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Old 10-01-06, 10:23 AM   #1
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LBL Magazine (1st October 2006)

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Intro

Strange week really. There was a lot of dopeness mixed in with a lot of whackness, the whackness being a lot of no-shows. But still the week was nice. 40 top punches, we ain’t had that many for a couple of months. Check the interview with John Hensley, it surpassed my interview with Erel last week in my opinion. Hensley dropped a lot of dopeness this week, which leads me to.

Hall of Fame Entry

John Hensley’s verse against Phryme in the concept flipping battle was dope, shame that Phryme didn’t show. But still, that ain’t gonna stop me inducting Hensley’s verse into the Hall of Fame. So props.

The LBL Cypher

This was the most onsided cypher ever. John Hensley killed it. 26 dope lines won him this easily. So yeah, props to him. Check his bars (He posted his first entry under the alias KING by the way):

So ya girl wants ta fuck cuz she thinks that i'm dope.
We drove right past the BK..
... but she still wound up with the King down her throat.
An' with you and females, we aint seein a spark.
They wouldnt wanna turn Lamp on if they had ta read in the dark.
I got championShip flows. so i really doubt you can damage this.
One swing from my blade'll make ya blood Vessell's sink like the titanic did.
Let's move up a cat, an' i can't believe i'm sayin this.
But if ur the wordz ahgod..
... then you can bet every1 in this thread is soon to be an athiest.
And Sonny, you aint a dealer. so i'll be makin the disses hit.
Cuz it's true... i buy Bags all the time. to cover ya mothers face while i'm hittin it.
Blackface, Jack the Ripper? ya gettin merked, so take it like men.
And i'm gonna be hittin a Black Jack like i just got delt a fuckin ace an' a ten.
Who's Next. Erel Avent. you a cool kid, so i guess there's no dissin you.
I mean, why would i insult a cat who sucked my dick for his WHOLE interview.
And Roger Glocks. oh man, after losin that much you should be boreda text.
Just put the glock to yourself.... kinda like the only way you can get oral sex.
And whoever follows this diss, you can bet that you all are dead.
I'll KO ya. n' u'll need a bigger Crown for ya teeth than the one that's on my head.
^There's truth in it clown.
Cuz i know ya aint standin for a right hook..
... which explains why dudes on the ground.
Ya last girl stood you up, looks like every1 in the world has hate.
But it wasnt a LAST ditch effort... that shit'll happen to every girl you date.
HOF? archives?.. sorry kid it just aint easy.
Shit, ask Noah..
... you'll never be in the Ark.. like 2 males of the same species.
I know this keystyle sucks, but face it i'm just kinda bored.
1st thing a girl says when she sees Jurass...ICK!.. like movies about dinosaurs.

Wordz Ahgod dropped these nice bars:

your chest gets bashed, and Punched till it collaps under preasure
'coz Im a ruler in the league cypher...others try but cant measure
'Coz Id have to after your verse ...Coz usually every ones asleep
Dawg ...you aint the first king to roll through, But you'll have the shortest reign

A new name Blackface dropped this cool bar:

n' YOU putting yourself in YOUR top 10 was nothin new
but at least you put the guy you bit the most in front of you

Roger Glocks had this tight line:

n ima say that i talk shit to solidfy myself as one to fear
but the way I jack black up, I coulda hosted the MTV AWARDS this year

JTR dropped this fresh bar:

Your concepts are wack i'll pull out a gat steady aim it then pop
Bitch there's no need to flip ya verse cuz it's already a flop

And lastly, a tight bar from Gon’ Murk:

I run the league now, anyone object & Im macin 'em
I'd tell Rell to kick rocks..
but then his mom would start chasin em.

Battle Reviews

September Event: The Re-Rise Battles

LBL Championship Match: 1. DaTrusHurtz (9-0) vs 2. Erel Avent (11-3)

Firstly, good shit DaTrusHurtz, he voted on every battle this week. Props man, what a worthy champ or something. Also, you can advertise in the mag cos your champ. So if you need any links advertised or anything just get at me. No one has ever used that section before, and it’s a useful section so you should start using it. Anyway, this battle was tight. DaTrus dropped first and he started with a monster load of quotes and personals. I love shit like that in big battles, it makes the battle seem real important cos of the amount of dirt you’ve dug on your opponent. DaTrus’s verse was tight. He dropped 34 lines and none of them were really weak, he had either average or dope bars throughout. His dopest bars were the on top of shit bar that was tight, droppin votes was cool and hit hard, pictures paint was dope and nicely done and the up to date bar was fucking dooope. His verse was nice overall. Erel dropped really quickly and he had to rush, but his verse was still nice. Face the facts bar was cool, clean the shit out bar was dope and the down and sucking bar was really dope. Overall this was a tight battle, but quite onsided. DaTrusHurtz ended up winning this 6-0.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 4. Untold (8-4)

Untold posted mad late and it resulted in voting time being really cut down which sucked. It got 2 votes from respected heads in the end though, so it ain’t that bad. Not a bad battle. Tavarez dropped aight, he had a couple of quotables. The cox communications bar was clever and the C-UT bar was dope. Untold dropped and his verse wasn’t as good. He had a stabbin bar that was tight. N.Tavarez won this 2-0.

Celebrity Picture Battle – KempoMRK (Nicole Richie) vs Rush Lingo (Paris Hilton

This happened at the last minute cos Rush wanted a battle. And I’d written for a celeb pic battle between these two before a while ago, and I got no-showed against. So I just said I’ll battle you if we do these two celebrities. So we did. And Rush won 7-1, props.

Celebrity Picture Battle - Roger Glocks (Jim Carrey) vs Trey Methodz (Adam Sandler)

Decent battle here. Glocks dropped first and his verse was pretty good. His longest yard bar was dope as was the grossing a lot bar. Both fresh and the rest of his verse was decent. Trey had the bowl cut bar which made me laugh out loud and the liar liar bar that was clever but apart from that he didn’t have much else. Glocks sweeped this and won 5-0, cool battle though.

Concept Flipping Battle - John Hensley vs Phryme

Phryme no-showed. But holy fuck Hensley absolutely killed it. I’m inducting his verse into the hall of fame, every line was tight. Dope shit.

Girlfriend Picture Battle - Artistik vs Euthanize

Art’s girl is absolutely banging. Apparantly Euth’s girl is some girl from a website lol, but I couldn’t find any evidence. Art dropped pretty cool, he had some nice bars. The nosey bar was cool, big ego bar was tight and the brokeback mountain bar was dooooope. Euth didn’t drop great. He still drops simple disses on pics which doesn’t work. His same pic bar was tight though. Artistik won this 4-0.

Multi Battle - Mr Multie vs N.Tavarez

Firstly, the rules were a bit unclear for this. I gather the rules are to drop nice multi’s and nice punches. But Mr Multie musta misunderstood as well cos he just dropped some fresh multi’s and flow. His verse was nice flow wise, but nothing punch wise. So yeah, everyone who voted went on punches and Tav had those. He had the mr multiple wounds bar that was tight along with the Mr hand key bar that was fresh. N.Tavarez won this 7-0.

NFL Battle - L.I. (Philadelphia Eagles) vs SPuL (Jacksonville Jaguars)

L.I. no-showed. SPuL won.

Normal Battles

5. JTR (16-7) vs 6. Faime S. Quotez (2-0)

I didn’t actually know that Faime used to be Danjure S. Writer lol. JTR is a fucking idiot. He’s so lucky that Faime didn’t vote, otherwise he’d have lost this cos he didn’t vote. What the fuck is wrong with you dude? You get close to the champ match every damn week and you almost fucked it up again. Anyway. JTR dropped aight, he had two dope quotables in there. The slang bar was tight and the 5 minutes bar was dope. Faime dropped aight actually, he fed a lot which took away from his verse though. And he needs to stop using !’s at the end of his bars all the time. He had a same rank bar that was tight. But yeah JTR sweeped this and won 5-0.

7. Wordz Ahgod (6-2) vs 8. Flash (6-2)

This was mad close. It ended up being 6-5 to Wordz in the end. But I thought it was a lot more onsided than that, I thought Wordz got it pretty easy. He had the half bad bar that was really tight, I was feeling that. And the rest of his verse was pretty much better than Flash’s as well. Wordz is improving, he’ll be pretty good in a couple of months. Flash dropped eh, I wasn’t really feeling his verse, and stop explaining shit, it makes your verse look so newbish. Wordz Ahgod won 6-5.

9. Brock Sampson (9-1) vs 10. T.r.oo.P (3-3)

Troop no-showed. Brock won.

11. Roger Glocks (6-3) vs 12. Artistik (5-2)

Pretty average battle, not as hard as I thought it’d be. Artistik dropped eh, as he said it’s prob cos he’s in so many leagues and stuff. Sign out of some of them and drop your best in the LBL lol. But yeah, he had an RGB concept that was decent but the rest was either played or average. Glocks dropped and he just came a bit better. He had a laughing all the way to the bank bar that was mad dope; I was feeling that a lot. Artichoke bar was a good concept, but worded wrong. Glocks took this easily really and won 8-0.

13. Tony Brown (1-1) vs 14. Te Ora (1-0)

Not a bad battle. Te Ora dropped first and he had a pretty cool verse. I had it at 3 quotables. The brace yourself bar was cool, the 1-2 was nicely done and the abnormal bar was a mad clever concept. As I said, pretty cool verse overall, the dude’s improving weekly. Tony Brown dropped and I wasn’t feeling his verse all that much. He had the weakest link bar that was nice but apart from that I wasn’t feeling anything else. Te Ora was sweeping this and then Tony got a couple of votes, but it still ended up 4-2 in the favour of Te Ora.

15. Spicous (1-0) vs 16. Mr. Multie (1-0)

Spicous no-showed. Mr Multie won.

17. Aeral (4-1) vs 18. Sonny Dimebags (9-5)

Aeral no-showed. Sonny Dimebags won.

19. Trey MethodZ (1-1) vs 20. Stanza (3-5)

Pretty weak battle. Stanza is improving but his wording is shitty, like his opener was his best punch but it was worded terribly. Trey didn’t drop great, I can see potential in him though. The come off sharp bar was pretty decent as was the kick push bar. Trey won this easily, winning 10-0.

21. Euthanize (5-8) vs 22. K.ontroverz.Y (0-1)

Kon no-showed. Euthanize won.

23. Bruce Bogtrotter (0-1) vs 24. John Hensley (0-0)

Bruce Bogtrotter no-showed. John Hensley won.

25. Cocaine (0-0) vs 26. Chris Stylez (0-0)

Cocaine didn’t vote, so Chris Stylez won.

27. Fanatic (0-0) vs 28. vafinest (0-0)

vafinest no-showed. Fanatic won.

No Show Verses

Fanatic

I'm New To The LBL and Handing You Your First Loss
And Manure Verses Are Shittier.. Then My First Drop
I Spit Hot... Not Hesitating To Leave This Kid Dead
VA's FINEST?? Nah I'll Call You Yeast.. Cause Your Inbred
You Fronting Like A Thug.. But Son You Aint Hard..
Cause You Got No Chance.. Like You Lost Your Monopoly Cards
You Cant Beat Me.. I've Come To Far To Soon..
I Said I'd Go 10 But Like A Fat Kid..
...............................................
I Wont Waste Another GoodBar On You

John Hensley

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce vs. Mr. Multie
You'll try to be creative but there's no limit to his wackness
You couldn't beat me, even if I helped this kid practice


^^lol...
Liste kid, we both know that you'll be hardly dissin me.
Good point with the quote...
... if you helped him he'd have the longest losin streak in RV's history.
You're a wack, and with rappin' you should honestly stop.
Got damn, cingulars new plan couldnt help with how often you drop.
You're dead, and it's a given that this bitch'll rhyme wacker.
An' i'll put the Eagle to Trotters head.. like Philly's middle linebacker.
It's comical.. how far you'll fly when i hit you with a backhand.
An' you can forget about alfred.. but ima hit bruce wit a bat, man.


blabla no show kiddo.

Sonny Dimebags

Ightt lets do this
Yo, where is this sucka, he scared? I'll make him not feel alone
So i'll throw Aeral in the gutta, and make him feel right at home
End this herbs life when my bullets is hittin limbs
Sonny will hook A up wit a bag....to be shittin in
Put my hands around his neck and he gets slapped while gettin choked
So be ready to be seein sum A batteries, like the back of a tv remote
I'll roll to Aerals crib and not to say wattup, Sonny D. dont give a fuck
Swinging haymakers, my uppercut will lift him up like the Stanley Cup
And this cats pimp game is weak, does Sonny gotta show him
I put a price on his head.....and the bitches still wouldnt blow him
No, but honestly this kid is mack man, not just an MC
Seen him pickin up white chicks at blockbuster ...for dvd

Mr. Multie

Let me warm up for my multi battle...lol

Lame'n'this chump, clips in, spray'n u fuck, listen
Yeah u got eyes on u only cuz you suck spicous
Fame that u claim'n, i'll have you pray'n enuffs hit'n
U wanna tip? see for votes, boycott a drunk sit in
Homie u blew those..^, im deadly ya luck comes apart
No reason 2 Do.U.Bt, u've already been fuck'd 4rm da start
Stuck'n da dark, adhedsive, aint a curse im beast'n
Ur elevate'n backwards, since all of ur verse's decent
U'll go bezerk when bleed'n, alert for work of treason
N' die a killers purpose<--but not even ya birth had reason
Ima Mr. ur punches Mrs. no scratch'n this sir face
U've loss 1, 2 many times, no prize 4 u 3rd rates

Blah...match me;

oh and plz try and be more original then using XM radio lines, so tired of seeing those against me *sigh*

Brock Sampson

here's something quick for ya

yeah I lost, & commenting will get u killed in many ways
it's w/e tho, cuz me losing, looks better than u winnin any day
Im nice with the knuckle game, but I got these heaters firing
just to leave u connected to the ground like speaker wiring
audio cat of the year? is an overstatement, cuz really ur not ill
plus the beats make u sound like a JackAss 2, like Johnny Knoxville
I believe he's poor, so I breakdance cuz I believe its a sport
I backspin on cardboard for fun, he backspins on cardboard to sweep his floor
with ya girl, it's War of the Worlds, cuz she says she hates ur face
so like Mel Gibson she gave u Signs, as a hint not to invader space
kid get out of rap today, foreal cuz u failed flowin
so you should go try offin yaself like Terrel Owens
catch me on 7 mile & Gratiot plottin somethin important
to get u Jumpman quicker than an endorsment from Jordan
Them wack raps don't get u laid, cuz ur not a baller thug
so when ur girl gave me her number, I just called her slut
Brocks a beast when he speaks, so u ai't seein em when he's evil
kid woulda put on his Game face, but afraid he'd get clapped by 50s ppl

haha

Top Punches

Fuckin geek u stink, please explain why i never hearda this lame
Ur the weakest Link, thats y i can't find SHIT when i search ya name

40. Tony Brown vs Te Ora

when you try & spit game. shit mannnnn.. you’ll be struck till
you brace yourself.. either way you’ll still leave with a buck grill

39. Te Ora vs Tony Brown

I love the bitches who love me 3rd leg - yeah I like to bone
I got the same pic of ya girl, without the yellow top. in my camera phone.

38. Euthanize vs Artistik

And this cats pimp game is weak, does Sonny gotta show him
I put a price on his head.....and the bitches still wouldnt blow him

37. Sonny Dimebags vs Aeral

You can't be good.. I battled twice and won, rising gracefully.
while you battled 23 times... and still at the same rank as me!

36. Faime S. Quotez vs JTR

let's stop the whisper's, n don't even rely on ya luck
cuz with a face like that.. i bet the bitch's nosey as fuck

35. Artistik vs Euthanize

let's let the temper's fly, me lie? nope, i couldn't have said it
n yea my chick has a big ego.. but yours is soooo big headed

34. Artistik vs Euthanize

this knife leave U soaking you'll be broken in two, provoking ya doom
from open tombs you'll go from mr. multi to mr. multiple wounds

33. N.Tavarez vs Mr Multie

One week, your either led po, Lamp, or flash....what the fuck?
But I give em props, his last battle wasn't half bad---->coz all of it sucked

32. Wordz Ahgod vs Flash

with ya girl, it's War of the Worlds, cuz she says she hates ur face
so like Mel Gibson she gave u Signs, as a hint not to invader space

31. Brock Sampson vs T.r.oo.P

N.Te is the best.. better than you, you'll see me run through
your were booted from the punchline league.. but i'll let you be 1-2

30. Te Ora vs Tony Brown

Take some for the road, land punches when I swung for his nose
When Mr hand key,his verse resemble da one on dat show

29. N.Tavarez vs Mr Multie

i'll put a knife in this chump 'n leave the faggot in fear
cuz me stabbin ya will be the most insertion u've had in years

28. Untold vs N.Tavarez

Nobody buys any of ya lines, n' believe it isn't complicated.
It's just they all know you seldom shit.. like people that are constipated.

27. John Hensley vs Phryme

you are original.. a breath of fresh air.. you get the gist of it kid
your abnormal.. till i made them bruised from fists to ya ribs

26. Te Ora vs Tony Brown

damn man bad pic..ya skinny as shit...ya face lookin butt
this is quite possibly the first time anyone.....fucked up on a bowl cut

25. Trey MethodZ vs Roger Glocks

A chick kick it to this fag he wont be able to ride her
He's into Cox Communications like the cable provider

24. N.Tavarez vs Untold

its amazing ppl think your a star...an good movies you get hire'd
me sayin your a great actor....would make me the real liar,liar

23. Trey MethodZ vs Roger Glocks

ya mom and pops bounced, which leaves ya dismembered twice
ya godfather's a pedophile, well hey, there goes The Simple Life

22. Rush Lingo vs KempoMRK

That titles as good as mine, theres no way you can burn me..
..Face The Facts - you aint goin no where like the picture tourny

21. Erel Avent vs DaTrusHurtz

Hate to be forced to quote, against a kid they thought was dope
but C-UT battling me and leave with one across his throat

20. N.Tavarez vs Untold

I'm the new champ n' top dawg, see I'm the best when I wreckon
I'm on top of shit, but I'll let u get up n' stretch for a second

19. DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent

This damn threads gettin cluttered, so Ill use my verse to top it
..I would have Kempo clean the shit out
but I wouldnt want him to erase your verse in the process

18. Erel Avent vs DaTrusHurtz

I beat u last time, u didn't vote, cope with the losses ur dealt
But thats weird, ur usually good 'bout droppin' votes...for urself

17. DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent

chubby bastard. your suppose to make movies n do films that reach
this dude's grossing alot....of people when he goes to the beach

16. Roger Glocks vs Trey MethodZ

I woulda got personal. but after Mr. Deeds I forgot about this fool...
cuz I thought the Longest Yard was your distance between an Acting School!

15. Roger Glocks vs Trey MethodZ

Ok Phryme. isolate.. hmm..i know how i'll do the wordin, see.
It's funny.. Kemp chose a word that describes ya social life PERFECTLY.

14. John Hensley vs Phryme

I'm out swingin, n' bitch u know u suck with the writtens
Pictures paint a thousand words.. and highlight the ones that u've bitten

13. DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent

I know Kemp said the league is down & suckin, & thats funny..
..cause soon as that happened ^ ya mom started loosin money

12. Erel Avent vs DaTrusHurtz

Wanna be like him? grab a mixer as soon as u've heard his rhymes.
Throw in some wack punches..
... a couple bad cliches, some horrible wording an' ya got a verse of Phrymes.

11. John Hensley vs Phrmye

Fuck ebonics and slang, I got proper english, still a hustler all day tho
While the only time he 'slangs' coke is by refering to it as yayo

10. JTR vs Faime S. Quotez

Put my hands around his neck and he gets slapped while gettin choked
So be ready to be seein sum A batteries, like the back of a tv remote

9. Sonny Dimebags vs Aeral

i've seen your fat ass before Euth, so i hope your up for the clownin
n i bet this slim bitch get's a brokeback.. everytime that your mountain

8. Artistik vs Euthanize

I got the jive & i'm mack, i'm a star and bitches striven for Jack
We all get our 15 minutes of fame
...but Faime's girl can only hope for 5 at the max!

7. JTR vs Faime S. Quotez

you claim that mishap for you bein skinny, ya never was hot hoe
and ya stomach is about one or two inches away from bein a pothole

6. Rush Lingo vs KempoMRK

We've battled before, so i guess Kempo wanted to make a sequel.
N' decided to Citizen the same battle.. so i'll prove that all men ARENT created equal.

5. John Hensley vs Phryme

stop here. if you wanna see a mood swing happen in thin air
Art laughs all the way to bank... but cries when he gets there

4. Roger Glocks vs Artistik

U should know I'm da champ, don't fuckin' look at me smugly
I'm sure ur up to date, but every bitch thinks ur fat n' ugly

3. DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent

An' you n ya crew might to concerts. i mean, at least they're tryin.
But it's more like a funeral.. people show up, but everyone just leaves there cryin.

2. John Hensley vs Phryme

Now Align? that means to put things even, but this dude looks weary.
Cuz if you put Align of yours next to Align of mine.. it'll DISPROVE that theory.

1. John Hensley vs Phryme

Verse of the Week

John Hensley

Quote:
isolated:
seperated from other persons or things; alone; solitary.


Ok Phryme. isolate.. hmm..i know how i'll do the wordin, see.
It's funny.. Kemp chose a word that describes ya social life PERFECTLY.
Nobody buys any of ya lines, n' believe it isn't complicated.
It's just they all know you seldom shit.. like people that are constipated.
So you were adopted.. and it's ok man, don't claim that it's not true.
Reminds me of kids lookin for ghostwriters... because nobody wants you.
See kid, im punchin up a storm. i'm not just dissin you.
An' my right hook'll leave ya spinnin so fast you'll get hired as the tornado in twister 2.
Now Align? that means to put things even, but this dude looks weary.
Cuz if you put Align of yours next to Align of mine.. it'll DISPROVE that theory.
We've battled before, so i guess Kempo wanted to make a sequel.
N' decided to Citizen the same battle.. so i'll prove that all men ARENT created equal.
A penny saved is a penny earned.<< ask phryme, and that's what's up.
Don't believe me... drive to your nearest corner.. and look in his fuckin plastic cup.
Wanna be like him? grab a mixer as soon as u've heard his rhymes.
Throw in some wack punches..
... a couple bad cliches, some horrible wording an' ya got a verse of Phrymes.
See, birth and death are natural. another person is just more of a portion.
And kid.. Mother Nature sent me to kill you... which is just her form of abortion.
An' you n ya crew might to concerts. i mean, at least they're tryin.
But it's more like a funeral.. people show up, but everyone just leaves there cryin.


2nd – DaTrusHurtz
3rd – Erel Avent

Battle of the Week

DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent

DaTrusHurtz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent
"Niggas need to realize aint no one gettin any money off this....we do this shit cause we love hiphop..so stop actin like bitches"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent in a match
- "give me a new pic of him, that shits old.
everyone has seen it.its not even close to enough shit to diss like his picture.

otherwise, i refuse to drop."

Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent in a match
- "no i win ur late, bite me.
rules is rules."

And if that isn't ironic enough.. here's some more shit on this faggot

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7216/fracture2es6.jpg
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1349/avent2ky4.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Llama
i knew he was aeon since day one lol. especially when he eliminated me from that tourney he was modding WITHOUT ME EVER LOSING LOLZ (on some bullshit) that he knew I was gonna win just so he could have more of a chance of winning, but he ended up getting beaten TWICE in one tourney lol. i even told him he was aeon in that tourney lol. I mean its obvious he was him, both talk the same, bite the same, check in the same, everything the same lol. nigga talks like hes gods gift to text but hes just a newbie that bites and every once in a while rewords a punch good enough that he dont get caught.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mets
wow at this motherfucker really thinking he's on some legendary god status with this text battling shit. dude's a biter and isnt even good. it was an entertaining interview though. so props on that, but this dude is tripping.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Illalcious
glad im not the only one who was like "wait, wtf, iv seen him bite"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Out Writechas
lol...whut a cracker

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dookie
lmmfao@ him admitting to biting.. then acting like his the god of text

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercules
lmao.. i wouldnt give him an extention cuz he is a biter

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dame Dash
Erel Avent = biting and voting for himself whack faggot

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lampejo
ROFL omg your a lame faggot...keep sayin shit like your actually good now bitch

Quote:
Originally Posted by David Llama
oh and kemp you should have asked him how it felt to vote for himself in the LBL and then somehow get you to delete his vote and reverse the decision of DQing him for voting for himself and then giving him the win.

Quote:
Originally Posted by KempoMRK
lol word I forgot about that. But yeah, I said if he ever posts on that name again he's banned from the league.

In the mag u said shit that I just couldn't believe
U said ur top 10 all-time...
... BUT U HAVE YET TO BEAT A TOP 10 HEAD... IN THIS LEAGUE
I'm out swingin, n' bitch u know u suck with the writtens
Pictures paint a thousand words.. and highlight the ones that u've bitten
U faced Malicious last week, n' this'll leave ya humbled n' shook
That shit was such a tale of two biters, it fuckin' resembled the book
I beat u last time, u didn't vote, cope with the losses ur dealt
But thats weird, ur usually good 'bout droppin' votes...for urself
So how the fuck are u here? Stop faggot, just stand still
Ur verses aren't a byproduct, they're the shit given up to goodwill
No-shows, opponent's bitin', no one's been as lucky as the cunt
U bein' here is so Mystic, it got u ur only legit win in the month
Takin' cheap wins like a faggot, i'll go boast to this squeeler
U've Cowher'd for so long, u could fuckin' coach for the Steelers
Last week was weird, but the league is still suited for writers
Kemp's got it easy, he coulda banned EITHER contender n' have booted a biter
I'm the new champ n' top dawg, see I'm the best when I wreckon
I'm on top of shit, but I'll let u get up n' stretch for a second
U should know I'm da champ, don't fuckin' look at me smugly
I'm sure ur up to date, but every bitch thinks ur fat n' ugly
I've been clownin' u, but u do have worthy stuff to see
I think ur champion material... feels soft AS FUCK to me
Rappers talk 'bout hustlin, but we know that they're harmless
I heard E, 40...people, AT THE VERY LEAST, think you're garbage
I need a refreshment, i'm hungry to knocka bitch off the scene
Cause ^^^^^^^^ HOPE TO GOD, we could clear ur shit off the screen
Ur fuckin' wack punk, n' ur stuff is seein' a trend dude
And in that reguard, paperclips ARE EASILY enough to defend u
Talked a big game, but I'm here for dissolvin' the hype
U have so little Clue, i dunno if i should murder u wit a revolver or pipe
There's just 1 of me, n' DaTrus here will hurt in the worst ways
There's 1 Ere here...
...AND THAT WAS U MAKIN' THE CHAMP MATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE

Fuck this wack waste of space, ur garbage

Erel Avent

Seriously..

Quotin all them fools, wont help you win this bout..
..god damn faggot get all them dicks up out ya mouth [!!]
That titles as good as mine, theres no way you can burn me..
..Face The Facts - you aint goin no where like the picture tourny
I'll pop shots thru ur plot to stay champ, ya concepts are ass..
..& since its NFL season I'll toss u to the side like a lateral pass
You got nerver callin me a biter, I could ignore it but just wait..
..80% of them lines in your verse are bitten from like ...... 1998
So when I take a fresh line, then flip it into somethin to fear..
..I suppose you can comeback & jack it in a couple more years
I know Kemp said the league is down & suckin, & thats funny..
..cause soon as that happened ^ ya mom started loosin money
You shoulda never showed up, now the voters have to peep it..
..N watch me fuck DaTrus up faster than girls lettin out secrets
This damn threads gettin cluttered, so Ill use my verse to top it
..I would have Kempo clean the shit out
but I wouldnt want him to erase your verse in the process

eh. the fact that this is all written last moment.

Which means I've already read ur verse, t'was a waste of time..
so I understand why half the leagues gonna skip thru the rest of mine
Your completely trash, Im zoned in, yup, Erel's locked & gunnin..
Da aint up for President but can join the rest of the white boys runnin
& you can take that as a racial comment, I could give a fuck tonight..
but Da might except & get the first sexual experiance in his fuckin life
They say what comes around goes around..
but thats not the way I wanna bag it..
unlike you so before I win off a DQ - make sure you get your votes in faggot

2nd – Roger Glocks vs Trey MethodZ
3rd – N.Tavarez vs Untold

Interview with John Hensley



KempoMRK:: Yo Hensley, how ya doing?

John Hensley: im doing good, how about you?!

KempoMRK:: IM SUPER!

John Hensley: GREAT!

KempoMRK:: Sure is! Tell us a bit about yourself!

John Hensley: ok well hmm, my name is John Hensley and im from Seattle, Washington..

John Hensley: i just turned 20 years old

KempoMRK:: Your real name is John Hensley? I always thought it was cos of a character off of some TV program.

John Hensley: yeah, well it's my real name. i found out it was a celebrity in my first battle on b-boys

John Hensley: i just thought i was on a reality show and didnt know it

KempoMRK:: lol wtf. Give us a bit of a background on your battling achievements etc.

John Hensley: alright, well. i started actually writing back in late 01 on tupacboard.com... but i didnt really take it serious until early 04. That's when i went to RapBlock and started to improve.. i battled some nicer heads, and a dude named Jook brought me to the RBL. I won the RBL title my first time signing and and afterwards went to Bboys and won the title there. Since then i've won the RBL 3 times, the bboys league 3 times, the 411hype league once, and the PRBA 2 times, and the Bboys 64 Man Tournament and Lama's BBL. Um, it was my goal to make it around all the best sites online and win, and the only one really escaping my grasp is the LLL at Rapbattles

John Hensley: and here of course

John Hensley: :-)

KempoMRK:: lol no doubt. I'll go more into your background history stuff in a bit. But what do you think is the reason you haven't yet won the LLL title?

John Hensley: it's tough. i've been in the champ match their 3 different times and 3 different occasions something different has happened. Once i fucked up and had it won, but i got quotes mixed up and it took out like 4 of my disses. And most recently i faced Com and he wouldnt let me have an extension even though i posted. Styles are different, and there is favoritism there also.

KempoMRK:: Favouritism? You mean dick riding. Say some more about that.

John Hensley: haha, i'm not sure if i'd call it dickriding, because 3 champ matches is having some success. but they have their legends and their top guys there, and it's tough to beat any top people on their home sites. some of it's dickriding, some of it's just voters being accustomed to their styles.

KempoMRK:: Yeah, I agree. Like I'll read a battle and everyone will be calling it legendary and saying a hundred and one superlatives to describe it, when I personally thought it was mostly whack except like 4 bars. It's strange. Anyway, how have you felt about the LBL so far?

John Hensley: I like the LBL. It's a solid league, i knew it would be better than just some flash-in-the-pan league because of all the interest you had generated on more popular sites like bboys. I think it can stay successful if people vote ;-), and if you keep modding like you have been. Mods make leagues.

KempoMRK:: Well said lol. Do you think you can win the league? Or should I say, do you think you can win the league on your first run since you came back?

John Hensley: yeah i think i can. i was kinda nervous about this week because i had 2 battles here, one at rapbattles and one on RM. strangely enough every single person but one no showed. i think the competition here is pretty good, i like datrus, tavarez, glocks. but i think if i get to the top of the rankings i can take it.

KempoMRK:: This is your second run in the league, why did you leave the league the first time around? I remember having a back and forth PM argument over the whole links in the champ match incident, was it due to that?

John Hensley: yeah, i was a bit pissed about that. just cuz i was in the champ match, and the guy no showed.. and im used to just seeing battles being closed once someone no shows. and your dickhead ass decided to give me a loss.

KempoMRK:: lmao. Well you'll be glad to know that the rule has been changed. In fact, you needn't have voted on 4 battles this week. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k, it's appreciated. Who do you see as the most talented battler in the league at the moment?

KempoMRK:: And don't say yourself, just to cover that.

John Hensley: hahaha. nah i wouldnt say myself. that's tough, it really is. when i think of this league i dont see anyone that's really head and shoulders above the rest, i see alot of solid writers. i will say DaTrus impressed me with his verse this week, and he is the champ. And Glocks has been improving steadily for the last couple months, so im interested to see where he goes. Untold and Tavarez are 2 other people that i like, but i wouldnt put them up there yet.

KempoMRK:: On the subject of improvement, what would you say is the most important thing to consider when elevating?

KempoMRK:: Like what advice would you give.

John Hensley: don't get too cocky. some people get ego's after winning a few battles, or getting props on some lines. you gotta use that as fuel to improve, not as fuel to be complacent. just read battles, keep up on what's fresh, keep your wording natural and stay motivated.

KempoMRK:: Keep your wording natural, that's interesting. Cos I remember you saying something about that in a thread one time. Elaborate on what you mean by it.

John Hensley: Wording is just the way you form the concept. I've seen people with DOPE punch concepts, and then they just word them horribly and it doesnt come off as hard as it should. I personally try to make my punches flow from the set up to the punchline, to where it sounds like a sentence when you read it, not a bunch of choppy words placed together.

KempoMRK:: I see what you're saying. Let's go back your beginning as such, how did you start text battling?

John Hensley: well, when i was like 15 or whatever i guess, i just was really feelin tupac alot. i was all interested in the death theories, and went to the tupacboard website which is now dead. and that's when i discovered that people write raps and get feedback. so i started just doing topicals, and it was fun to see what people said. and eventually that turned into battling.. and i realized there's way more sites out there than some tupac website. so i ran into a few people, and basically got hooked up with some more established heads and just started getting mroe and more involved in battling.

John Hensley: basically i can thank Jook, the former mod at the RBL for even having any idea that the RBL or Bboys existed. he brought me there.

KempoMRK:: Before the RBL, you said you were at RapBlock. What was that site like? I remember hearing that people like Sound and Nique were there.

John Hensley: yeah, rapblock was kind of what i consider like the minor leagues of sites like RV, RM and PR. It was a mixture of ezboard styles and heads like Dynamix and some more experienced battlers. Nique was on there, Sound was on there, Jook was on there, Ominus from bboys was there. They all had the ''RM'' style and i just favored that.

John Hensley: oh

John Hensley: and there was a fracture imposter on there, and i didnt know shit about fracture really. just heard of him. and he linked me to Prowlers and boom, that's when i really started to see the difference in styles.

KempoMRK:: How exactly would you describe the "RM Style"? Cos it's a phrase thats thrown around a lot.

John Hensley: fuck man, everyone on here uses it. it's too hard to describe.. it's just the way things are.. no quotes, no flashy shit. just a concept... then a punch in every line. heads like Resin.. the 3 line style.. i mean when i started using the 3 line style. i got ripped by everyone for jacking resin. now you see people using it constantly.

KempoMRK:: lol yeah. When you said you saw the huge difference, do you mean between the RM style and the UrbanProwlers style?

KempoMRK:: If so, how are they different?

John Hensley: well, i meant more like the shit i was used to was more ezboardish. more hollafront. 5000 syllable punches. RM and UP were similar.. and they were more natural, like youd read an audio verse. That's the difference i was talking about. Even nowadays if you go to hollafront they call '' our '' style the '' audio '' style. and they are the '' text '' part of rap. it's all bullshit they just arent educated.

KempoMRK:: Yeah. Hollafront is stuck in the old days. I was reading old ass verses at Blunts from 2000, and HollaFront still uses that style. Did you achieve much at RapBlock?

John Hensley: yeah i was pretty good at rapblock, i made the hall of fame there, only me and jook did that. i wasnt that good though, like compared to most people nowadays.

KempoMRK:: Then you went to RapMusic and joined the RBL. How did you do there when you first joined?

John Hensley: i did good, i stayed in for like 4 months and went like 22-3

John Hensley: oz was the mod when i started, i didnt battle any real DOPE heads. but some good ones.

KempoMRK:: Like who?

John Hensley: umm, shadows edge. monster from RM and UP.

John Hensley: demik

John Hensley: yea demik is who i won the title from

John Hensley: he was my biggest win at that point

KempoMRK:: Cool. What made you sign out?

John Hensley: well, nothing really. i won the title and had 5 defenses, and i was going for the record and Oz restarted the league and turned it into the North and South.

John Hensley: so basically the league just stopped i didnt sign out

KempoMRK:: Ah that North and South shit flopped COMPLETELY didn't it? What did you think of him doing that?

John Hensley: well it was a stupid idea really, oz was a good mod though, really creative. but as the champ going for a record i hated it. and it just didnt pan out.

KempoMRK:: Word. So after that you went to B-Boys, how did that come about and what did you do there?

John Hensley: it was good

John Hensley: first battle was against Numskull, who was a big RM legend. I beat him and started getting noticed there, but most of bboys still didnt know who i was.

John Hensley: i made a good run there, butler eventually beat me for my 1st loss, but i improved and won there i think against classick for my first title.

KempoMRK:: Do you remember that battle against Classick, and if so what did you think of it?

John Hensley: me and class have battled 3 times, and yea i do remember it. Class was a vet on there, he's beaten some well established cats like richard corey etc. by that time id improved quite a bit.

KempoMRK:: Whats the tally of yours and Classicks battles?

John Hensley: 2-1 me. i beat him in that match, once in the LMS tournament on bboys, and he beat me at hype but dropped twice as many lines.

KempoMRK:: Cool. You say that you'd improved quite a bit, did you just improve weekly just by dropping verses?

John Hensley: yeah, you start to get an idea of what's good based on what voters say about your lines, and about other peoples lines. and facing good competition brings out more creativity, at least i think so.

KempoMRK:: What did you think of the legendary Butler vs You vs Ouch battle where you won the title for the second time I believe it was?

John Hensley: that was a dope battle. that was probably the best i've ever seen ANY league. the top 5 at that point was 1. Butler 2. John Hensley. 3. Ouch 4. Fracture and 5. Resin

John Hensley: i knew if i won that i'd really get alot of props, so i dropped as well as i could.

KempoMRK:: Do you think you became fully respected as one of the top battlers by winning that battle? Or do you think that you'd gained that respect before that?

John Hensley: i think the moment i really got any respect was when i beat Dynamix in the LMS. He was basically the epitome of a legend on a site. He claims he's only lost 6 or 7 battles ever, and it's hard not to believe him if you've seen him write. I had people saying that Dyna would go through the whole 64 man tourney without getting a vote, and i ripped him in the final.

KempoMRK:: What did you think of that battle?

John Hensley: it was sick, he dropped dope. and i dropped good. and it was just a really well ran tourney, alot of competition and i won 100 bucks for it too, so it was just overall a real nice situation for me.

John Hensley: I got notebooks for numbers, and be showin the world game.
While you got...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dynamix
an entire section in my notebook entitled 'wordplay for girls names'

^^Wow. see that? i shouldn't even try to diss it, dude.
Because this whole verse shows that i've got lines for bitches too.

KempoMRK:: ^ Tight line, I'm trnya find the battle now but I can't find that shit. Yeah it looked like a dope tourney from what I read of it, what did you think of your chances when you entered?

John Hensley: yeah, i think it's gone on the site, it was back on bboys. i just saved my verse that's all. um, i thought they were decent, everyone was seeded to start off, i was probably like a 5 or 6 seed. so i was right in the middle of it, and i had some tough battles on the way there

John Hensley: armz, cheemagun, guile, rhymeageddon and classick

KempoMRK:: Damn, that's a nice lineup of battlers you beat. When did the whole "win every league" idea come about for you?

John Hensley: i dont really know, at that time only a few people really went site to site, and that was mainly Fracture when he dominated text back in the early 2000's. Scientz had done it as well, but most people stayed on their sites. I just did it to face new competition.

John Hensley: nowadays it's uncommon to see one battler not in at least 2 leagues at a time.

KempoMRK:: Do you think you helped popularise people going away from their home site?

John Hensley: i'd like to think so. i think David Lama would say i did as well. i think when people on other sites found out where i was from, they'd be like '' oh he came from there, i'll go peep that place ''. and it just kinda evolved.

KempoMRK:: Yeah cool. You claim B-Boys as your homesite even though you were at Rapmusic before, correct?

John Hensley: yeah, bboys was a much friendlier atmosphere. cats at RM didnt really have a lounge to chat about random shit in, it was all hostility.

KempoMRK:: What do you think of the state of RM at the moment?

John Hensley: it's improving. RM will always have that prestige of just being RM, the biggest text site online. It was really dead there for awhile, but there's some really nice heads back in and if Oneduh keeps modding it i wouldnt be surprised to see it back on top honestly.

KempoMRK:: A new site has emerged via David Lama, BragginWrites, what do you think of it?

John Hensley: well, he puts more time into text than anyone i've ever seen. and him archiving every tourney from every site online is pretty insane. it might be excessive, but it's cool to see it done. as far as the site goes, the league is decent. it doesnt have alot of advertisement, but any league with DL modding it has the potential to be great.

KempoMRK:: Would you say he is the best league mod ever? I guess it goes without saying.

John Hensley: he's the most dedicated, so in turn i think that makes him the best. he's standard though, mods like Oz had more creativity, but that's not always a good thing.

KempoMRK:: What creative ideas do you think Oz had?

John Hensley: well, oz was down with just shuttign down a league and starting a tourney out of nowhere. which took balls, and wouldnt work on ANY site but RM because of the heavy traffic that's always there.

KempoMRK:: I see. On that note, what type of ideas would you wanna see implemented into the LBL?

John Hensley: right now i like the LBL. you're doing a really good job with the ppv's, some of these matches are fuckin hillarious. i'd just keep it how it is honestly.

KempoMRK:: What kinda battles have you enjoyed reading?

John Hensley: well the whole girlfriend pic battle, that's tight shit man. that takes balls to do. and alot of the concepts, like the comedy battles, the concept flipping things. just keeping it fresh.

KempoMRK:: Word. It seems like nowadays everyone seems to think "text is dead" or "text is dying", what is your view on this?

John Hensley: not really, i heard that when i first started on RM. look at heads like butler, i mean dudes been around since years before me, same with oneduh. text isnt dying, its just the positive attitude about it that is.

KempoMRK:: How do you think this positive attitude can be brought back as such? Basically, what do you think would bring the hype back into text?

John Hensley: i think text is on the right track right now in some regards. it's unfortunate big time sites like PR are basically dying, but you can see with a revival of RM in progress, and this site carrying the creative side of it, plus the seasonal league at RB there's alot of options, and i don't really think much else could increase it as of right now. maybe a huge intersite tourney.

KempoMRK:: Ah shit, that'd be dope as fuck. Some sort of LMS style tourney needs to go down on one of the big sites, that 200 person RM tourney coulda brought the hype back but Jeff fucked it up. Which lead into the site war. Ah yeah. B-Boys vs Rapmusic site battle, what did you think of it?

John Hensley: i thought that was sickkkkkkk. it really worked out well, and seeing alot of the old cats, the old legends actually participating. shit was dope as hell.

KempoMRK:: You faced AOD and beat him, ideally who would you have wanted to battle?

John Hensley: well i didnt know much about AOD honestly, but apparently he was a really really dope head in his time. I didnt really mind who i battled, maybe Resin or User.

KempoMRK:: Aight. Now for the mandatory audio question. You ever done audio? And if not, are you ever gonna?

John Hensley: not really, i freestyle all the time with friends, and have recorded a few thigns, nothing on sites though. i dont really have time to sit down and get into audio either.

KempoMRK:: Ok. Let's do some word association. I'll say a name you say some things about that person. I'll start with

KempoMRK:: Butler

John Hensley: he's the only cat online nowadays that has any lines that make me think are honestly dope

KempoMRK:: Richard Corey

John Hensley: he's a pioneer and really versatile. he's obviously a great topical writer, and occasionally can be a really dope battler.

KempoMRK:: Fracture

John Hensley: he's the type of dude people that come in now will look at and will think he wasnt that good. but he started everything as far as sarcasm in verses, as far as popularizing intersite things. he was dope.

KempoMRK:: Resin M-I-C

John Hensley: man resin is an enigma to me. i dont think ive ever seen him say more than a sentence outside of a battle. he's one of the hardest punchline writers, well probably the hardest, i've ever read.

KempoMRK:: Tyson

John Hensley: i wasnt around with him, ive only read his archives. fracture will tell you he was the reason tyson was successful, but i dont know much about him

KempoMRK:: ouch

John Hensley: ouch is a resin-butler type of battler. he drops hard punches, at one time i thought he was the best battler online, but he got unmotivated and inconsistent.

KempoMRK:: Lieutenant

John Hensley: Loot is more like a dynamix battler, good with wordplay. He's successful, more into the visual side of text instead of the concepts. He was a really good battler, and success wise was as good as anyone.

KempoMRK:: Roger Glocks

John Hensley: he's on his way to being really dope. he has a good attitude, and is really creative.

KempoMRK:: Jay Walker

John Hensley: last year when i was in the LLL i thought he sucked honestly. He did improve alot, but he got an ego, but he's cool to me, i'm cool with him. I think he was overrated there on RB, but he is a solid battler.

KempoMRK:: Most potential to be dope

John Hensley: that's tough. not long ago i used to think Young Philly would be the next big thing, but he left. then i thought Phryme would be, and Phryme still CAN be. There's so many people right now on level playing fields it's tough to say.

KempoMRK:: Most wasted ability

John Hensley: god man, theres been alot of people that could have been great. but i think that Ouch could have been the most well known head online, i cant say he really wasted his ability because he was a monster on Bboys, but he had the potential to be a multi site champ.

KempoMRK:: Most overrated

John Hensley: Well, i dont know if i can do it on all sites combined. but site by site... i think on RB, cats like Feeble Minded and COM are good, dont get me wrong. But they arent legendary. And dont have the skill to dominate like some people do. On Bboys, i think right now Mercules is good, let me prephrase all this with saying these guys ARE good, but when Merc beat me and Butler in the same week. I thought he lost both battles. on RM who knows, Oz was big time overrated.

KempoMRK:: Most underrated

John Hensley: of all time i'd say Tangible aka I.Deal from RM. he was sick as hell. RIght now i really dont know.

KempoMRK:: Cool stuff. And now for the final question to finish this off, name your top 10 battlers ever. In order if possible ;-)

John Hensley: haha ok give me some time

John Hensley: 1. Fracture, due to the fact he had so much success on MULTIPLE sites.
2. Resin MIC, as far as skill goes he was better than anyone.
3. User, he's more creative than 100% of the people out there.
4. Tang, he's the best at wording i used to see, and i can say i got alot of my style from him.
5. Butler, he's as good as anyone really, he's great with concepts.
6. Dynamix, as far as wordplay goes nobody can and maybe ever will touch him.
7. Rudge1, he was a punchline KILLER. i'd probably have him higher if i was around when he battled.
8. Oneduh, success wise he's as good as most anyone, he has the ability to drop dope.
9. Scientz, he was just plain dope. He used the 3 line style as well as anyone, and had a rugged feel about his verses. / Pharacane, he was so personal. Really dope with hard punches, not that creative but a good battler.
10. Ouch, was dope, had the ability to dominate anysite, but just wasnt consistent enough.


Myself, i'm not cocky enough to put myself up there. But i think if i were to rate myself, i'd put myself in the top 5 somewhere.

John Hensley: i left out the likes of RC, due to the fact it was stricty a battler list.

KempoMRK:: Dope. But I lied. I've got two more questions. Firstly, what do you think is the best battle ever? Secondly, what is your favourite battle that you've been in?

John Hensley: Best battle ever, there was a RM championship threeway between Scientz, Calefaction and Dynamix that was dope as hell. I'd also put my battle with ouch and butler up there. And my battle with Dynamix in the tournament would be my favorite i've been in.

KempoMRK:: Cool. lol one last thing, who the fuck is Tang?

John Hensley: Tang is I.Deal, he's an RM head, 3x Champ there.

John Hensley: he's gone now though.

KempoMRK:: Oh I see. I didn't know him under the name Tang

John Hensley: Tang/Tangible/I.Deal

KempoMRK:: Aight, dope interview. Longer than Erel's last week. And I give this interview the new title of DOPEST INTERVIEW EVER. So good shit man. Close this out with a sentence or something.

John Hensley: ya man, um. i'm gonna win the title!

KempoMRK:: lol good stuff, peace.

John Hensley: pz12

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. DaTrusHurtz (10-0) vs 2. N.Tavarez (5-0)

This should be tight. DaTrus has been on a roll lately, dropping dope bars everywhere. I reckon he’ll drop dope this week as well cos I can see him trying hard for this battle. Tavarez dropped aight last week, I dunno if it was cos he thought Untold was no-showing that he didn’t drop too great, but yeah. I think DaTrus will get this.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. JTR (17-7) vs 4. Wordz Ahgod (7-2)

Wordz is steadily improving but JTR will kill him here. JTR dropped aight last week, it seemed like he didn’t try though. But before that he was dropping mad nice. Wordz dropped ok but as I said JTR will win this as long as he votes and tries a reasonable amount. As long as he votes is the key sentence.

5. Roger Glocks (8-3) vs 6. Te Ora (2-0)

Te Ora surprised me last week by beating Tony Brown quite comfortably. But don’t get it twisted, he ain’t as good as Roger Glocks. Glocks got two wins last week, beating Artistik and Trey MethodZ, and he won both convincingly. Roger Glocks will win this.

7. Rush Lingo (14-5) vs 8. Mr Multie (2-0)

Rush is back in the league after a short hiatus and he should do well as usual. Just peep his record, it’s good. Mr Multie is aight but he ain’t on Rush’s level. Rush will win this.

9. Erel Avent (11-4) vs 10. Untold (8-5)

Untold fucked up last week by not trying his hardest and giving himself plenty of time to write, which resulted in Tavarez easily picking up the win. Erel had the same problem. To me, that suggests that they almost certainly won’t try their hardest in this battle. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of them no-shows, probably Erel. So er, Untold to win cos of Erel no-showing.

11. Sonny Dimebags (10-5) vs 12. Trey MethodZ (2-1)

Trey has potential and will be a good battler soon, but Sonny is just better. Sonny seems to be still motivated even after losing in the champ match a few weeks back which is good. Sonny will win this if he tries.

13. Euthanize (6-8) vs 14. John Hensley (3-0)

Hensley’s just been wrecking this league since he joined. 1 week he’s been in the league, and he’s 3-0 already. Beat Bruce by no-show, dropped a legendary verse against Phryme and won via no-show and absolutely killed the cypher. Hensley won’t lose this.

15. Chris Stylez (1-0) vs 16. Fanatic (1-0)

I dunno who’ll win here. So I’ll guess Chris Stylez. Fanatic is alright but I think Chris has been battling longer.

17. Faime S. Quotez (2-1) vs 18. Flash (6-3)

Flash almost beat Wordz last week, yet people were saying Faime came close to beating JTR. So I think that Faime will edge this battle out, it could be close though.

19. Tony Brown (1-2) vs 20. Stanza (3-6)

Stanza got beat pretty badly by Trey last week where as Tony Brown just lost to Te Ora. Tony Brown will win this easily as long as he shows up.

21. Cocaine (0-1) vs 22. Gon' Murk (0-0)

Cocaine didn’t drop great last week where as from Gon’ Murks posts in the cypher, he seems pretty nice. He’s got his style down and he will win this.

23. X-tortion (0-0) vs 24. serbness (0-0)

Double no-show. If not then serbness will win.

25. Wicked One (0-0) vs 26. Blackface (0-0) vs 27. Beyond (0-0)

I dunno any, guess, Blackface to win.

5 Battles To Watch

1. DaTrusHurtz vs N.Tavarez
2. Erel Avent vs Untold
3. Roger Glocks vs Te Ora
4. Euthanize vs John Hensley
5. JTR vs Wordz Ahgod

Don’t Sleep On

Gon’ Murk – I’ve only seen cypher stuff from him, but he seems to have a style down and he’ll easily beat the lesser heads in the league. It remains to be seen how he’ll do against the better ones.

Wordz Ahgod – He ain’t power ranked material yet, but he’s improving weekly which is very obvious to me. If you compare his verses from when he started, to his verses now you can tell the improvement. Will be one to watch soon.

Must Be Sleeping

Untold – Give yourself more time to write dude. When you fully apply yourself you’re dope, so focus on this league more as I assume the LLL is prob the reason why you ain’t trying fully.

Top 10 Power Rankings

10. Sonny Dimebags – Is still motivated which is good. And when he tries he is a threat, should be moving up the ranks again very soon.

9. Te Ora – Surprised me by beating Tony Brown easily, and the voters like his style and everything. Has a really hard battle against Glocks this week though.

8. Untold – Hasn’t been putting his all into this league it seems, will need to step it up and give himself more time to write against Erel this week. When he tries his hardest he’s a big threat.

7. Erel Avent – Was unlucky to not have much time to write against DaTrus, yet his verse was still tight. If he tries and shows against Untold he could be moving up the ranks very soon.

6. John Hensley – Last week was his week. He went from 0-0 to 3-0 in one week. He’ll be champ soon.

5. Rush Lingo – Back in the league after a brief hiatus and should do well. He’ll be in the contendership match next week.

4. Roger Glocks – Got a couple of wins last week and as long as he tries, he’ll be in the contendership match next week also.

3. JTR – Easily beat Faime with a pretty average verse by his standards, I’m sure he knew he’d win. Should be in the champ match next week if he doesn’t fuck up.

2. N.Tavarez – Got past Untold pretty easily last week, has a harder task against DaTrusHurtz this week. Will need to try his hardest to win with the form that DaTrus is in.

1. DaTrusHurtz – Dropped dope against Erel and has been dropping dope his whole time in the league. Seems to be improving weekly as well which is cool.

Outro

Well done to the people who dropped last week, they made a potentially whack week dope. Keep it up, this league is looking pretty nice again. I’m gonna do my part and try and advertise and stuff, just make sure that you do yours. Peace.

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Old 10-01-06, 10:36 AM   #2
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that interview was extremely sick

rapblock till i diiiiie. haha.

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Old 10-01-06, 10:50 AM   #3
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oh wow i got mentioned, ROFL
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Old 10-01-06, 12:09 PM   #4
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dope mag man like always...thanx for the props hensley ur a neat guy lol
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Old 10-01-06, 12:21 PM   #5
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Faime i hope you got a ghost writer or something for this week. You gunna get straight merked im predicting a 8-0 final decison agaisnt your ass. Am tired of commin half assed.
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You gunna get straight merked im predicting a 8-0 final decison agaisnt your ass.


I am a beast arent I?

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Dope mag nonetheless props
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Random question to Kempo.. if neither person votes.. don't they both lose? Or did you change that rule?
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yeah dope mag here.
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Random question to Kempo.. if neither person votes.. don't they both lose? Or did you change that rule?


Yeah, I thought I'd give JTR a chance though.
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i voted. last week i just forgot to post up links
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