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05-28-06, 01:02 PM | #1 | ||||
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Concept Flipping Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. John Hensley
IP: 6EB9 28C9
Words are going to posted, that you HAVE to use in your punchline. If you don't use these words, you will be disqualified. These are the words that Daubs chose; Athletic Remote Spraypaint Trophy Tissue Chapter iPod Window Fraction Plug Shower Radar Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Eastern No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = Vote Deduction Swaying = Vote Deduction Must Vote On Four Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Saturday Night New Battles Up Sunday Morning For Full Rules Click Here Last edited by Mimesis : 05-28-06 at 02:38 PM. |
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05-28-06, 08:32 PM | #2 | ||||
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IP: 2029 97B3
lol ok, good luck nick. you wanna do a line for each word, so 24? or match who posts first? it's whatever really.
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05-28-06, 09:01 PM | #3 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 60E5 1FAF
A bar for each word is cool. Good luck.
And the links are..... http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228916 http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228901 http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228904 http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228914 http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228899 Last edited by Nick Fletcher : 06-02-06 at 06:26 PM. |
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05-28-06, 11:07 PM | #4 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 60E5 1FAF
I guess I'll be the one to drop first...
Check it... I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! I’m handing you ure first loss. . I’ve been known to shatter g’s And ure REMOTE chance of winning ended. . . . when I stole ure fucking batteries! This dude says he’s gangster. . man, he’s spittin’ bullshit is this kid Cause John it ain’t a crime. . . . when ure using SPRAYPAINT to redecorate ure crib! Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself. I’m droppin’ shit on Hens yo. . and he ain’t got nuthin’ to give Cause I’ve been on the john so long. . . .his verse’ll just be the TISSUE I wipe my ass with! They say Hens is an open book. . so it’ll be easy to toss out this wack geek And you’ll see it first hand, when I throw this CHAPTER the scrapheap I'm not feeling ure punches. . so I guess this battle I'm on a mission. . . .to take your IPOD 'n' open the case. . that'll prove ure lack of vision. I’m straight owning this faggot. . ‘coz gays I’m known to fist ‘em And John’s WINDOW of opportunity was shut down. . . .when I crashed his shitty Microsoft ’98 system! I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! I’ve got a way to fightin’. . I picture my target as sumthin’ and lock it And I’m seeing ure head as a PLUG – so I’m getting ready to socket! Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. . . .and still never see you drop a clean verse. Ure shit John. Fuck what peeps say. . ure rep I’m rippin’ clean through it Cause dude, you’d fall under the RADAR. . . .once some wack herb changes his name to it. If you don't get anything, then get at me... Wordness. |
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05-29-06, 04:48 AM | #5 | ||||
Light Weight
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IP: 2029 97B3
When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam.
I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. Your man likes variety, and you can see this fag's steppin. But listen homo.. .. bein able to flip into any position for him doesn't mean ya athletic. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. You're a nobody. barely even know this bastard i'm stoppin'. I got police callin backup, after their radar saw how fast you were droppin'.
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05-29-06, 12:53 PM | #6 | ||||
Flyweight
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IP: 6804 D41F
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself. I’m droppin’ shit on Hens yo. . and he ain’t got nuthin’ to give Cause I’ve been on the john so long. . . .his verse’ll just be the TISSUE I wipe my ass with! I’m straight owning this faggot. . ‘coz gays I’m known to fist ‘em And John’s WINDOW of opportunity was shut down. . . .when I crashed his shitty Microsoft ’98 system! I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. . . .and still never see you drop a clean verse. Ure shit John. Fuck what peeps say. . ure rep I’m rippin’ clean through it Cause dude, you’d fall under the RADAR. . . .once some wack herb changes his name to it. vs When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam. I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. Your man likes variety, and you can see this fag's steppin. But listen homo.. .. bein able to flip into any position for him doesn't mean ya athletic. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. You're a nobody. barely even know this bastard i'm stoppin'. I got police callin backup, after their radar saw how fast you were droppin'. vote-John Hensley this was good battle but damn Hens can word his ass off to makin his punches hit hard as fuck....Nick had some good line, but John's whole verse was just fiyah....Hens verse is definately gonna be verse of the week.
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05-31-06, 10:41 AM | #7 | ||||
NO SURRENDER
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IP: 3A9D 1961
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! I’m handing you ure first loss. . I’ve been known to shatter g’s And ure REMOTE chance of winning ended. . . . when I stole ure fucking batteries! This dude says he’s gangster. . man, he’s spittin’ bullshit is this kid Cause John it ain’t a crime. . . . when ure using SPRAYPAINT to redecorate ure crib! I’m straight owning this faggot. . ‘coz gays I’m known to fist ‘em And John’s WINDOW of opportunity was shut down. . . .when I crashed his shitty Microsoft ’98 system! I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! I’ve got a way to fightin’. . I picture my target as sumthin’ and lock it And I’m seeing ure head as a PLUG – so I’m getting ready to socket! Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. . . .and still never see you drop a clean verse. not bad verse, some nice flips here. VS When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam. I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. this was ill, clever as fuck on somelines...window line was nice. Good battle lads but hens got it. V./ hens
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05-31-06, 07:37 PM | #8 | ||||
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IP: 6EB9 28C9
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself. I’m droppin’ shit on Hens yo. . and he ain’t got nuthin’ to give Cause I’ve been on the john so long. . . .his verse’ll just be the TISSUE I wipe my ass with I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! Ure shit John. Fuck what peeps say. . ure rep I’m rippin’ clean through it Cause dude, you’d fall under the RADAR. . . .once some wack herb changes his name to it. vs. When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam. I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. Your man likes variety, and you can see this fag's steppin. But listen homo.. .. bein able to flip into any position for him doesn't mean ya athletic. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. You're a nobody. barely even know this bastard i'm stoppin'. I got police callin backup, after their radar saw how fast you were droppin'. Nick posted pretty nice, but god damn at Hensely's verse. . Vote - John Hensley |
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05-31-06, 11:27 PM | #9 | ||||||
Bone is gay.
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IP: B7EE 6DD9
we all know who mim favors...
but yeah vote/ john hens nick no hate or anything you had a very good verse and everything but mabye it was the writing 3-4 verses this week for the league and everything burnt you out a little bit but you just didnt have the punch you normally do ... but your shit was still good Hens... eh i dont really like you but thats for some other shit and i guess me banning you over on my old site wasnt really you but whatever i dont hold grudges and i dont let anything get in the way of my voting... with that said your verse was very good... i was supprised becasu people usually with alota hype turn out to be just that alota hype... you verse was good your punches hit hard and i liked your personals and your wordplay... nice verse v/hens |
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06-01-06, 01:07 AM | #10 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 60E5 1FAF
Burnt out, lol... that is insulting considering that this was the first battle I wrote for. LMAO!!! But yo, I dropped a nice verse according to people... and losing even by a knockout as this is going, to Hensley ain't nothing to be ashamed of. His verse was fucking dope as fuck.
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06-01-06, 03:26 AM | #11 | ||||
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IP: 2029 97B3
yeah, it was a fun battle nick. good verse.
and Led, i have no idea why you'd dislike me, i honestly don't have any idea who you are. But if you want to dislike me for no reason at all, then so be it.
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06-01-06, 12:26 PM | #12 | ||||
Middle Weight
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IP: D34B 4DD0
nick
fav bars I’m handing you ure first loss. . I’ve been known to shatter g’s And ure REMOTE chance of winning ended. . . . when I stole ure fucking batteries! Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself. I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! I’ve got a way to fightin’. . I picture my target as sumthin’ and lock it And I’m seeing ure head as a PLUG – so I’m getting ready to socket! Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. . . .and still never see you drop a clean verse. ^^cool verse vs JH And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. ^^lol this whole shit was funny...remote,fractions chapter and ipod were the dopest punches...cool battle...but hensley had my two fav lines and more hotter ones vote-John Hensley
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06-01-06, 11:12 PM | #13 | |||||
Mic Jordan
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IP: EBE6 A230
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! I’m handing you ure first loss. . I’ve been known to shatter g’s And ure REMOTE chance of winning ended. . . . when I stole ure fucking batteries! This dude says he’s gangster. . man, he’s spittin’ bullshit is this kid Cause John it ain’t a crime. . . . when ure using SPRAYPAINT to redecorate ure crib! I’m straight owning this faggot. . ‘coz gays I’m known to fist ‘em And John’s WINDOW of opportunity was shut down. . . .when I crashed his shitty Microsoft ’98 system! I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! I’ve got a way to fightin’. . I picture my target as sumthin’ and lock it And I’m seeing ure head as a PLUG – so I’m getting ready to socket! Half ya bars are shitty. . I’m making it clear that ure worse I mean I could SHOWER you with punches. . . .and still never see you drop a clean verse. Pretty solid verse some nice flips vs. When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam. I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. Wow, pretty dope shit. Nice close battle but I got J. Hens raking this one. Vote - John Hensley
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06-01-06, 11:19 PM | #14 | |||||
~Break Bred or Play Dead~
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IP: 3C62 382D
I’m killing this fool. . and although the competition’s looking stiff
John’s ATHLETIC abilities will only win out. . . . when I make him take a Long Jump off a fucking cliff! Watch me hospitalise this fraud. . I’ll give him a vicious belt And leave him so long in a ward, he’ll be considered a TROPHY himself. I’m droppin’ shit on Hens yo. . and he ain’t got nuthin’ to give Cause I’ve been on the john so long. . . .his verse’ll just be the TISSUE I wipe my ass with I’m kicking you bar after bar. . dude, I’m on a fucking roll So I’ll take each FRACTION of ure wack ass. . . .and bury you in a fucking whole! Ure shit John. Fuck what peeps say. . ure rep I’m rippin’ clean through it Cause dude, you’d fall under the RADAR. . . .once some wack herb changes his name to it. vs. When ya compare our statue know that you'll die fam. I get trophy's for my punches.. ... and one of my uppercuts will show you new Heis, man. Kids actin' like he's ghetto, but damn man, ya way late. True, ya had the black look goin' on... and then you ran outta spraypaint. Your man likes variety, and you can see this fag's steppin. But listen homo.. .. bein able to flip into any position for him doesn't mean ya athletic. ^^I'll follow that up, you play it straight, but we know it still. Sex lifes like a Plug: ya get turned on.. only after botha ya holes are filled. I'm your idol, and you KNOW when i drop you're devoured. I'm lookin down on this guy.. like you do in the mens locker room showers. And your mother? she swallowed, didn't even ask to spit. She wrote the book on suckin dick, and blew me till' it chapter lips. My gun isn't an iPod, but it's somethin' you'll happen to hear. However it is similiar, i push one thing. an' there's a blast in your ears. This is more than PC's, see it's about havin respect. If you start runnin, i'll roll down the Window.. then the Mac'll connect. The ranks got you ahead of me but i'm laughin at the numeral. Tissue? fuck that. i'ma save THAT one for the family at your funeral. Ya concepts ain't clickin'.. and damn't their old, too. And your skill level is remote.. aka i just need one hand to control you. It comes down to fractions, even math kids can see this. Some people say you half-ass... yea, and the other half is complete shit. You're a nobody. barely even know this bastard i'm stoppin'. I got police callin backup, after their radar saw how fast you were droppin'. This was a fuckin Banger...Both ya came Hot...LbL needed this But Hens edged Nick out by a Smidgit v/JH Vote - John Hensley
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06-03-06, 06:17 PM | #15 | |||
Phu Que
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IP: 0A3C 4A41
v/ Hens
everything to be said about this already has |
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