Beginning next week, the LBL will have TWO championship belts. There will be the regular one as always and the gimmick belt. The gimmick championship belt will be a weekly belt which will be battled for using a special theme. The theme will vary week to week based on the preferences of the battlers.

To get this started, here's what I'm going to do. Everyone who wants to be eligible this first week for the new championship belt, diss the below picture



Yes, thats me and my girlfriend at our formal last year. At the end of the week (Saturday Night), I will read every verse. The best two verses will be the two people who will compete for the first new championship belt. The number of lines is up to you, but the max is 20 lines. If you have questions about this, please post them in the chat thread and not in here so this thread does not become cluttered.

Have Fun!

I'm bored so why not. I guess I can throw down 10...

I throw jabs, hooks, & uppercuts, swell ya dome into a turban,
But no matter how hard I throw,
Your face would never be more lopsided then her chin,
Seriously, it looks like her tits got taken to with a saw fam,
What's fucked about it? Her brows have more bush than your balls man,
See if I had came dawg, she would've been thinkin Apex fly,
You must've had sex on your mind, walking around with a latex tie,
But see I talked to your lady Trus, and I must admit cuz,
She told me that your hair stands longer than your dick does,
But we cool Trus, I had to diss this, I just assemble tons,
I had to leave you beat, being as though her head resembles one,

Something quick. Just felt like it.

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wtf @ your hair...

goin out to dinner? look a lil chubby hoe, call the place & tell em make more bread
and this is the first dude ive ever seen than needs to hire lifeguards for his forehead
to think about the future of text, seeing this pic - a part of me dies
u aint never hit it...the only bags your girls ever had were the ones below her eyes
your facial features are wack, your uglyness is really quite the sight
ROFL son, i even saw your face on a menu at the waffle house last night
fuck you faggot, i'll leave your ass dead in the ground like a fossil
& when i say u got hoes in diff. area codes..im talkin bout ur left & right nostril
your girl has cool hair, or so it may fucking seem..
that bitch has more split ends than a fucking football team
im the best there ever was, dont test me cuz
hell ur collar goes down on you more than she does
i just fucked you up buddy, now people are gonna scream foul
cuz my verse is ending...too bad i cant say the same for your eyebrows

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accomplishments:

being better than you @ life x9.

Im trying to do as much as I can for the league .cuz now its ass
So ill bring 5 head to the league ..to match the one your girl has
I was checkin’ out your girl mouth son ..she better say a prayer
Cuz ur girl got more Gum then a Major League Baseball player
Im stackin’ checks all day ..hustin’ ..and u aint makin’ shit son
Cuz I know Iron more money then you…
…Since its apparent you don’t know how to use one
Do you know how to use an Iron? Cuz it don’t look like it dude
Because bitch ..my grandma rocks the Wrinkles better then you
But damn she a ugly ass hoe ...im wonderin’ how she pullin guys
Cuz your girl aint pretty like a Butterfly
…But there are 2 Caterpillars chillin’ above her eyes

he has to be drunk just too get the pussy in
it'll turn off my sex drive too,
....if her teeth match the color of my skin
son wtf is with you an this bitch
more like why'd you post a brother an sister pic
i aint rich, but she gotta be wealthy jus for me to hit it till the end
cause you hitting that is more far fetch than'em champing the league agian
he's like,thats my girl fuck you any shot you send won't harm me
when it looks like she just took that picture wit you cause she feels sorry
dude i can tell you jus loss ya virginity let me spread some knowledge
when the grin on ya face sum's up for every sexual expirence you had in college
so i aint tryin to hurt you or fuck wit you dude
when i say she has the same grin on to match watever happen too you

blah blah lol im wasted i'll dropp somthin better later

WoooW

I Bet Ya Dick Is Bout As Hard As Your Hair Wit That Moose On Ya Brain
Plus My Kids goin Crazy.....Bcuz I Let em Loose Inside your Dame
Why You Smilin So Hard You Cant Possibly Be That Happy She aint that Hot
Oh .....My Bad I didnt Know Her Mouth Paid a Early Visit To See yOur Cock


*Noo Offense Though man Yall are a NIce Couple*

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One Love

*Bridging The Rap*

Stanza Productions *Dem City Boys*

Your girl says you got a small unit.. and she's looking for a new man to hire
Cuz she said, if DaTrusHurtz, Then this dude must be a pathological liar..
With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right..
Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life
Check your girls shirt B, I must say that im really impressed..
She told me she wanted no strings attached, so i cut it off and exposed her chest.
Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit..
Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis
Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit..
With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit??
You and ur bitch at the formal dancing like rookies
she told me she hasnt cut the rug in years..
...................i said it looked like bob marley was eating her pussy
When i horseplay, everyone elses style just bores me
meanwhile a horseplay, the leading role in DaTrus's life story
Nah but seriously im curious how can u let this fly??
ur girls suddam annoying i let her hang out with the guy
Stanza's right u guys look good together, but she's really not hot sir..
but you are a nice couple........... of targets for the 12 gauge mossberg
your girls a little chunky, and its really rough g..
she has enough beef in her cheeks to make 50 file for bankruptcy

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My Lines Are ILL yo

Trus isnt a smart guy, showin love for a bitch....
that could give him brain, and leave ya junk torn to shit
With teeth like that... she's the man in the relationship huh?
I mean shit... you have more feminine lips that she does!
Dont mean mug... you better just run and make haste...
Since the hue of her teeth, is showing her fear of date rape
Ya'll just grubbin on butter? Cause that bitch'll kill an erection
She's hot butterface... body, hair, and complexion....
I mean she's got a red face... to match that shit that ur wearin
Wait... isnt that ^^^^ usually a sign of being embarassed
No wonder ur standards are garbage, need to idolize how I get mine
While you got a 18 yr old, with tits saggin down to ur belt line
'N thats sad as shit, will you be respected? no way...
Especially when even your lazy eye... is sprinting away from that horse face!

The pictures bad enough, you dont have to show us your teeth too/
I feel bad for ya bro,it must suck having bigger tits than she do/
With a face like that it would be safer to bag it/
So I got one question , did u use paper or pastic?/

ight lets get it

so the belt huh main event, but I can see this dudes features a disgrace
cos dam you know your ugly, when your eyebrows running from your face

im glad you took that on the chest, i see your girl freind has one too
hmmm same eyes and smile i incest, cos its clear to me, thats what yall do

fucking girlfreind thats your sister, shes getting passed around the block
cos im like a pimp made contacts for her, because she coudnt find your cock

and that’s the truth straight on the bible, the way this kid is being crossed
cos your bitch has made a grave mistake, cos fag shes clearly lost the plot

I mean to look at you cant help to think, how many bullys you have a week
Well add GREVISS to the list…ironic how your style is screaming geek

ten ight ....sup

you're a fuckup in life homie... ugly bitch... bout to crash & hurl
I'll hit you so hard it'll disfigure your face. so finally you can match your girls
You're both ugly. I can't believe I'm even fighting this wack clown
if i was the cameraman I would've wished for brighter light in the backround
you're a fat faggot. and if you're not, I'll tell her you fooled me
Rocking that silver tie, but your bitch will never see that color on jewelry
man, and I doubt she even gave u some. ur going the pace that u call worse
getting head must've been hard, when you had to straighten her jaw first
she's thinking she's pretty. fuck nah. she better cherish some rough stares
posted ya pic at Rb. now this? like you weren't embarassed enough there..

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you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son
cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young
im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty
with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty
your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson
cuz if gaps build character...
your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken
its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl
I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl
his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait
cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008
there strollin on the water n forming a bond see
but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk
..... since Boy George played monopoly
juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart
he has hair SO stuck together
..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart
I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid
cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it
those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest
cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get
DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big
I hope you didn't fuck ya girl?
i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did
those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame
but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game
MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor
^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures
ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found
cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown

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3WST.

Never dissed a pic before... but i'll give it a shot.


you never kissed the bitch, on the wack hustle
cause if you were on that curl, then you'd have muscle
she's looking out of it, soon to be in the trash, dead
and with your cheekbones that high 'sno wonder she's a crackhead
don't fight slut.. plus you're looking kind'a sloppy
with your forehead showing more skin than her entire body
that bitch is skinny as fuck, there's nothing to her clout
you'll lose at the drop of a pin, which is me punching your girl out
lol @ your shirt showing ya man-boobs, that's truth, don't lie
around RV you're known as a monster... and now i know why
chick's about to dump your ass, too bad the show's over
that thing you be leaning on will turn into a cold shoulder
she's a sore sight on ya vision, when i'm blaring is fact
so ya eyebrows are forming a defensive circle preparing for attack



fuck. last time i'm ever trying this shit

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