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FlowIntelligent. 01-16-05 12:26 AM

The Vagina List !!!
 
Ok now before you read this... keep in mind its long and took a week to do... females who read this... dont be offended by it.. its not a serious piece.. just more of a comedy piece.. just listing the aliases of vagina's... i believe anyone who reads this will laugh.. but dont be offended.. it might be hard to read but read it anyways..originally posted it on another site.. kosmo :thumbup:

check it..


there're more vagina AKAs than the Wu Tang clan
beaver, flesh cavern, happy flappy, poontang, clam
fuck hole, dick warmer, cockpit, sperm sucker
rattlesnake canyon, love rug, black hole of Calcutta
whisker biscuit, crotch waffle, the names get iller
Cupid's cupboard, rooster jaws, Brazillian catepillar
pink circle, fun hatch, orgasm spasm chasm
fetus window, lip jeans, beetle hood, the Death of Adam
vacuum vulva, door of life, aint nuthin but the P thing
pink turtleneck, clamarama, calamari cockring
cookie, wookie, bird's nest, tuna town, Country pie
muff and stuff, wizard's sleeve, clit slit, the Great Divide
brakepads, slurpy, mule nose, chia hole, the black oak
scrambled eggs between the legs, where uncle's doodle goes
meat massager, baby oven, Johnson roaster
spunk pot, kitty kat, mud flaps, cock holster
the Holiest of Holies, conch shell, the DNA dumpster
the Twatlantic Ocean, the Red Sea, the Yo Yo Smuggler
sugar basin, sweet briar, catcher's mitt, the money maker
serpent's resting place, front bottom, her asshole's neighbor
hairy doughnut, hungry minge, dog's mouth, bone hider
Arby's roast beef, fur burger, cheery cherry, peter piper
toolshed, sausage wallet, stink pink, Altar of Love
rosebud, curly curtains, lotus, Wilt Chamberlain's daily glove
slice of heaven, tongue depressor, the cum dump
fuzzy wuzzy, man in the boat, wagon ruts, buffalo gums
snail tracker, Furby, and Melvin, bet u never heard of this
fishhamjig, the Re-vulva, the crave cave, furry furnace
bitter & twisted, ground zero, penalty box, dinner roll
breakfast for champions, snake charmer, the grassy knoll
meat crease, left-over Bologna, folded pancake
Camarillo brillo, queef quarters, the helmet hide-away
velcro love triangle, welly top, fruit cup, nappy dugout
wet mark, field of dreams, knish, Mouth of the South
Lucy, little Debbie, saloon doors, yoni, big Sally
temporary lodgings, the Wombsday Book, licking valley
python syphon, the condo downstate, salami garage
head catcher, bush tucker, lap flounder, the toothless blow job
mommy parts, the shrine, bitch ditch, the pump protector
vertical smile, stench trench, gauntlet, the bone collector
the vegetarian's temptation, flesh tuxedo, wonder bread
Mound of Venus, the welcome opponent, miracle spread
stop-n-pop, tampon tunnel, man's ruin, goodie basket
Erie Canal, Killa Clam, the jizz-recepticle, pole magnet
Hairy Potter, pooswaa, the ever-lasting cum stopper
temperamental ring piece, bunny tuft, Davey Jones locker
axe gash, hatchet wound, chin-chin, slippery slide
dick dungeon, cock curator, wet seal, spitball bull's eye
piss fenders, fat rabbit, skin canoe, deer hoof
furry 8-ball rack, home plate, silk igloo, ninja boot
tickled pink, launch pad, yeast pocket, the mystic scroll
close encounter with the turd kind, the legendary fold
hot tamaki walk, big montana, dildo's lounge
wand waxer, tomahawk chop, round mound of beehound
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, one-eyed worm hole
red river gorge, the promised land, peters bungalow
cyclops' trail, midnight dip, Man's doom and savior
depository, Richard's house, Republic of Labia
when it comes to this type of shit i aint no fuckin rookie
u wanna know what's next? go and read a fortune cookie

feedback plz

link:
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=172138

..Decree.. 01-16-05 12:33 AM

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Sik Wit It 01-16-05 12:48 AM

RoFL...that shit was ...lol mayn that shit was pretty funny though

nice drop :thumbup:

anxiety 01-16-05 02:16 AM

OMFG flow this was fucking awesome... Seriously... Funiiest shit ive seen in a long while...

RattleSnake Canyon???? AWESOME:thumbup:

Nice job.

FlowIntelligent. 01-16-05 02:04 PM

lol thx for feedback upping

Nynth Degree 01-16-05 06:02 PM

Best alias = cookie wookie :thumbup:

Kawn Flixx 01-16-05 08:58 PM



Entered in the hall of fame.


Young Phrophet 01-17-05 12:42 AM

Hot Damn! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam n! Get Em' Kid!

eph 01-17-05 01:09 AM

favorites:

yo yo smuggler
everlasting cum stopper
miracle spread
Killa Clam
temperatmental ring piece
vaccuum vuvla
&
lap flounder


funny stuff, next time pm me for a collab.

Macca 01-17-05 01:18 AM

HOtr loving the flow. It was so funny i forgot to laff. lol.

Logic The Goonie 01-17-05 02:46 AM

It was cool. You got a lot of names yo, but the flow wasnt dope cuz you had to rhyme...my opinion. but it's original as fuck. I didn't really laugh at all but its nice to know over 300 words for vagina.lol

Hit this up man:
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=172478

Mix & Match 01-17-05 11:15 AM

lmao the best!!

FlowIntelligent. 01-17-05 01:03 PM

lol thx for the feedback uppin

Ranks™ 01-17-05 02:04 PM

ahhhahahah @ Death of Adam yo

Adrenaline 01-17-05 03:37 PM

harry potter...Richard's house...scrambled eggs between the legs...

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somebody stop me!!

Sick. 01-22-05 01:47 AM

ddddaaaaaammmmmnnnnn.......ive known a few names for vagina in my time but that was crazy-insane... you got WAYYY too much time on your hands lol .. but that was ill my dude ... peace

FlowIntelligent. 04-06-05 01:52 AM

I would still like feedback on this... fall of fame piece and only 15 replies

Germ 04-06-05 03:05 AM

hahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHhhahha oooh man.....flow, you are offically, the man.....wow, laughing at so many of them.....NINJA BOOT....YES!!!....helluva piece, i dont think you had the classic... snatch, good ol'vagina

Rub my Paynus 04-06-05 06:01 AM

*sticks cock in thread*

Armada Da 187 04-06-05 12:24 PM

lmfao damn fam thas sum hilarious shyt lol i neva new vaginas had so many names LMFAO

The Militant 04-06-05 12:33 PM

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS HILLAROUS SOME REALL DOPE SHIT GOD DAMN THIS IS FUCKIN DOPE FOR REAL....
10/10

please return the favor in one of my open mics links in my sig

Luse Cannon 04-06-05 01:14 PM

damn man. i forgot all bout this shit. was you just goin through every om or somethin? lol but yea this shit was and will forever be a classic.

well this om of yours is kinda old to be askin this, but could you rtf

King Solo 04-06-05 01:38 PM

LMFAO!!!! Damn it this was the funniest shit 'ive ever heard!!!!!!!!!!! Can't stop laughin yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!

Germ 01-02-06 03:26 AM

this deserves to be upped

lil S 01-11-06 03:30 PM

that shit is crazy that was some hellacious rymes

Willa 01-11-06 06:46 PM

Brazillian catepillar
tuna town
the Twatlantic Ocean
the red sea
tongue depressor
the Re-vulva
breakfast for champions
field of dreams
the vegetarian's temptation
miracle spread
stop-n-pop
tampon tunnel
Killa Clam
piss fenders
yeast pocket
the legendary fold
red river gorge
Republic of Labia

alot of good ones but there were a few dumb ones i liekd these
flow wasnt ok
good structure
funniest piece ive read in a minute

Abraxas 01-15-06 04:38 PM

LMAO dopeness.
damn nigga you sure know your pussy.


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