Yo My name's Satan I come from hell
If you do sucide then this is where you fell
If you come where I'm at then you'll be yearning
F**k AIDS cause you're already Burning
If you come down here then your worst nightmares become true
Like if your straight you'll suck dick until you turn blue

Next Person:Jimi Hendrix

I'm the man who made it fun to smoke the Purple Haze..
Known to play my electric guitar in many special ways..
Did every drug in the book, So I been there and done that..
Even my weakest song was the Illest and fuckin' PHAT..
I wore Tye-Dye Shirts, and was a fuckin' Hippy..
DAMNIT... Imma shut up now... and smoke more of that Crippy!

Next: Nate Dogg

They call me Nate Dog * I rep the WEST COST that H-o-doubble G slob* theres to many weak rappers I godda sing to make a hit * And been C walkin ever since Snoop told me I was a Crip * I got hoes with luda, Smoked with Dra, Dub C made a track and the niggas from the SHACK just got payed * Its the N-A T-ie to bad I cant rap Ill just horaminize the track * from okland to southern cali I hold it down as the wackest excause no other comes before me* WEST SIDE. . . with my nigga WAREN G *
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Next : CANIBUS


Had to delete out of order posts
~Bounce~

im cannibus i have good vocab
but some fools think i love science and math
i dont care i can spit real ill
when i spit im out for the kill
and im named after weed
im cannibus and im in the the lead

next person: al gore

HI, I WANTED TO BEAT THAT BUSH,IM AL GORE/
THE ONLY BUSH I GET IS THAT OF A WHORE/
I SLING DOWNTOWN AND PICK UP A REALLY DERRTY PRO/ (PEOSTITUTE)
IM THAT FAT GUY WHO WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT - U KNOW/
I GOT BEAT OF THAT GUY WHO IS ON WORLD DOMINATION/
INSTEAD IM SAT HOME TAKIN A FEW SESSIONS OF MASTERBATION/
I WISH IT WAS ME WHO WAS SAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE/
BUT INSTEAD I STAY AT HOME AND RAPE MY SPOUSE/ (CHILDREAN)

NEXT: Chick Hearns
MJ has been done before
~Bounce~

I don't know Chick Hearns. Why? Cuz I don't care to...
Doesn't matter who he is, or if his flow blares through.
That's if he's a rapper, if he ain't, well, so what?
You can stick this rhyme and the topic, straight up ya butt.
What kinda man calls himself Chick, except maybe a bitch...
Prince's old bodyguard was called that, until his dimensions switched. (he died)

New topic:
A day in the life of...

A old, broken down professional wrestler.

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Broken Fingers, Sprain'd Ankles, and a crook'd back..
Maybe over 60 but I'll definately still speak madd Smack..
Got So much water in my body from Steriods I could be a water bed..
But nobody wants a man that has a displaced hip in there wrestlin' fed..
Doc' Says to stay in bed but I have too much love for this sport..
If anything I'll stay in this career as a Valet Manager just as a last resort..



Next topic- A Ninja Turtle

cruisin around in the sewer
killin the foot clan on the end of a skewer
shredders got a lot, but the turtles got fewer
dont matter cuz we rock this joint honest
like pizza when cheese on it, we named after artists
fuck with us and we take u to hell
we the fuckin turtles like comin out of our shell

next person: lorana bobbit
^This should be interesting
~Bounce~

I'm infamous and misunderstood, so it's hard ta get a date...
Can't do dinner with men, cuz they see tha knife by my plate.
I see their eyes widen while I'm cutting my meat neatly...
One date I ordered sausage, and his heart kept skipping beatings.
So I have ta pay for company, found a pimp with man-ho's...
But they won't fall asleep with me, after sex they always go.

Next:

A day in the life of Bruce Lee's GHOST!

^Dopeness
~Bounce~

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ive been known to puff the magic dragon.
i aint gonna deny it never happened.
from the island of jamaica, we keep it jammin.
dat calypso beat got peoples feet tappin.
shame i died so young. there was more to come.
reggae is the matrix im the one.
shame ziggy aint well hung.

next person: jesus

CHECK ALL THESE DUMB FUCKERS WORSHIPPING ME/
DONT TELL 'EM IVE GOT GENITAL WARTS AND IT BURNS WEN I PEE/
THATS A LINE FROM EMINEM, SATAN SENT HIM TO EARTH/
THAT MUTHER FUCKERS THEERE TO TAKE THE RAP GAMES WORTH/
IM JUST TRYIN TO EAT THESE SKITTLES BUT THEY'RE SLIPPIN THROUGH MY PALM/
THOSE SIX INCH NAILS ON THE CRUSIFIKS LEFT MY HANS LIKE DONUTS-DAMN/
IM JUST LIKE ROBIN HOOD - IM A MAKE BELIEVE CHARACTER/
IM JUST THERE TO BE LENT ON AND MAKE PEOPLE HAPPIER/
BEFORE I GO IM GONNA LEAVE U WITH THIS LAST LINE TO THINK ABOUT/
IF I WERE REAL WHY DONT I BLESS SO MANY PEOPLE AND LEAVE THEM OUT?

Next = Ron Jeremy... STOP "Forgetting" To Leave An Item.
-Axe

so what if im ugly/ so what if im fat/
the bitches still fuck me cause they know im the man/
i take a corner bar trick/ and turn her into a porner star bitch/
or a live voyeur cam bitch/ boy am i sick/
i take em any way i can/ ugly skinny and fat/
oral, vaginal, anal and bad/
and i hate to do it/
but hen again i get paid to do it/
ive got like ten diseases on my dick and im bout to lose it/
rashes and bumps building round the bruises/
but i dont tell them about it before i pound the bushes/
buts nuts and drown the cooches/


Next--------robert downey jr.<------------too easy

ALL DAY I PRETEND TO BE SUMBODY I AINT/
COZ I NEED AWAY TO GET AWAY FROM THIS LIFE I HATE/
FUCK IT - INSTEAD I'LL GO HOME AND HAVE A HIT/
COZ TAKIN ALIL' SMACK IS THE BEST WAY TO FORGET/
I'M A FUCKIN SMACK HEAD HOMMIE - CANT YOU SEE/
THAT I GET HIGH WHEN I'M HOME - LITERALLY/
WHEN I'M TRIPPIN I JUMP OFF OF MY ROOF/
THATS WHY I'M AN UGLY BASTARD AND I GOT BEEF/

Turn your damn cap locks off and stop forgeting to leave a person for the next MC. This is your final warning!
~Bounce~

Next Person = Scot Peterson (cat that is on trial for the murder of his wife and unborn child)

I'm heartless, yo, they say I killed my wife and baby...
Has the jury decided? No, the verdict still reads maybe.
So fuck you and your opinions, every one is unfounded...
I ain't been convicted yet, the gavel ain't been pounded.
I say I'm innocent, ain't done shit, you should fuckin believe...
My wife and unborn baby are dead, but no one will let me grieve.

Next up:
A day in the life of...

A Non-Gay Male Yoga Instructor

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