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01-09-06, 03:40 PM | #1 | ||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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PLL MAG=Week 15.
IP: F291 1362
Intro Yes mutha fuckers...the mag is here.Early.Mainly due to the fact that 2morrow is my birthday.So I figured I'd try and get this done today since I probably won't have much time 2morrow.So,yeah.. A lot of biters this week.I think we all learned one thing.If your gonna bite..DO NOT BITE FROM RB.or you WILL get caught.lol. |
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01-09-06, 03:40 PM | #2 | ||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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IP: F291 1362
Top 16 Recap Championship Match: 1. N.Tavarez vs. 2. 9th Degree I've taken so many Stabs at this bitch that my Wrist Exhausted So I'ma leave Paul Pierce'd so quick...... he'd Cel-Tics in Boston Vs Look at his minimum-wage ass, this fag ain't close to me 'Cuz he's only stackin' bread up, when he's baggin' gorceries Good battle.N.Tavarez dropped a basketball line.Being as 9th's real name is paul..and celtics have an all-star named paul peirce.So,yeah..originality was there.It was a little forced however.I've never heard someone refer to tickets as ticks.But it wasn't anything major that hurt him a lot.It was still dope.9th degree's originality caused him to lose this one.Relating bread-the money..with bread-the food..is played.So N.tavarez won,however..he signed out.So 9th degree is champion. Winner:N.Tavarez....but 9th degree is champ. Contendership Match: 3. JTR vs. 4. FuxJustAWord FJAW is wack, you need practice to murder me Cuz 'JAW lines are so ugly ...he should get plastic surgeory Vs You needa either be grounded, or crash and burn, cuz ur such a pain u say "oh chute" cuz u cant even make a decent drop http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/11/tn_img_4727579.jpg ............................ out of a fuckin plane Fux played off the fact that jack didn't land well when he came off the plane.The chute wordplay ain't all that original.But it was still an ok personal.Jack's was a little forced.With the way he took out Jaw from FJAW.I don't really like bars where the wordplay isn't homophonic.If jack were to try to say that line aloud,it'd make no sense.But I guess that's just my preference.The voters voted for jack,and he won. Winner:jack the ripper 5. Sobe. vs. 6. Apotropaic voters hate ya, they know when sobe spits u'll be slaughtered cunt when they say keep it in check.. it means don't bother droppin ur punch Vs i understand your wackness and it makes me know that im takin you out people do say keep it in check, because your banks the only thing that will make people bounce Apotropiac came really weak.Nothing like he ussually does.For one,he didn't rhyme.And his shit was stretched.PLus,he fed off sobe's bar.So he didn't have any originality at all.AND,his bank's only thing that make people bounce?Wtf is that?Sobe. came good though.I've never seen someone play off the check thing.So,bassically...sobe. owned this one. Winner:Sobe. 7. Spektikul vs. 8. Drakel Ill steal your right to rapping, your skills are nothing compared to me Drakel often breaks into song, just because he can never find the key Vs spek's has no edge, he's lost, so i give'em a few pointers on his quest i met him at the fork in the road, right before i drove my knife into his chest Ehh,it was close.Lots of people claimed drakel's line was played,due to the fact that solo made a fork in the road line not too long ago.But I never seen that one.So drakel's was fairly original to me.And it dissed well enough..while spekitkul's didn't.Break into song?That just doesn't work for me.As a punchline that is.I don't see that offending anyone in any way at all.But spekitkul won anyways. Winner:Spektikul 9. Daubs vs. 10. Natural Killa he aint just a rapist, he takes em AND kills em' cause when this kid naps... ...he does it to little children Vs This guy's wack,and his skills is something that'd I'd never,ever rob cuz The black guy from fresh prince reps UK better than daubs OOH NO!! I lost..it's a travesty .LMAO...j/p.But daubs did come good.His punch hit hard and everything.Only problem was the wording was a little off.How do you nap TO little children?I can understand if he said..."does it WITH little children".Which would imply that I'm a pedophile and shit..Anyways..I lost.Props to daubs. Winner:daubs. 11. KOOL COL-B vs. 12. John Hensley. uno, dos, tres n 2 tha cuatro john hensley no shows mr roboto Vs Nothing. Colby wins by no-show. Winner:Kool Col-B 13. Crazy Hades vs. 14. Apostrophe Look dude...you're illiterate, dumb as fuck...may as well no-show, mother fucker is so goddamn retarded, I bet his blood is type-o. vs You're writin' quick, might be sick if you shared an apology && Hades, used to be titan shit, now your barely mythology.. Probably the closest battle this whole week.Came to down to a last minute tie-breaker.I liked apostrope's wordplay more.The titan thing was pretty original.It would have been better if he said something else.Besides barely mythology.Crazy Hades one just didn't work for me.Sayin someone's blood is type-o/typo...Nah,doesn't work. Winner:Apostrophe 15. One Mic vs. 16. Apo Kold okay, you in the top 16, but today you gonna fall i aint gotta say you aint hot, 'cuz your name says it all Vs One mic seems the dumb type .. I'd say he is a right lemon, An ass who'd thought a good hygiene was about tight denim. Apo Kold had a decent concept.The hygiene wordplay was cool.Just his wording made it sound....cheesy.I dunno,it was one of 'em lines where you implied that the other guy is dumb.Sayin' he though something was something else..sounds too kiddy to me.But one mic didn't seem to try at all here.He took a part of his name(KOld)..and related it to the most obvious thing possible.And that's a no-no. Winner:Apo Kold |
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01-09-06, 03:41 PM | #3 | ||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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IP: F291 1362
Finished Recap 17. Aimez vs. 18. The Revelation This Is A Punchline Battle Dog..So Why You Gettin So Personal.. Yu Know You Had Ghonoria.. Thats Why Yo Dick Was Charged For Arsonal Vs I called 666 no one answered, bit the devil's number 'too'...See Now you can't post anymore, and that's my late present to RV. revelation forced his bar.The thing he based it off was original.But as a punch..it sucked.I mean..he can STILL post regardless.And sayin that it's your late present to RV doesn't diss.The play off the rules was good...just the punch wasn't.But Aimez came bad,like..really bad.And it didn't rhyme well. Winner:Revelation 19. GreatnesS vs. 20. E.C E.C can't get a way from losing.. i guess your stuck Flush your chances down the Tubes when i Pressure Luck Vs i'm sick or rippin these dicks. fuckers just get me vexed, so how can u claim to be a better rapper than me............, ..... when u only do text? GreatnesS had the better punch.But unfortunately,he bit it from somewhere else.And he got banned. Winner:E.C 21. Nick Fletcher vs. 22. Red Bull This battles wack like you, but I'll still drop...fuck the wait son, Cuz all I gotta do is get rid of R's shit......... ...and this fucking english pronunciation!! Vs You're my hombre, so fuck all this hate.. I mean, your music is so dope.. ..............it makes my ears ejaculate.. Fletcher came decent.Nothing spectacular though.And his shit was stretched out.But it was still more than enough to win.Cause red bull didn't try.Or he didn't drop a punch to be more specific.As he signed out the league.yet...people still voted for him. Winner:king solo 23. SlicKnife vs. 24. New Meth0d Go pray alone, traumatising your priest - he never saw past that So much pure garbage…he had painful flashbacks of baptised trash bags! Vs man you suck, we all knew you would choke the fat lady has sung...i think your mom just hit a high note Slicknife came ight.Pretty original and hard hittin'.New Method apparently bit that line from someone.I don't know much about it..but he was accused of biting.But lucky for him..strobe said it wasn't a bite..and it was only the concepts that were good.However,slicknife still won. Winner:SlicKnife 25. Mystic Chaos vs. 26. Hitokiri Butosai Nothing Vs Nothing Both of them are out. Winner:nobody 27. CapZ vs. 28. D.Zaster Nothing Vs no no show no no nooo show Winner:d.Zaster 29. Young Law vs. 30. Venture this shitll be easy, cuz this bird aint singing the right tune, the only city you own, is the plastic one you keep in your room. Vs This niggas wreckless.....not even worth the charm around my necklace so check this, you know ventures a fag when he walks around in dresses Don't know what Young Law was thinking with that punch.Walks around in dresses?How the fuck you gonna make a punch like that?Venture came weak,but still enough. Winner:Venture 31. Hopesfall vs. 32. Jae Mattic You came out swinging with punches, missed everything so your end is here, but i may have met the Matt, im just not into being friends with queers Vs Him gettin Bitchs will never happen..its not ur fate For this battle..Save your breath ..................You'll need it to blow up your date Didn't like neither to be honest.And Jae was another one accused of biting.But again,strobe felt he didn't bite.Jae did admit to takin' it from a joke site and rewording it.Which is pretty pathetic in my opinion.Hopesfall won this.Mainly due to the fact that they thought he bit. Winner:hopesfall 33. Rapper vs. 34. Paranoid you aint beatin me, better accept defeat... cuz u not raw like a piece of cooked meat......... Vs .....Kids with over torn clothes can't afford the good shit So even diddy holla sayin sean couldn't john this kids skit Rapper wins by noshow. Winner:rapper 35. Da UFC vs. 36. Kon.Tay.Juz Do UFC wins for checkin in.............yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn Winner:da ufc 37. MaRVOLOUSJay vs. 38. MoTiF dis vet is scary..legendary? nah u'll for ever stay down fag. you KiSS alot butt on rv but in battles u always MAKE OUT last. Vs Nothing No show..Marv came fairly decent. Winner:Marv J |
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01-09-06, 03:41 PM | #4 | ||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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IP: F291 1362
Top 10 Punches of the Week(not including my own) 10-You came out swinging with punches, missed everything so your end is here, but i may have met the Matt, im just not into being friends with queers -Hopesfall 9-man you suck, we all knew you would choke the fat lady has sung...i think your mom just hit a high note -New Method 8-Go pray alone, traumatising your priest - he never saw past that So much pure garbage…he had painful flashbacks of baptised trash bags! -SlicKnife 7-You needa either be grounded, or crash and burn, cuz ur such a pain u say "oh chute" cuz u cant even make a decent drop http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/11/tn_img_4727579.jpg ............................ out of a fuckin plane -FuxJustAword 6-One mic seems the dumb type .. I'd say he is a right lemon, An ass who'd thought a good hygiene was about tight denim. -Apo Kold 5-dis vet is scary..legendary? nah u'll for ever stay down fag. you KiSS alot butt on rv but in battles u always MAKE OUT last. -marvJ 4-FJAW is wack, you need practice to murder me Cuz 'JAW lines are so ugly ...he should get plastic surgeory -JTR 3-he aint just a rapist, he takes em AND kills em' cause when this kid naps... ...he does it to little children -Daubs 2-I've taken so many Stabs at this bitch that my Wrist Exhausted So I'ma leave Paul Pierce'd so quick...... he'd Cel-Tics in Boston -N.Tavarez 1-voters hate ya, they know when sobe spits u'll be slaughtered cunt when they say keep it in check.. it means don't bother droppin ur punch -Sobe. WACKEST PUNCH This Is A Punchline Battle Dog..So Why You Gettin So Personal.. Yu Know You Had Ghonoria.. Thats Why Yo Dick Was Charged For Arsonal -Aimez BATTLE OF THE WEEK Battle of the Week 13. Crazy Hades vs. 14. Apostrophe Look dude...you're illiterate, dumb as fuck...may as well no-show, mother fucker is so goddamn retarded, I bet his blood is type-o. vs You're writin' quick, might be sick if you shared an apology && Hades, used to be titan shit, now your barely mythology.. Winner:Apostrophe |
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01-09-06, 03:42 PM | #5 | ||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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IP: F291 1362
Outro ................................. |
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01-09-06, 04:42 PM | #6 | |||||||
Banned
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IP: F7E3 42B8
Even though I'm taking this out of context this makes me laugh
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& dood, how can you say I came cheesy when u used a fresh prince of bel air line? I'm not beefin but come on .. if you wanna give a harsh review to peeps expect it back. Quote:
o & happy birthday get fucked by beer & bitches. |
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01-09-06, 04:46 PM | #7 | ||||
NO SURRENDER
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IP: AC2A 692A
props to daubs,
wholymuthafuckingod n shit, never thought id hear that lol. good battle though, decent mag..good shit.
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01-09-06, 04:47 PM | #8 | ||||
In ya area.
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IP: DD80 C79E
Damnit, I was looking forward to your humorly-biased predictions for this week.
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01-09-06, 04:50 PM | #9 | ||||||
hotshh!
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IP: 8B7B DE28
good mag NK, as always...............
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01-09-06, 04:54 PM | #10 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 1A46 2126
uh, I still don't get how he played off of me landind bad, when I landed perfectly good and soft, , anyways, his was too similair to New Methods, and my bar was homophonic, dumbshit.
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01-09-06, 05:11 PM | #11 | |||||||
Coming to Kill you All
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IP: F291 1362
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ooh shit...i forgot that...lol. I'll post it later or 2morrow. |
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01-09-06, 06:53 PM | #12 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 8D50 76CC
on time for once with the mag.....props
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01-09-06, 08:08 PM | #13 | |||||
FuxJustAWord
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IP: 6369 035F
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shutup........ u got lucky....... u woulda lost that battle if it had more than 4 votes and shit |
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01-09-06, 08:19 PM | #14 | |||||
in your system
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IP: 9E2F CDE8
word, i won....oh wait
i fuckin' lost somehow
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01-09-06, 10:44 PM | #15 | ||||||
Bone is gay.
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IP: BEFB 4EB5
Rofl...
I hope whoever the 2 people i got this week are good... JTF and 9th im commin for your asses bitches |
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