that piece of cake before you leave the party You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday "La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it You blast the music at 12 pm to clean the house on a Saturday The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera. You set up a towel whenever your family goes to the park You are older than one of your uncles or aunts Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and the other for "cuando llege visita Your mother keeps the rice in a big plastic box and instead of a scoop inside , it`s a tea cup with a broken handle You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking you to bring them back some food Your mom / tia / abuelita has a ceramic elephant on the living room table Your favorite dish is pegao You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side when you were a kid and they used to scare with a imaginary thing called el cuco You eat tamales at christmas You open your gifts on December 24th It could be 100 degrees outside and your mom is making "empanadas" You're proud to be Hispanic - and you pass these jokes on to all your Spanish friends! |
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04-01-06, 12:24 PM | #2 | |||||
Gone
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IP: E374 A532
I Aint Hispanice But Mih Peoples Do Some Of These Things
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04-01-06, 03:01 PM | #4 | |||||
the champ is here
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You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food.. rofl.
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04-01-06, 03:10 PM | #5 | |||||
You Cant Handle The Truth
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IP: F408 EB1A
this shit counts for Caribbean people too cept the Spanish speaking stuff...we do that cooking oil shit and a lot of other stuff on this list ROFLMAO
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04-01-06, 03:40 PM | #6 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: 4740 6CC7
this shit is just hilarious in general because i got maddddd fam that do almost all of those things
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04-01-06, 03:46 PM | #7 | |||
Dont Fuck With Me! EZ....
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IP: 2676 E146
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1
this is so true well most of it at-less HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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04-01-06, 03:50 PM | #8 | |||||||
its WU muthafucka
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IP: D68E 0154
you forgot that we make coffe in the morning in 100 degree whether or any whether
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04-01-06, 04:16 PM | #9 | ||||
Put Yo Money On Me
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IP: 933F CFA5
No, I didn't laugh, but some of that shit Black people do too.
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04-01-06, 04:18 PM | #10 | |||||
Put Yo Money On Me
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IP: 933F CFA5
Quote:
And you forgot how to spell WEATHER...you also forgot the last "S" on your name.
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04-01-06, 04:20 PM | #11 | ||||||
Whys That?
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IP: 266D 2B2D
The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera.
buahgahahahaha |
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04-01-06, 04:23 PM | #12 | |||||||
Tha 1st member of S.W.A
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IP: 5350 A834
takin home a plate of food frum a party iz like tha only 1 of those that my fam duz, lol, werd
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