yea bsegal is hot son..... i like nas comin at jay-z

foxy got u hot cause you she kept your face in her puss/ what u think u gettin girls no cause of your looks/

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Future

I'll 'burn down an orphanage' just to bring 'heat to you bastards'!~Immortal Technique

In case you don't remember me i'll run-ya-brain-around-the-block to jog-ya-fuckin-memory!~Eminem

You couldn't make the crowd 'throw-up-their-hands' if they 'swallowed-their-fingers'!~Eminem

'Mayonaise-color-Benz', i push 'Miracle-Whips'!~Kanye West

Im 'So-Nice' i should win an award for 'Most-Friendly'!~Juice

You can't 'Freestyle', your 'Screwed-off-the-top', like 'Bottlecaps'!~Diabolic

I show no 'Cum-Passion', like havin a 'Straight-Faced-Orgasm'!~Diabolic

'Beleive-in-Yourself', like 'God-Goin-to-Church'!~Whyte-Out

I wouldn't 'Hop-on-a-Track-With-You', doin 'One-Legged-Sprints'!~Whyte-Out

Those are a few nice ones..

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"you could watch a 'CARTOON', and still couldent 'SEE-ILLEST-RATED' (illustrated)"
..iLLeSt RaTeD..
.. RaTeD tha iLLeSt..
..º1º..

Accidently posted twice

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"you could watch a 'CARTOON', and still couldent 'SEE-ILLEST-RATED' (illustrated)"
..iLLeSt RaTeD..
.. RaTeD tha iLLeSt..
..º1º..

"I'll make you feel my 'presence' like blind children on Christmas" and "..knock out so much teeth the Tooth Fairy said fuck it and brought a Mastercard.."

-Warbux

"this kid 'openly gaye' like Marvin at his autopsy"

-Some kid I know

"Seriously, you got more gay thoughts than Elton John's dreamcatcher"

-Some other kid I know

"this kid'll get bout as much 'props' as low budget films"

-Once again some kid I know

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"ask Beavis, i get nothing "Butt-head"

"you could come outta my ass, and you still wouldnt be "shit"

"ill stick a heart in your verse, to put life in your music"

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GangGreen

"It aint all about economy///So the fact that all these wack MC's is makin G's dont bother me///Honestly, my number one policy is quality"

ja rule to eminem,

"Em ya claim ya mothers a crack head, and kim is a known slut, so whats haily gonna be wen she grows up"

prob not the best but i like it!!!

Dre to ja rule or jermaine dupree I forget which

"..you'd have to jump and swing up just to hit me in the knees.."

Had me rollin'

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"You won't be laughin when your hosted by tha ghost of Christmas Pass...
--You won't be laughin when your blow up doll's got a headache and won't give up tha A$s..."

Aesop Rock...

not necessarily a diss but could be murkin daily if he wanted to...

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Simply talking to me you are ‘flirting wit death’ and if you don’t give it to me I’ll get mad and take what I want like Kobe Bryant wit a white Chick/
This kid i know, when tha Kobe shit was brand new

You agreed to ‘battle’ now you must Sit and Witness your ‘deplored’ ‘frontlines’ fall to Shit forcing you to hide like Sadaam in Conflict/

See I refuse to let this ‘boy’ leave without getting ‘touched by greatness’ like this thread was Neverland Ranch/
Another Site

ima leave ya upside down pussy....wat ya throwin is upside down pussy(dynasty sign)
styles p vrs jayz

how ya gonna talk that pac shit when u roll wit big
beanie vrs jadakiss

u made it a hot line..i made it a hot song
jayz vrs nas

I feel ya I feel ya, good dis

'How dare you try to throw rocks at the thrown/I would respect you but ya lyrics have taking a downfall since Pun has been gone" Jay Z at Fat Joe after Joe dissed him (that shit was hilarious i'm still looking 4 a fucking CD wit that on it)

'mad at me cuz i kick that shit real niggaz feel/While 99 percent of ya fans wear high heels' Canibus at LL

LLs come back was better

"Dont nobody give a fuck about Canibus(why?)/
Cuz 99 percent of his fans... dont exist/"

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M~M

God, you're a fag.

Why would you quote your own line as one of the "best disses of all time"? You're a retard. Plus, that line sucked. It was a feeble attempt at wordplay by playing off of Murder Inc.

That line is like me saying "I'm rocking fellas more than Memphis Bleek".

Pathetic.

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