One day jack was walking down the street. He was headed to the store to pick up some.....

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bitches..................the end

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.....of the story....

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told by 4 people...

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who had orgies with each other after eating flashlights

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and passed final like a kidney stone...

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but then final hit them because he thought they were singing to the seagulls...but in fact they were really installing hydraulics into the doorknob system recently installed into George Bushes left ear after he fucked the horse at his ranch

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And the horse in the ranch said I Bill CLinton I love your weapons of mash destruction, in my territory

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then jack decided to take bush out but he wondered how he would do it...

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and bush learned to say nuclear...

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After he busted on Hillary Clintons face, while Bill was tounging Lewinski in the ass

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while john kerry was in the closet....organizing mrs.bushes shoes

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he decided that if bush fucked monica's ugly ass she would instantly die so....

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he would expose bush and become president of....

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