Dude postin shit, talkin I'm off topic/
But you just came back on, talkin about ya self, man..stop it/
Tryin to make a name fah my self, is not part of the fun/
I freestyle fah a hobbie, unlike you, this is ya job son//
You a net freak, you clapped back as soon as I finished/
You a bitch ass niggih wit injectionz, I make you diminish/
Nah better yet "smeared", oh my, I'm scared, bitch I'll merk u wit half a sentence//
You knoe u rite, I betta keep quiet, before I hurt cha feelings kid/
Cause you fuckin with the wrong one, I put ya back to the ceilin kid//
Nah stay in a childs place, or I'ma spit in ya face/
You gone run and tell ya mami, like a fuckin disgrace//
This is a bad story that you have nightmares about bitch/
You wake up in a cold sweat screamin, cause you was gettin that ass hitched//
Wit lethal infections, that I spit atcha dame/
Talkin about my red neck words, u rhymin from it, you fuckin lame/
Gone head and log off mayne, things'll neva be the same//

First Off Dog, Read The Rules You Wannabe-Me...
Damn Dog, You Can't Rap, Can't You See...
This Rap Is Not for You Man...
Your Air Conditioner Would Prolly Be Your Only Fan...*
Your Name Suits You, Well Your Raps Anyways...**
Your Spits Are Like Instructions On An Essay...***
^Nobody Reads Them, Now You Wanna Do This...
I've Heard Better Rhymes From My Mom's Sis...(weak)
But Dog, Your Punches Hit Like A Fuckin Pillow...
My Rhymes Are Like The Hair Of A Fairy Armadillo...****
So Dont Quit Your Day Job...
You Mutha Fucking Cob...*****

* - Air Conditioner - Fan... get it?
** - Name is dazasta... Rhymes are a dazasta...
*** - Well, basically explained in the line below, nobody reads them...
**** - Ok, this was a gay line (fairy) but a fairy armadillo's have smooth hair, 'Like The Hair Of A Fairy Armadillo'... my rhymes are smooth
***** - A cob is a male swan...

yo "dog", ur shit is terrible
you make me sick, explainen punche's in a cypher..
its unberable... ur shit is ripable/tearable..
name it.. and ill fuck it up... no way ur gon be suckin it up
you cant compare.. u gaspin like I snatched ur air
is that fear?...must be.. cuz if ur dark skin, why u so ghost
even if ur shit, was decent.. we all would know who wrote...(ghost wrote)
wack Emcee...

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OG Status


My people skills are way better then yours, nigga..

Nigga Up Here Thinkin I Got A Ghost Writer...
But Only Thing He Knows Is Bein A Dick-Rider...
Using Multis In A Dissing Cypher...
Your Shit Is Fuckin Hard To Decipher...
Bitch Calling Me Dark-Skinned And A Wack Emcee...
Well, Bitch Ima ILL Cracka, You Just A Bitch FEmcee...

lethal injections?
i guess thats the reason for ya lrical infections
ya rhymes goin in every direction
i hear a kant rhyme for shit detection
and it pointin at you
don't get jelious kuz you kant be like SaRe 2

Do not post in here unless it's a verse of six lines on topic.
all other post will be deleted. If this continues you will be banned. Thank you for following the rules from now on.
~Bounce~

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I leave you in the same haze
that you in afta ya blaze
dun worry i aint done
this ish just begun
im out o1ne

aight yo help me out with this
SaRe 2 V.s. Fuck up

SaRe don't worry I'll come over and Pac ya
Or rather I'll use this punch to drop ma
That's, all this bitch is nothin more serious
Hearin my rhymes shakin, really furious
Angry at me you need some managment
All the rhymes you spit will give you baneshment
Your not a survior like Christina Agulara
But you have a pussy, that's iregulara
Your from Shaolin, don't suppos you win
Cause your like Aflec you've never Ben
Talkin about ifections what about your yeast
I didn't know you baked bread in the far east
Who would get jealous of bein like SaRe 2
Who else would want to get slew

Ill help you be like "pac"
got you dien days later
fuk dissin this bitch on "top" ill do it later
when we hear ya rhymes we dun shakefurious
you fagget motha fukka you prob wish that aflek was in the fast and the furious
why you on this site im alittle curious
you spit the shit that will even have gerorge curious
why must i waste my time rhymin on ya stupidness
i just ate ya rhyme nah i gota fukken go take a piss

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I leave you in the same haze
that you in afta ya blaze
dun worry i aint done
this ish just begun
im out o1ne

aight yo help me out with this
SaRe 2 V.s. Fuck up

your right why do you waste time rymin, its just pure stupidness
your bullshits off beat, liba dee aint stressing your weak
lady i own you come here and rub my feet
maybe ill bone sare 2 thats what pussys like
being a virgin is the only way this bitch is tight
stop battling theres no way you can put up a fight

vote on my battle peeps
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105618

Nigga listen..i don't battle ... i spit clips
Thought you were building a house..the way you were shitting them bricks
Rippin them asses..... Zach go suck a dick
Do the shit you usually do.. fuck you licking a clit
Look at yourself...dissin girls coz your a misogynist homo
Only gotta look at his face...to see which way his dick goes!
Blows for votes..delivers on time, coz he just checks into the battles, and bites a veterans rhyme!

....'It's Jet'..the only self-proclaimed Elite..whos still not a vet..
But that makes sense..if u think bout it..cause he aint Elite yet..
Im not trying to ridicule & clown this dude..i mean he's good..
..Let's do a last man standing match..but u've never stood..
..A chance, relax.. i mean im not serious..i aint trying to kill..
& Ridicule you..cause its unnessacerry.....ur own verses will..

Damn, I Gotta Repeat My Self, Read The Rules Herb...
Cause Nigga, To You, My Rhymes Are Superb...
Carson Stick Pins Up Liba Dee's Ass For The Hell Of It...
I'll Deface Him And Make His Throat Slit...
Cause Bitch Your Looking At The Illest Spitter...
If I Were A Cowboy I Stab In The Ass With My Spur...(weak)
I Diss Your Ass Back To Fucking Fairy-Land...
Oops, My Bad You Live In Mary-Land...

EDIT: Oops this was made to hit Jet, but I'll make another for Ace...

Ace... Spittin Like His Ass Is A Vet, But Anit Even There Yet...
You Barely Over Elite, Your Rhymes Are Worse Than Jet...*
An Expert In A Given Field, Yeah Expert At Dick-Riding...**
He 10-0 And He Still Uses People For Ghost-Writing...
He Aint Trying To Kill, Well Bitch I Am...***
He Improves His Posts Because He Spam(s)...(wtf?)
He Keeps His Home Location Secret, Ed-It...****
You Couldnt Out-Rhyme Me Even If I Said-It...

* - Tried To Diss CarsonJet
** - His Sig Says 'Expert In A Given Field'
*** - Read His Carson Diss
**** - Location is Edit.

This one is aimed for Ace...

lol...check this herb...^^he can't even cypher right..
Mary-land?...that's nice...check my battle's we kno u bite..
Judgin avi ur white...and a wanna be C'.....at that....
Kinda joker that wear's maternity shirt's an say's "im phat"
Forget u....wait...nobody ever knew u to begin wit....
ur jus a merk'd bitch, summin the emergency center couldnt fix....

No harm intended filled his mind while he replied to this thread..
..Im doubtin, whats bigger my status or the size of your head..
Lost touch of reality...like he blocked you on his contact list..
All your wordplay... punches.. & shit are forced like they insist..
I stated I did not try.. yet you try to make it look other wise..
Lookin at ur avy&custom title..now i know why Ace never tries..

edited:..mark was the kid above Carson..