Top 16 Recap
Championship Match: 1. JTR vs. 2. Spektikul
Aint seen a spek of skill, elevate and get a better chance
'Course SP has such little game
...boy it'll never advance
Vs
Kids a vet n went to file-a-pet, got flipped cause this whores wack..
Now hes a Doctor..
A young boy with a strawberry in his ass came in, Jack said "I got creme for that.."

Spektikul's line was stretched.And the concept itself was a little cheesy.JTR came all right.Taking the SP out of spek.Could have been worded better though.But it was still more original and effective.

Winner:JTR

Contendership Match: 3. KOOL COL-B vs. 4. Apostrophe
wen im swingin, ya face changin colors like a iguana now
i'll give u a comma... i'll lay apostrophe on tha ground
Vs
Kid'sa Mexican So I Dont Gotta Say He's A Lazy Jerk..
He Compares To A Broken Sink..
.......................Cause This Spicket Just Wont Work...

Spicket is a faucet.So,yeah.Apostrophe's one was good.Kool-Col-B's one didn't work.Because comma and coma are not homophonic.If wordplay ain't homophonic...then it's forced.And how can you give someone a coma?You can put someone IN a coma.But you can't give someone A coma.Kool Col-B got more votes,but he still loses because he swayed.

Winner:apostrophe

5. The Revelation vs. 6. Drakel
Drakel you just a hillbilly, why don't just go back to ya barn,
And this kid is colossal, when he stands next to an ant farm.
Vs
straight up gut this bitch, leaving ya holy, slash ya to potions
cause i'm not vandalizing the church, but i'll be hacking rev's organs

Both came decent here.It's just that revelation was too plain here.He set-up his punch horribly too.Calling him a hillbilly..wtf is that wack shit?

Winner:drakel

7. Natural Killa vs. 8. SlicKnife
You suck,just look,there's nothing wacker than your battles
Your verses all get eaten up...like hay in a horse saddle
Vs
RV hates him...time to destroy and this may sound surreal
But when I wipe NK off the map,
......................................it will call for joy in South Korea!

I lost.I dropped wack as fuck.i dunno why.I guess I deserved to lose then.But,I honestly don't get SlicKnife's punch at all.Why exactly would it call for joy in south korea if I get wiped off the map?And surreal and korea don't rhyme at all.

Winner:Slicknife

9. 9th Degree vs. 10. Crazy Hades
So many biters and aliases in this league, it's disgraceful and weak
I thought that was wack, then saw who I'm facin' this week
Vs
I have~prostrate^organs, I'm > like Michael^Jordan
it's like I ate cake the way I TRASH this ORPHAN.
ima SORRY I'm swording, holdin' down FORT SUMTER,
Ima~winxXXjusalike jefferson at THE olympics during £THE£ summer

I even need to explain this?WTF was crazy hades thinking when he dropped that?Not even a punch or anything in there.Even looks he dropped 4 lines there.9th degree came decent..

Winner:9th degree

11. Sobe vs. 12. Rapper
I don't care. you're a fag. justa pitiful lame
but ur punches aren't played.. just look at your original name
Vs
after seein his sig AND his drop, its no wonder he smiles soft
..............cuz when I Copt'a Sobe album and was rollin my ass off!

Weak battle.Sobe tried to be sarcastic with his punch.But it really didn't work IMO.But man,rapper dropped wack.WOW.First..how do you smile soft?WTf that mean?And his punch was basic.So you cop his album,and started rolling your ass off..?Do you realize that is equivalent to saying.."I copted his album and started laughing a lot"?WTF?

Winner:Sobe...but he got banned..for something...

13. Hopesfall vs. 14. One Mic
You're terrible, it's obvious I'll win and homo, you should see why
On the bandwagon? Nah, you're the dude pushing it from behind
Vs
im'a beat this guy, faster than you can blink
the only sick punch you spit, was involved wit a drink

That has to be the most played punch this week.Anything relating punch-rap..with punch-drink..IS PLAYED TO FUCK.One mic is gay for dropping that shit ..Hopesfall came good.Decent flip on an old expression.

Winner:Hopesfall

15. Daubs vs. 16. Tech
I went to visit you in CA long beach,but this sucker sucked
So now when I CA long beech....with long legs, i fuck her up
vs
I'll Make You See The Mic, Like Jackson Does To Kids.....Brutally
And We Know You Like To Se-men More Than Kids Entering Puberty!

Daubs didn't drop a punch.Think about it.He said he went to visit him which sounds gay,But he sucked?What that mean?sucked dick?Whose dick?Yours daubs?Made no sense.
And you saw a bitch,and fucked her up...well..so what?
If you had said...HIS long beech.then yeah.You'd be saying you fucked his girl.Which is a punch.Which is still a little forced.Like..when do you describe a girl as a "long bitch"?
But,the voters felt tech dropped too played.So in the end,daubs wins.

Winner;Daubs

Finished Recap
17. E.C vs. 18. Paramik
Nothing
Vs
It's like biblical punishments, and the prophets? All are heretics.
Said he want’s me to drop a dope verse but all E.C.’s is Paramik.
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Winner:Paramik

19. Gkillaz05 vs. 20. o.O
This little baby cant "drop shit" becuase he is wearin' a diaper...
Cant make up punchlines, you even have to bite for the Chyper...

He got caught bitten in the 1-2 PunchLine Chyper!
Vs
Canada's finest? You prove Canadians can't rap...I knew you were bullshit
Kid you'd fail in killin' yourself ...like 'depressed parapalegics' with no wrists

Someone outta let that dumbass Gkillaz know that it's cypher,not chypher.And it ain't no spelling error.Mutha fucker spelt it wrong TWICE in one post.The drop shit/diapher thing that he had in the 1st line is played out.And he didn't even post proof of oo biting in the cypher.ANd yet...voters still vote for Gkilz.THEY are stupid as fuck.

Winner:Gkillaz...but he mad gay,he doesn't deserve it.

23. RetsazD vs. 24. Aimez
Nothing
Vs
Dicks In Yo Mouth Dog You Didnt even Show...Like a Pimple Thats Popped
And This Is Just The weakest line Youll Ever See from me When I

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Winner:aimez

25. G.O.D vs. 26. GC
Nothing
Vs
u didnt need to check this battle u already takin a loss
should cross out ur punches then nail u to the fuckin cross
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Winner:GC

27. D-mat vs. 28. Shady Lady
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DOUBLE NO SHOW FUCKAS!!

29. Legend vs. 30. Narc-Uzi
Nothing
Vs
CHECK IN
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..

Winner:NArc-UZi

31. Weak Minded vs. 32. B.I.Detained
This dudes been Detained for so long he should give it arrest
Battling me...? Must be stupid
You'll get ripped n flushed faster than a failed pregnancy test
Vs
First time here in this punchline league & Mimesis didn't stay true
cuz he said he'd put me against nobody, but even he's better than you

B.I Detained had a somewhat ok concept.I mean,it was a lil' played and all,but it still could have worked if he worded it better.Aparently,mimesis said he'd put him against nobody.So BI said nobody is better than weak minded.Worded bad.Weak Minded came played..but it was still something.

Winner:weak Minded

33. Haiku Sylabis vs. 34. NeFisTo
Kids a fake rip off of nebisco cookies.... ya see...
Psa Dynasty?
Death by me is the only way you could die-nasty
vs
Five Seven Five Syllubis is Sticken to that Seventeen..
With Anerexic Punches..
Hes Like Mary Kate How he comes Light+cant Compare-To-Me..

Nefisto's first line was an attempt at nameplay.Which failed.Failed misarebly.But his punch was decent.Based off the fact that mary kate is anerexic.Haiku came played.Really played.I used die-nasty line last summer...when I was a newb.And even then cats said it was played.

Winner:Nefisto

35. Trey MethodZ vs. 36. Wicked One
Dude the Punch is like steel..an u had a open frame when i hit ya
I broke his neck so far to the right...hes about to fall out the picture
vs
Talk your shit, I’ll applaud your bravery, you’ll take a loss for it...
This whole website wouldn’t Dig Trey if they were Archaeologists...

No idea really.I'm guessing wicked had a picture in his avy,where's he's all the way to the right.But when I looked at this battle,I saw nothing in wicked avy.His punch was good.Just he broke the rules...

Winner:trey methodz

37. Xplosive vs. 38. Venture
master plan? sorry man but writin doesnt cut it bud,
his name may be 'xplosive', but this kids just a dud.
vs
He’s a master in the ‘Croft’ of losin, this punk’s never came hard
And I ain’t a ‘tomb raider’ when I ‘add-Venture’ to the ‘graveyard’

Xplosive's one didn't seem logical.Tomb raider means you raid a tomb.Going inside of it and doing shit.Putting someone in a grave yard doesn't have anything to do with that.But man,venture sucked here.His first line..wtf is he talking about by "writing doesn't cut it"?I bet he,himself doesn't even know wtf he talking about.

Winner:Xplosive.

39. Da UFC vs. 40. MexicanGuy89
Check in
vs
Nothing
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Da UFC wins


41. Snypa vs. 42. Common
so many "Periods" and this "Pussy" still got a Bad-"Flow"//
Common couldnt push "Weight" picking a fight with "Fat"-Joe
vs
Periods pussy and flow Sounds like you avertising for tampons gay
Fuck canadan...
Talked to you on AIM today and all yours stupid ass said was.. Aye

What....the....fuck...Common didn't even drop a punch.So you talk to the dude and he said "aye".Well,so what?Is there something wrong with saying "aye"?What the fuck do you want common?Would you like him to say "I love you"?

Winner:snypa

Top 10 Punches of the Week(not including my own)


10-Talk your shit, I’ll applaud your bravery, you’ll take a loss for it...
This whole website wouldn’t Dig Trey if they were Archaeologists...
-Wicked One

9-I don't care. you're a fag. justa pitiful lame
but ur punches aren't played.. just look at your original name
-sobe.

8-This dudes been Detained for so long he should give it arrest
Battling me...? Must be stupid
You'll get ripped n flushed faster than a failed pregnancy test
-Weak Minded

7-Dude the Punch is like steel..an u had a open frame when i hit ya
I broke his neck so far to the right...hes about to fall out the picture
-Trey Methodz

6-Drakel you just a hillbilly, why don't just go back to ya barn,
And this kid is colossal, when he stands next to an ant farm.
-Revelation

5-straight up gut this bitch, leaving ya holy, slash ya to potions
cause i'm not vandalizing the church, but i'll be hacking rev's organs
-Drakel

4-Kid'sa Mexican So I Dont Gotta Say He's A Lazy Jerk..
He Compares To A Broken Sink..
.......................Cause This Spicket Just Wont Work...
-Apostrophe

3-So many biters and aliases in this league, it's disgraceful and weak
I thought that was wack, then saw who I'm facin' this week
-9th degree

2-You're terrible, it's obvious I'll win and homo, you should see why
On the bandwagon? Nah, you're the dude pushing it from behind
-Hopesfall


1-Aint seen a spek of skill, elevate and get a better chance
'Course SP has such little game
...boy it'll never advance
-JTR


WACKEST PUNCH

Periods pussy and flow Sounds like you avertising for tampons gay
Fuck canadan...
Talked to you on AIM today and all yours stupid ass said was.. Aye
-Common

PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK



1. JTR (11-3) vs. 2. Apostrophe (12-4)
Ehh,could go either way.But I'll pick Jack the ripper.Strictly based on the quality of punches that these 2 have been dropping lately.Which I think JTR slightly edges out.

3. Drakel (7-3) vs. 4. SlicKnife (6-2)
Well..props to slicKnife for making it this far.But he can't drop like how he did last week if he wants to win this one.He might pull of a win here,but for now...I predict drakel to win.

5. 9th Degree (12-5) vs. 6. Daubs (10-6)
Close.Daubs can't drop like last week.If both drop like they ussually do,then I'll go with 9th.But both have shown that they can drop wack on occasions.Could go either way really..

7. Hopesfall (3-0) vs. 8. GKillaz05 (2-0)
WTf Gkillaz doing in the top 16?!?!?!
I hope hopesfall whoops his ass and knocks that faggot out of the top 16.

9. Spektikul (12-5) vs. 10. Paramik (2-0)
I don't like spektikul.He drops cheesy a lot and people like to vote for him.I think paramik will own.

11. KOOL COL-B (9-5) vs. 12. Oz. (8-6)
Oz. in top 16 again..hmmm.He didn't drop good last week,or the week before.Kool-Col B has.In fact,Kool Col B would have been higher if he didn;t sway.Prediction=Kool-Col-B

13. The Revelation (10-7) vs. 14. Da UFC (2-1)
Still haven't seen what do UFc is capable of.

15. Natural Killa (10-6) vs. 16. Crazy Hades (8-6)
I will win

17. Young Law (6-6) vs. 18. E.C (9-8)
Young Law is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkk!!E.C seems to be washed up.Hasn't made anything good as of late.But he'll win.
19. Rapper (2-1) vs. 20. GC (1-0)
Fuck is GC?

21. D-mat (1-0) vs. 22. NaRc-UzI (1-0)
Fuck is D-mat?He gay.

23. Weak Minded (1-0) vs. 24. NeFisTo (1-0)
Weak minded to win.Nefisto can't rely on failed nameplays and cheesy anorexic lines to win every week.

25. Trey MethodZ (1-0) vs. 26. Xplosive (1-0)
Xplosive hasn't shown that he can drop dope yet.He's dropped decent,based on what I saw.So for that,trey will win.

27. One Mic (6-6) vs. 28. Tech (3-3)
One Mic doesn't even seem to try anymore.He's half assing everything.Which is gay.

29. Snypa (1-1) vs. 30. o.O (1-1)
Close.o.O should have won last week.Not faggot Gkillaz.I think he'll win here.

31. Rexless (0-0) vs. 32. Everyday (0-0)
WTF?No idea who they are...but man..who the fuck names themself "everyday"?

33. .:~SoldieR~:. (0-0) vs. 34. Apo Kold (0-0)
Anyone with this(~) in their name is gay.

35. Venture (2-3) vs. 36. Haiku Sylabis (0-1)
Fuk haiku.His punches are pissing me off.Their all wack as fuk.

37. B.I.Detained vs. 38. Common (0-2)
Who cares?not me.
Common wants me to change up the battles cause he's also haiku and can't be going against the same guy 2 weeks in a row..
Fuck outta here.
He can take that gay ass alias of his and fuck off!!!

Originally Posted by Natural killa He can take that gay ass alias of his and fuck off!!!

Snypa's Soundclick
Red Alert Productions

I lost.I dropped wack as fuck.i dunno why.I guess I deserved to lose then.But,I honestly don't get SlicKnife's punch at all.Why exactly would it call for joy in south korea if I get wiped off the map?And surreal and korea don't rhyme at all.

Originally Posted by Natual Killa 9. Spektikul (12-5) vs. 10. Paramik (2-0) I don't like spektikul.He drops cheesy a lot and people like to vote for him.I think paramik will own.

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