Intro

Yes mutha fuckers...the mag is here.Early.Mainly due to the fact that 2morrow is my birthday.So I figured I'd try and get this done today since I probably won't have much time 2morrow.So,yeah..
A lot of biters this week.I think we all learned one thing.If your gonna bite..DO NOT BITE FROM RB.or you WILL get caught.lol.

Top 16 Recap

Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez vs. 2. 9th Degree
I've taken so many Stabs at this bitch that my Wrist Exhausted
So I'ma leave Paul Pierce'd so quick...... he'd Cel-Tics in Boston
Vs
Look at his minimum-wage ass, this fag ain't close to me
'Cuz he's only stackin' bread up, when he's baggin' gorceries

Good battle.N.Tavarez dropped a basketball line.Being as 9th's real name is paul..and celtics have an all-star named paul peirce.So,yeah..originality was there.It was a little forced however.I've never heard someone refer to tickets as ticks.But it wasn't anything major that hurt him a lot.It was still dope.9th degree's originality caused him to lose this one.Relating bread-the money..with bread-the food..is played.So N.tavarez won,however..he signed out.So 9th degree is champion.

Winner:N.Tavarez....but 9th degree is champ.

Contendership Match: 3. JTR vs. 4. FuxJustAWord
FJAW is wack, you need practice to murder me
Cuz 'JAW lines are so ugly
...he should get plastic surgeory
Vs
You needa either be grounded, or crash and burn, cuz ur such a pain
u say "oh chute" cuz u cant even make a decent drop
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/11/tn_img_4727579.jpg
............................ out of a fuckin plane

Fux played off the fact that jack didn't land well when he came off the plane.The chute wordplay ain't all that original.But it was still an ok personal.Jack's was a little forced.With the way he took out Jaw from FJAW.I don't really like bars where the wordplay isn't homophonic.If jack were to try to say that line aloud,it'd make no sense.But I guess that's just my preference.The voters voted for jack,and he won.

Winner:jack the ripper

5. Sobe. vs. 6. Apotropaic
voters hate ya, they know when sobe spits u'll be slaughtered cunt
when they say keep it in check.. it means don't bother droppin ur punch
Vs
i understand your wackness and it makes me know that im takin you out
people do say keep it in check,
because your banks the only thing that will make people bounce

Apotropiac came really weak.Nothing like he ussually does.For one,he didn't rhyme.And his shit was stretched.PLus,he fed off sobe's bar.So he didn't have any originality at all.AND,his bank's only thing that make people bounce?Wtf is that?Sobe. came good though.I've never seen someone play off the check thing.So,bassically...sobe. owned this one.

Winner:Sobe.

7. Spektikul vs. 8. Drakel
Ill steal your right to rapping, your skills are nothing compared to me
Drakel often breaks into song, just because he can never find the key
Vs
spek's has no edge, he's lost, so i give'em a few pointers on his quest
i met him at the fork in the road, right before i drove my knife into his chest

Ehh,it was close.Lots of people claimed drakel's line was played,due to the fact that solo made a fork in the road line not too long ago.But I never seen that one.So drakel's was fairly original to me.And it dissed well enough..while spekitkul's didn't.Break into song?That just doesn't work for me.As a punchline that is.I don't see that offending anyone in any way at all.But spekitkul won anyways.

Winner:Spektikul

9. Daubs vs. 10. Natural Killa
he aint just a rapist, he takes em AND kills em'
cause when this kid naps...
...he does it to little children
Vs
This guy's wack,and his skills is something that'd I'd never,ever rob
cuz The black guy from fresh prince reps UK better than daubs

OOH NO!! I lost..it's a travesty .LMAO...j/p.But daubs did come good.His punch hit hard and everything.Only problem was the wording was a little off.How do you nap TO little children?I can understand if he said..."does it WITH little children".Which would imply that I'm a pedophile and shit..Anyways..I lost.Props to daubs.

Winner:daubs.

11. KOOL COL-B vs. 12. John Hensley.
uno, dos, tres n 2 tha cuatro
john hensley no shows mr roboto
Vs
Nothing.

Colby wins by no-show.

Winner:Kool Col-B


13. Crazy Hades vs. 14. Apostrophe
Look dude...you're illiterate, dumb as fuck...may as well no-show,
mother fucker is so goddamn retarded, I bet his blood is type-o.
vs
You're writin' quick, might be sick if you shared an apology
&& Hades, used to be titan shit, now your barely mythology..

Probably the closest battle this whole week.Came to down to a last minute tie-breaker.I liked apostrope's wordplay more.The titan thing was pretty original.It would have been better if he said something else.Besides barely mythology.Crazy Hades one just didn't work for me.Sayin someone's blood is type-o/typo...Nah,doesn't work.

Winner:Apostrophe

15. One Mic vs. 16. Apo Kold
okay, you in the top 16, but today you gonna fall
i aint gotta say you aint hot, 'cuz your name says it all
Vs
One mic seems the dumb type .. I'd say he is a right lemon,
An ass who'd thought a good hygiene was about tight denim.

Apo Kold had a decent concept.The hygiene wordplay was cool.Just his wording made it sound....cheesy.I dunno,it was one of 'em lines where you implied that the other guy is dumb.Sayin' he though something was something else..sounds too kiddy to me.But one mic didn't seem to try at all here.He took a part of his name(KOld)..and related it to the most obvious thing possible.And that's a no-no.

Winner:Apo Kold

Finished Recap

17. Aimez vs. 18. The Revelation
This Is A Punchline Battle Dog..So Why You Gettin So Personal..
Yu Know You Had Ghonoria.. Thats Why Yo Dick Was Charged For Arsonal
Vs
I called 666 no one answered, bit the devil's number 'too'...See
Now you can't post anymore, and that's my late present to RV.

revelation forced his bar.The thing he based it off was original.But as a punch..it sucked.I mean..he can STILL post regardless.And sayin that it's your late present to RV doesn't diss.The play off the rules was good...just the punch wasn't.But Aimez came bad,like..really bad.And it didn't rhyme well.

Winner:Revelation

19. GreatnesS vs. 20. E.C
E.C can't get a way from losing.. i guess your stuck
Flush your chances down the Tubes when i Pressure Luck
Vs
i'm sick or rippin these dicks. fuckers just get me vexed,
so how can u claim to be a better rapper than me............,
..... when u only do text?

GreatnesS had the better punch.But unfortunately,he bit it from somewhere else.And he got banned.

Winner:E.C

21. Nick Fletcher vs. 22. Red Bull
This battles wack like you, but I'll still drop...fuck the wait son,
Cuz all I gotta do is get rid of R's shit.........
...and this fucking english pronunciation!!
Vs
You're my hombre, so fuck all this hate..
I mean, your music is so dope..
..............it makes my ears ejaculate..

Fletcher came decent.Nothing spectacular though.And his shit was stretched out.But it was still more than enough to win.Cause red bull didn't try.Or he didn't drop a punch to be more specific.As he signed out the league.yet...people still voted for him.

Winner:king solo

23. SlicKnife vs. 24. New Meth0d
Go pray alone, traumatising your priest - he never saw past that
So much pure garbage…he had painful flashbacks of baptised trash bags!
Vs
man you suck, we all knew you would choke
the fat lady has sung...i think your mom just hit a high note

Slicknife came ight.Pretty original and hard hittin'.New Method apparently bit that line from someone.I don't know much about it..but he was accused of biting.But lucky for him..strobe said it wasn't a bite..and it was only the concepts that were good.However,slicknife still won.

Winner:SlicKnife

25. Mystic Chaos vs. 26. Hitokiri Butosai
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Both of them are out.

Winner:nobody

27. CapZ vs. 28. D.Zaster
Nothing
Vs
no no show
no no nooo show

Winner:d.Zaster

29. Young Law vs. 30. Venture
this shitll be easy, cuz this bird aint singing the right tune,
the only city you own, is the plastic one you keep in your room.
Vs
This niggas wreckless.....not even worth the charm around my necklace
so check this, you know ventures a fag when he walks around in dresses

Don't know what Young Law was thinking with that punch.Walks around in dresses?How the fuck you gonna make a punch like that?Venture came weak,but still enough.

Winner:Venture

31. Hopesfall vs. 32. Jae Mattic
You came out swinging with punches, missed everything so your end is here,
but i may have met the Matt, im just not into being friends with queers
Vs
Him gettin Bitchs will never happen..its not ur fate
For this battle..Save your breath
..................You'll need it to blow up your date

Didn't like neither to be honest.And Jae was another one accused of biting.But again,strobe felt he didn't bite.Jae did admit to takin' it from a joke site and rewording it.Which is pretty pathetic in my opinion.Hopesfall won this.Mainly due to the fact that they thought he bit.

Winner:hopesfall

33. Rapper vs. 34. Paranoid
you aint beatin me, better accept defeat...
cuz u not raw like a piece of cooked meat.........
Vs
.....Kids with over torn clothes can't afford the good shit
So even diddy holla sayin sean couldn't john this kids skit

Rapper wins by noshow.

Winner:rapper

35. Da UFC vs. 36. Kon.Tay.Juz

Do UFC wins for checkin in.............yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn

Winner:da ufc

37. MaRVOLOUSJay vs. 38. MoTiF
dis vet is scary..legendary? nah u'll for ever stay down fag.
you KiSS alot butt on rv but in battles u always MAKE OUT last.
Vs
Nothing

No show..Marv came fairly decent.

Winner:Marv J

Top 10 Punches of the Week(not including my own)


10-You came out swinging with punches, missed everything so your end is here,
but i may have met the Matt, im just not into being friends with queers
-Hopesfall

9-man you suck, we all knew you would choke
the fat lady has sung...i think your mom just hit a high note
-New Method

8-Go pray alone, traumatising your priest - he never saw past that
So much pure garbage…he had painful flashbacks of baptised trash bags!
-SlicKnife

7-You needa either be grounded, or crash and burn, cuz ur such a pain
u say "oh chute" cuz u cant even make a decent drop
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/11/tn_img_4727579.jpg
............................ out of a fuckin plane
-FuxJustAword

6-One mic seems the dumb type .. I'd say he is a right lemon,
An ass who'd thought a good hygiene was about tight denim.
-Apo Kold

5-dis vet is scary..legendary? nah u'll for ever stay down fag.
you KiSS alot butt on rv but in battles u always MAKE OUT last.
-marvJ

4-FJAW is wack, you need practice to murder me
Cuz 'JAW lines are so ugly
...he should get plastic surgeory
-JTR

3-he aint just a rapist, he takes em AND kills em'
cause when this kid naps...
...he does it to little children
-Daubs

2-I've taken so many Stabs at this bitch that my Wrist Exhausted
So I'ma leave Paul Pierce'd so quick...... he'd Cel-Tics in Boston
-N.Tavarez

1-voters hate ya, they know when sobe spits u'll be slaughtered cunt
when they say keep it in check.. it means don't bother droppin ur punch
-Sobe.

WACKEST PUNCH

This Is A Punchline Battle Dog..So Why You Gettin So Personal..
Yu Know You Had Ghonoria.. Thats Why Yo Dick Was Charged For Arsonal
-Aimez


BATTLE OF THE WEEK

Battle of the Week
13. Crazy Hades vs. 14. Apostrophe
Look dude...you're illiterate, dumb as fuck...may as well no-show,
mother fucker is so goddamn retarded, I bet his blood is type-o.
vs
You're writin' quick, might be sick if you shared an apology
&& Hades, used to be titan shit, now your barely mythology..

Winner:Apostrophe

Outro

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Originally Posted by Natural Killa I'm a pedophile and shit

Originally Posted by Natural Killa This guy's wack,and his skills is something that'd I'd never,ever rob cuz The black guy from fresh prince reps UK better than daubs

Originally Posted by 9th Degree Damnit, I was looking forward to your humorly-biased predictions for this week.

Originally Posted by JTR uh, I still don't get how he played off of me landind bad, when I landed perfectly good and soft, , anyways, his was too similair to New Methods, and my bar was homophonic, dumbshit.

TC
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