Intro

Yeah.Sorry 'bout the delay.Been REALLY busy.You'll have to excuse the spellin' errors and shit.I had to rush this a bit.Due to the fact that you are all so fucking impatient.So..yeah,hopefully faggots like fuxjustaword will shut up and stop callin me lazy.

Top 16 Recap

Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez vs. 2. Natural Killa
You "Cola" a bitch ya wife ........... I just show the tramp how Abortions Feel
Cuz Da way she Mountain Dews, U'd think she signed a Damn Endorsement Deal
Vs
Spittin' wack,consistently..you must have an obsession with it,son
Cuz your style is so "dim"..it makes depression look like fun

Ight....Hotshh came with a moutain dews line.But the thing is,"dews" was sopposed to be "dudes" in his bar.And that doesn't work.The "D" in dudes is not silent.So it's actually really really forced.Everybody knows that when wordplay isn't homophonic,then it's forced.Apparentely,in this battle..all the voters forgot.I dropped a dim/depression line.And some of the voters claimed THAT was forced.

Winner:N.Taverez

Contendership Match: 3. 9th Degree vs. 4. Mr. Key
Fuck the computer nameplays, they're played without a doubt, son
So when I talk about Windows, it's only 'cuz I've thrown you out one
Vs
This kid is dumb, seriously, this 9th's a baffoon see
Tol'em punches'll leave em n a daze n, this bitch asked for a room key

Well...overall decent battle.I've heard a lot of computer lines.So the windows one just didn't seem so original to me.But it was still all right,as I've never heard that specific one before.Mr.Key's wordplay was good.But as a diss,his bar just didn't seem to connect in my opinion.I'd don't see how the other guy would feel bad or dissed from something like that.So once again,9th wins.

Winner:9th degree

5. Trey MethodZ vs. 6. JTR
I'm humble man, when I say I'll beat his bar, check the numbers mack
Cuz I wood chop Tre's down, just to prove who's got the lumber - Jack
Vs
He brags about how...canadian drugs are so bangin
well That E....made His life a site to see...
...................Ladies an Gents Welcome to The grand Canyon

Kinda one-sided.Last week,trey methodz stretched his bar out.And this week,he followed suit perfectly.By stretching his shit out once again.The concept he had was ok.Wording was a little off though.Jack the ripper came good.Wood/lumber/Jack..yup..a little self glory there.But it didn't hurt him a lot.A nice multi in there too.LoL.

Winner:Jack the Ripper

7. John Hensley. vs. 8. FuxJustAWord
Man, i stay swingin.. an' i hate to expose ya fella.
But once i give a body shot..
.. it'll have ya torso arc enough to make noah jealous.
Vs
I aint for that love shit but u put me to bed, wat a fuckin pity
So i'll Sleepless in Seattle...... once this fag moves out the city

Ehh..this battle was ight.Hensley dropped just like he does in every PLL battle.AVERAGE.He still gets d/r'd like a mutha fuker though,therefore people always vote for him.Anyways.His concept was an arc/noah type of line,bassically gore with wordplay.Which is ok to use here and there.Fux's was creative.I'll give him that.Though a lil' gay.With the sleepless in seattle shit.But..his punch was better than hensley's.Hands Down.

Winner:FuxJustAWord

9. Sobe. vs. 10. Apostrophe
ya last battle was wack, now go spit what u wrote in the booth
cuz ya gotta lotta shit on ur chest.. from the dudes that voted for u
Vs
I couldn't write a bar for you, I've been thinking for days..
Gave me a case of writer's block.. Now i'll give it to you across the face

This battle was pretty good.And it was actually really close.Votes went back and forth here.Anyway.I didn't understand sobe's punch.Until he explained it.And that made me laugh to be honest.I've never heard of the gay practice,where people shit on each other's chest.I mean,shit on chest..wtf is that?That shit sounds mad nasty(no pun intended).LoL.Apostrophe punch was decent.Nothing spectacular due to the fact that he's sayin' he'll hit sobe. with a block.

Winner:Sobe.

11. Apotropaic vs. 12. Aimez
aint taking the victory, in this battle its obvious ima be burnin this guy
because mezuza herb, posting older shit then the words you describe
Vs
You Cant "Aviod" The fact You Was Gonna Lose This I Mean Ya Name'z "Apotropaic"
This Dude Is Like A "Toilet" That Dont Flush Cuz We Always Seeing The "Same Shit"

Ehhh.Aimez still had a stretched out line.Like always.But this time,he didn't rhyme.And also,his punch was played.Toilet-shit?NOPE.However,Apotropiac come waaaaay to complex for my likin'.I prefer punches that are easy to catch.That people will understand when they read it once.No way should a punch take 3 reads to get.Apot's explanation was like,really long..and he even had a link to a dictionary.That doesn't work neither.But,in the end,apotropiac won.Due to the fact that Aimez swayed right after.

Winner:apotropiac

13. Spektikul vs. 14. E.C
Told EC and his 1-eyed head to leave, homo literally beat it
I severed him at the ankles, as a new way for him to be defeeted
Vs
speks a bitch, see this faggot aint no killer,
you may half ass it....
... but ill win this with a filler

LMao.A de-feet line?WOW.That shit woulda been dope in 2002.LOL!!E.C came weak.But,his punch was way better.Unfortunately,Spektikul won by no-show.If I was mimesis,I woulda still given the win to E.C.Anyone who drops a defeet line in this league deserves a loss.I mean..just saying "Blah blah blah" would be better than a defeet line.LOL.If I was battlin' spek this week,I'd use that bar against him.

Winner:spektikul

15. Red Bull vs. 16. Drakel
fuck cutting you down to size bitch, i'm straight up carvin' ya
witch means you'll never be hot....like the queen of fucking narnia
Vs
red, you keep wingin' it anyways, i think it's been enough, dude
you've wasted enough of our time, and you're probly fucking drunk too

Well,at first..I didn't understand Drakel's wordplay.Until I read it again.And finnally got it.And when I did,i found out it was good .Red Bull came ok.Just not enough for the win here.I think he based it on some movie he saw.Or something like that.anyways..one vote in this battle,and it went in drakel's favor..so,drakel wins.

Winner:drakel

Finished Recap

17. Daubs vs. 18. New Meth0d
Fuck off RV, your boring..aint no more abusin dudes
i mean, reporters are the only ones phased by losing news
Vs
Your whole style’s joker, kid you’re just a clown
winin ain't ya strongest suit so I'll leave ya brains flush wit tha ground

Ight..Daubs dropped an all right nameplay,But his multi was really forced.But,the concept of his shit was original still.New Method used a gore line with a little wordplay in it.I dunno if it's just me,but a lot of people are using that.And it's gettin' cliche IMO.Anyways,I've heard a lot of poker lines before.So nothing really original in NM's side.

Winner:daubs

19. ~High-Dro~ vs. 20. KOOL COL-B
if i was radioactive man, i'd bust a nut in your eyes, maybe give you some vision
then you could look at me and realize for the past 2 months, what natasha's been missin
Vs
ima split high dro's wig, only cuz he dont have real hair
only time he's on a roll, iz when he's drivin in hiz wheel chair

Didn't like neither one of the punches in this battle.For one,they both relied on real life personals.Off cource,High dro's is more believable.But still,none of us know for sure if it's true or not.So I wasn't feelin that.Real life personals like that=weak.High dro's one did sound forced however.And it was stretched.Why would you want to bust on A MAN?High dro must be gay then.Kool-Col-B's wordplay was played.With the roll shit.But at least he didn't say he'll bust a nut on another man.

Winner:Kool-Col-B

21. J-Money vs. 22. Crazy Hades
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Winner:crazy hades

23. Illict vs. 24. One Mic
Nothing
Vs
good job you got 2 no-show wins, 'cause you aint hittin with raps
i looked in the dictionary, and saw you were 'the definition' of wack

One-Mic's shit was corning.Sounds like something you'd hear in a elementary joke book.He wins by no show though.

Winner:One Mic

25. Hitokiri Butosai vs. 26. Apo Kold
- Get This .. I'm Splittin' This Nigga Up Into Sections ..
Like Grim Reaper Being Lazy, I Take His Life ... " In A Second " ..
Vs
You look up to me .. don't deny it my Japanese brother ..
.. as you worshipped to me like your mail order mother.

Hitokiri came wack.I didn't like his one at all.It didnt; diss or anything.It was just some plain ol' gore line.And I find that boring.apo kold came good..or at least everyone though so.I didn't understand his one to be honest...

Winner:apo kold

27. The Revelation vs. 28. MaRVOLOUSJay
Poor Marv, kid is stuck in the past like middle age crisis, it's clear
You're just a dude who closes up early, you got no business here.
Vs
strobe should bann dis fagget..cuzz young'n keep bitin.
................he aint drop his bar yet? guess he scared
cuzz since last week his sub title said currently writing.

MarvJ's punch was stretched the fuck out.And it didn't diss well.Like,so what if the dude's title said "currently writing" since last week?So Rev. didn't update his user title since last week.WOW.So fukin wat?What a dumb concept.Rev. came decent.Though a little forced.Like..How could someone close up too early?

Winner:Revelation

29. GreatnesS vs. 30. Kon.Tay.Juz
worthless at text, main goal shoulda been to retire
ya styles oxymoronic, when Kon spits we're inferno fire..
Vs
Listen punk, You Could Be A Pyro and still not manage to take this match..
.......................Face It, U Culdnt Touch The Kid...If U was a rapist, Blat..

Didn't like Kon.Tay.Juz rhyming.WIth the "blat".His bar could have done without that word.Seems like he just put that word in for the sake of having a multi at end of his shit.His punch was a little basic.Almost all wordplay where you flip a compliment into a diss is played.Unless you got some really creative shit.I liked GreatnesS bar here.The wordplay was a lot more original and fresh and Kon's by far.

Winner:GreatnesS

31. Nick Fletcher vs. 32. MoTiF
Dude's a rotting cavity in the PLL, but watch as I mend this..
..cuz I'll be pullin' out MoTiF than an over excited dentist!!
Vs
Nothing

Fletcher came dope here with an original nameplay.Unfortunately,it was wasted on a no-show.As motif got hit with the flu.

Winner:Nick Fletcher

33. SlicKnife vs. 34. Elicer
Time to force him out, he makes this a wacker league
Trust me, its bad enough to read Elle…fuck his favourite magazine…
Vs
Nothing

No-show...again.

Winner:slicknife

35. Mystic Chaos vs. 36. Weak Minded
you suck you duck you arent gunna drop
just like ur album u suck ur gunna flop
Vs
Nothing

Has there ever been this many no-shows?

Winner:mystic chaos

37. CapZ vs. 38. Parsa
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Winner:capz

39. D.Zaster vs. 40. T.r.oo.P
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Winner:d.Zaster

41. Dizzee Rascal vs. 42. Venture
Nothing
Vs
Can't keep his head straight, what is he to do,
You get in trouble you little rascal you.

Winner:Venture

43. Young Law vs. 44. Legend
Nothing
Vs
This legend is done before it started....in tha wack game he's jordan
ill assasinate this nigga....kill him....shyt jus call me randy orton

Wow..a wrestling punch..LOL

Winner:Young Law

45. Ill Technique vs. 46. Common
This Kid's Got More Air In His Brains Than He Holds In His Chest
Threatends To Empty Clips........
..........So He Emptied A Box Of Paper Ones Out Of His Desk!
Vs
Nothing

Dunno why technique was so anxious for me to do the mag.His battle was a no-show.Anyways,his punch was played.Paper clip/guns...played.

Winner:Ill Technique

Top 10 Punches of the Week(not including my own)


10-I aint for that love shit but u put me to bed, wat a fuckin pity
So i'll Sleepless in Seattle...... once this fag moves out the city
-FuxJustAword

9-Fuck off RV, your boring..aint no more abusin dudes
i mean, reporters are the only ones phased by losing news
-Daubs

8-Fuck the computer nameplays, they're played without a doubt, son
So when I talk about Windows, it's only 'cuz I've thrown you out one
-9th degree

7-You "Cola" a bitch ya wife ........... I just show the tramp how Abortions Feel
Cuz Da way she Mountain Dews, U'd think she signed a Damn Endorsement Deal
-N.Tavarez

6-You look up to me .. don't deny it my Japanese brother ..
.. as you worshipped to me like your mail order mother.
-Apo Kold

5-I'm humble man, when I say I'll beat his bar, check the numbers mack
Cuz I wood chop Tre's down, just to prove who's got the lumber - Jack
-JTR

4-worthless at text, main goal shoulda been to retire
ya styles oxymoronic, when Kon spits we're inferno fire..
-GreatnesS

3-ya last battle was wack, now go spit what u wrote in the booth
cuz ya gotta lotta shit on ur chest.. from the dudes that voted for u
-Sobe.

2-red, you keep wingin' it anyways, i think it's been enough, dude
you've wasted enough of our time, and you're probly fucking drunk too
-Drakel

1-Dude's a rotting cavity in the PLL, but watch as I mend this..
..cuz I'll be pullin' out MoTiF than an over excited dentist!!
-Nick Fletcher



WACKEST PUNCH

WACKEST PUNCH
Told EC and his 1-eyed head to leave, homo literally beat it
I severed him at the ankles, as a new way for him to be defeeted
-Spektikul


BATTLE OF THE WEEK

NONE!!!!!
And you can all suck my dick for calling me lazy.FAGGOTS!!

PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK


Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez (8-0) vs. 2. 9th Degree (11-3)
Ehh,close.I think it can go either way really.Last week,9th dropped better.But,still,that doesn't determine the outcome of this week.Aah..i predict N.Tavarez to win.:Shrugs:

Contendership Match: 3. JTR (8-3) vs. 4. FuxJustAWord (10-4)
.I predict Jack the ripper to win.He's on a roll and such.Been droppin' some really good bars.Fux been droppin good.Just not that impressive.

5. Sobe. (4-0) vs. 6. Apotropaic (11-3)
hmm..Sobe. is also on a roll.Starting off PLL 4-0.Which is really good.And he hasn't been here that long,so it ain't d/r.I don't see him stoppin now.He'll win this battle.

7. Spektikul (10-4) vs. 8. Drakel (5-2)
Spekitkul,better drop something better than the one he did last week.Defeet line?Fuck no.LoL.Ehh,I think drakel will win this though.He's shown to have more skill 'n shit....

9. Daubs (8-5) vs. 10. Natural Killa (9-4)
I will win

11. KOOL COL-B (7-4) vs. 12. John Hensley. (5-2)
Hensley,for once...did not get d/r'd last week.So maybe that's a sign of things to come.Maybe cats are finnally lettin' his nutsack breathe.LoL.Kool-Col-B will win this.I don't see kool droppin' as wack as hensley.

13. Crazy Hades (7-4) vs. 14. Apostrophe (9-4)
BLAh.Crazy Hades still hasn't proven to me that he can make lines that aren't super complex.Or if he can even make something that people can understand.On the other hand,apostrophe been droppin' shit lately.With some dumb ass lines.I predict a weak battle with apostrophe winnin.

15. One Mic (5-4) vs. 16. Apo Kold (2-0)
The french nigga...vs the Uk nigga.LoL.The Europians should make this battle good.Apo Kold has really been doing good so far.One mic can drop good.But not consistantly.I predict the winner will be=Apo Kold

17. Aimez (7-4) vs. 18. The Revelation (8-6)
Aimez still needs to shorten his lines up.Their too long and stretched.But revelation needs to just get better punches.He either drops something dumb,or something forced.AImez will win.

19. GreatnesS (7-4) vs. 20. E.C (8-6)
I'm gonna predict an upset.Hopefull GreatnesS will drop like he did last week.And win.

21. Nick Fletcher (2-0) vs. 22. Red Bull (6-3)
AAH...close battle.Nick will win.I dont feel like typin' why though.I dun have the time.Hopefully u guys understand.

23. SlicKnife (3-2) vs. 24. New Meth0d (6-5)
New MEthod seems to have fallen off.He was up there in the top 16,doing good.Then just starting droppin' ass.Slicknife will win.

25. Mystic Chaos (5-4) vs. 26. Hitokiri Butosai (1-1)
Ehh.While mystic is a poetry head.He'll still capable of at least coming with something decent.Which would be enough for him to win.

27. CapZ (1-0) vs. 28. D.Zaster (1-0)
I dunno.Haven't seen enough of them.

29. Young Law (5-5) vs. 30. Venture (1-1)
No more wrestling lines from young law!!.Or so I hope.LOL.Haven't seen a lot of venture's bars.But he'll win.

31. Hopesfall (0-0) vs. 32. Jae Mattic (0-0)
Dunno who jae mattic is.

33. Rapper (0-0) vs. 34. Paranoid (0-0)
,,pff...dunno who rapper is.And paraniod ussually does topicals.SO i dunno.

35. Da UFC (0-0) vs. 36. Kon.Tay.Juz (5-5)
Dunno who Da UFC is.

37. MaRVOLOUSJay (2-2) vs. 38. MoTiF (1-1)
If Motif shows.He'll win.Marv is wack.He drops nothing but wack.He will lose.

39. Dizzee Rascal (1-2) vs. 40. Tech (1-2)
Tech will win.In a close battle.Dizzie hasn't droppin' anything above mediocracy.But then again,neither has tech.But at least tech's closer to it.

Outro

There you have it.Your mag.
Now all of you shut the FUCK up.
& Go ahead..Call my reviews wack.Say I'm dumb.Gay,pathetic.Or,like drakel prefers.."bitter".
W/e...

Originally Posted by Apo Kold .. as you worshipped to me like your mail order mother.

TC
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