Dis cat ran up on me around me hood
He had a gun so i did the only thing i could
I ran to the house duckin bullets and shit
lookin for a weapon only a pack of hot dogs in the bitch
They were in the freezer freezin
Im thinkin about makin him stop breathin
Fuck it he aint got no bullet ill give him a ball park beaten.

Your computer monitor

yo docDizzie U just gone and did it//
given me the COmputer monitor for my benifit//
I'll smash ur motha fuken Head//
Keep Doin it to make sure ur dead//
blood in my eyes "FUCK" i can't see//
i can't see that ur not breathen so i keep goin//
Keep saying io rhymen in my head i keeps flowing//

next weapon i guy called Bob

draw a pack of hot dogs from the refrigderator
saddled to battle with my high school administrator
i approached the balding adversary and his gripped pen and paper
and began my battering strategy against this educational shaper
i grabbed him by his clip on tie, ripped on his mouth, opened it wide
i unwrapped my savory entre and as he cried for his fiance, he choked on more than pride.

fuck discount that

since no one used bob ill use him


this dude named bob had beef wit me as soon as i came up in RB forum/but tha way i dismantal this dude u would denie u eva knew him/now yall already know im comin to yall hard/my flow stiff like bricks and i aint homo dude my dic not hard/all i wont is yall to know my name and that took 5 bars/

my bad next weapon a pack of hot sauce from KFC

get the sauce and imbed it in ya skull cavaty, not the acadamy but suicidal tendacies
black market is they say was the terget, but you my taget son
kfc would b u when i rotisery roast u wit bar b q drips nigga
slash ya tires so u cant leave far, snuck back so u fuck hard

It is a retard Im choosing my own weapon.

I hear his brains go splat
the reaction of my bace ball bat
the mettal slamin in his head
By now hes got to be dead
This fucker made a big mistake
Next rap should be about a rake!

Man i hate those fuken muppets they look retarded...
now My Lyrical Terror u gonna get bombarded..
thanks for the weapon wat was it a rake...
that is the worste weapon u can hand me was a BIG mistake..
start hitting u over tha head until it wil brake..
the next weapon will be a Killing Snake...


next weapon Killing Snake!!!!!!

killa snake, one bite u fell baked
venom rushin through yo body holdin yo life at stake
havin 10 se¢onds left and know one to turn to
wat ¢ha gonna do wene the fukin snake bites u
shit happens for a reason but it usualy doesn't last long
did u think the way u died would be from a python
or a ¢obra thi¢k as i¢e and strong az a renage
u been afraid but dawg realy, your-lifes-juss-been-played

sorry nex weapon be vol¢ani¢ ash or juss a vol¢ano, w/e works fo u

ill take some volcanic ash and light it with a match...
You can run your ass out but you will be catched...
Tackle you to the ground shove the ash in your eyes..
Let it burn your sight away and soon take your life...
Shove some down your throat so it burns your heart..
Cause you died when the ashes made you burn apart..

Next Weapon-- Tin Foil

I come through like a super hero ya plans been spoiled
I will kill then save in a container wraped in tin foil
Better yet i rip the foil cut you and leave you a coils
sliced and diced in a barrage of advanced paper cuts
Put you in a tomb wraped up like king tut
Walk like nothing happen leavin ya body a muck


Next weapon ya moms fake finger nails

imma cut you in the face till you look like leaded rust
then ill blind you in the eyes using shredded dust
bleedin all over like you was caught in a lawnmower
my weapon'll slice your dick off from a shower to a grower
a bloody defeat, as if burned from cinder flares
but in reality, all i used was yo mommas finger nails

a cell phone