Intro

Ok, an alright week we had. Not as many no-shows as last week, but there were still a few. Hopefully that stops this week, although I am expecting 1 or 2. Speaking of which, let's see how last week went down.

Round 2 Review

1. JTR vs. 49. Dex
JTR got the easy no-show win, and probably would've won anyways.

2. N.Tavarez vs. 33. The Revelation
N.Tavarez took this rather easily. Rev tried, but like I said in last week's mag, I never thought of him as a text head...let alone one on Tav's level.

3. It's SPuL! vs. 31. Kool Col-B
Eh, decent battle. Neither had any real quoteable punches, but RV kids tend to run out of steam in re-matches. Overall I thought Kool won, but the voters thought differently. It ended up being rather close though, and SPuL advanced to round 3.

4. Mimesis vs. 30. Typical
Typical no-showed for a reason I was unaware of, and Mim advanced to round 3.

5. ambience vs. 29 Compose
Compose won by no-show. But ambience was supposedly an imposter of the RB won, so I don't really care that he lost. Go Compose!

6. L.I. vs. 28. Invektive
L.I. came alright, still a little rusty. Anyways, he still dropped enough to beat Ike. Ike knew he was beat, so he posted an excuse about how he signed up for a text tourney but forgot that he only likes to do audio. So he pussied out, giving L.I. the no-show win.

7. Appocolyptik vs. 27. Robkilla
I don't really know what when on here. Both dropped no-show verses. (Says something for this site, eh?) In the end, Rob won by majority decision, although the battle was incredibly wack.

8. D.Zaster vs. 26. E.C
D.Zaster was found biting and was banned, DQing him from the tourney. He said he was going to plead his case to strobe, in which case I would've re-opened the battle. E.C was even cool with that, but either Zast didn't talk to strobe or just didn't care. E.C won by his opponent being DQ'd.

9. DaTrusHurtz vs. 25. Trey Methodz
Fuck a review of this, just someone tell me if this is biting.


I mean, somebody who actually knows something.

10. Sobe. vs. 24. Spektikul
Neither came that great, but it made for a close vote count. In the end, Sobe. won.

11. Vaskez vs. 23. ~High-Dro~
High-Dro forfeited, and Vaskez posted a no-show verse. I had a snaking suspicion that High-Dro was gonna pull a little bitch move, so I told Vask that he could re-post an actual verse when Dro posted his. Needless to say, I was correct, and High-Dro lost. And oh yeah, High-Dro lost.

12. Fuxjustaword vs. 22. Daubs
This battle wasn't as great as I thought it would be. Daubs has elevated quite a bit, but ended up dropping quite a weak verse. Fux took it easily, and advances to the Sweet 16.

13. Nick Fletcher vs. 21. Flow Intelligent
Nick lost, but advanced due to a glitch in the matrix. End of discussion.

14. Ambient vs. 20. New Meth0d
Ambient won by no-show.

15. Apo Kold vs. 19. Natural killa
NK didn't even bother checking in. Apo won by no-show.

17. Apostrophe vs. 18. Drakel
Apostrophe took this 5-0 and advanced to round 3. (Yeah, I got lazy at the end of the reviews.)

Top 10 Punches
(Special thanks to Lady Fiya for helping me out with these.)

10. Dudes get bent…. when i flex? all a ya ass is long gone
Ill leave ya eyes puffy enough to model glasses for sean john
- Trey Methodz vs. DaTrusHurtz (because I don't think it was bitten)

9. Chicka chea, i'll pound CS, they're sucking, face truth
So when ya crew members hit the decks...
...it's cuz even they fucking hate you!
- JTR vs. Dex

8. Some niggas use wordplay n' flow to land a punch in
I seen lots of winning methods...
... but NEVER seen Methodz win
- DaTrusHurtz vs. Trey Methodz

7. Getting tossed regardless, Go ahead and drop ya hardest
Just watch as i throw this herbicide, Like cautious farmers
- Flow Intelligent vs. Nick Fletcher

6. You're a fag.. thinking you'll win.. kid don't even start smiling now
I'll end this ordeal.. you a couple more punches while you're down
- Apostrophe vs. Drakel

5. now hiz lil bitch crew, im treatin them like christmas
startin wif spul, ima x-mas off my hitlist
- Kool Col-B vs, It's SPuL!

4. My hits always land, leave this man on the floor with bruised pain
cuz ill hit this manschesta million times till they ask if "u, k?"
- Fuxjustaword vs. Daubs

3. Don't need the full 16, you dope? Hah, I'm throwin you aside
Ya verses're truly mind blowin...
...only cos readers feel like committin suicide
- Vaskez vs. ~High-Dro~

2. DMC they got me facing...... I'll dismantle his flow
And make Rev Run so quick they'll have to cancel his show
- N.Tavarez vs. The Revelation

1. You look gay as shit too.. it's unbelievable how I'll just tear ya hoe
And hopefully Hillfigger out why no other "thug" wears those clothes
- Apostrophe vs, Drakel

Round 3 Predictions:
1. JTR vs. 29. Compose
Everybody says JTR's gonna win easily. I'd like to see Compose whip his ass just to see a good upset, but Com usally pussies out when he faces someone that RV kids love more than a friend. So JTR will advance unless Com shows, which is gay because Com always whines to me on AIM about how he wants to be better, but never wants to try.

2. N.Tavarez vs. 27. RobKilla
This will be closer than people think. Rob's underrated, and this is the round where he needs to prove it.

3. It's SPuL vs. 26. E.C
This could go a few ways. SPuL says he doesn't like to text anymore, and only wants to make his club songs. E.C, on the other hand, has been elevating. But then again, SPuL should've lost last week and didn't. So if his little "i like sausages" buddies come plague the battle thread, SPuL will win. Otherwise, I see this as being pretty close.

4. Mimesis vs. 25. Trey Methodz
Um, if Trey didn't bite again last round, then Mim will have to battle...in which case Mim will win, even if Trey doesn't bite again.

6. L.I. vs. 17. Apostrophe
If L.I. shows he should take this, but Apostrophe will probably have a decent verse nonetheless.

10. Sobe. vs. 15. Apo Kold
I don't know if Apo Kold has shaken off his rust yet or not, but if he has then this should make out to be a pretty good match. I got a feeling Apo Kold will win in the end though.

11. Vaskez vs. 14. Ambient
I haven't read Ambi in a while, and I think Vask will really start trying this round. So this'll be a good match, and if I can decide upon who I think will win then I'll edit that in here.

12. FuxJustAWord vs. 13. King Solo
I've been waiting for this match-up. For a long ass time, people have been IMing me about me top 5 on RV. I've always responded (in no order): 9th Degree, Mimesis, hotshh!, JTR, and Fuxjustaword. And every time I post that, nobody notices that I have included myself, only that I didn't include their precious King Solo. Fux made it to this round last tourney (but there's no proof because R-Rated deleted the thread like a little bitch), but this time around I think he can do better. So my prediction is that Solo will lose, but I sense that this battle will have a lot of e-crying and TE d/r.

Outro
We're now in the Sweet Sixteen, and the competition is heating up. But only a few more weeks before we crown a new King of RV. Now that that's out of the way, I'm gonna go smoke an afternoon hookah. Good day, children.

Originally Posted by N.Tavarez top 10 punches would be golden next round

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2x Best audio head (Jan '05, Jan '06)
KORV 2 Final 4
KORV 0 and KORV 3 Champion
First 1-2-1 champ
3x Best Audio collaboration... (August '05-October '05)

Originally Posted by N.Tavarez shit on everybody, regardless of skill level shit on him like you would try if you faced the previous KORV eliminates the margin for error.............

Originally Posted by N.Tavarez shit on everybody, regardless of skill level shit on him like you would try if you faced the previous KORV eliminates the margin for error.............

Originally Posted by Vaskez yeah but that requires effort and good concepts, if you haven't got one or the other than ya gotta half-ass it sometimes

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