Know Any Pick Up Lines ?
 

i saw a funny one the other day.
i was in line to buy something at
AM PM. and this guys shirt read:

excuse me miss, those boobs look heavy.
would you like me to hold them for you?

*cheesey, but real funny on a dull day.

DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD ONES?

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

-Village Pimp

you wear a fannypack, and i like to pack fanny ;). :whacky:.

"have sex wit me or I will kill you *takes out knife*"

^usually works. :cool:

^^lmao that reminds me of dont be a menace to southc entral sippin on yo juice....where dat niggas like "how much u wanna bet i can get her numba?" n he walk up to her n put a gun to her head n say :gimme yo numba" n he like "ima pick u up round 7" shit was too damn funny

^lmfao that movie is fuckin hilarious...

^fuck yea it is.....

put your crash helmet on tonight love, because youre going through the headboard tonight.
wack :(.

I rolled upon this one girl at school all like "Hey baby, I got a 19 win streak at internet text battling." She was all like "Oh god that's so hot", and I got those digits, yo. :thumbup:

^so did I. Cuz I told her I had a 6 battle win streak in net audio battlin'. And she was like, "Oh, net audio is sooooooo over net text." I was jus like, "weerd". :cool:

Yeah, but I had talked to ol' girl before I layed the game down on her. :thumbup:

^so wit my gangsta self, all I had to do pick my nose, and the girl walked over

Yeah, well I was talking to O and we walked by the water fountain. I got a finger wet, then touched her shirt and touched mine. Then I was all like "Hey, how about we get out of these wet clothes?" *pops collar*

Well, I met this girl outside her house, walked up to her and drop a pencil, when she bent down to pic it up, I moved my head over hers, so when she got up, she hit my head. and I acted like i was unconscious. So she took me inside, put me on her bed, she was rubbin' my forehead wit a wet cloth, then all of a sudden I grabbed her boobie, and the rest was history. :cool:

hi... i'd use a corny pick up line but your to beautiful for that..... or in my case i just go hi i'm mike... that works really well to

^or you could jus show her your sig, and be like "I'm the guy wit th egun, you the guy on the right. If You don't go out wit me, it's gonna be an ugly fight". weerd....... :cool:

^...those were cake-ish...but seein how ur from st.paul....i wont say ne thing else bad

^meant fa capisco

man vp be king of pickup lines

and ill look for the thread link of the old pickupline thread

"I noticed you noticing me and I just thought Id put out a notice that I noticed you too."

"Your legs must be tired, cause youve been running through my head ALL DAY...come her girl."

-Will Smith. (Not the one on RV, Fresh Prince style bitches)

http://community.rapverse.com/showt...034#post1963034

I beleive thats the link

i remember when he did that one for the first time lmao

good call.
but these threads still are pretty fun.

how about this:

"hey baby, you like hot dogs"
"uh, sure"
*lights penis on fire*
"now how about a drink with that?"

thats a tight one akadius.

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"the word is legs. let's go into the bedroom and spread the word."

"take me drunk, im home!!!"

"is your dad a terrorist? cause you tha bomb"

"is your dad a baker? cause you got nice buns"
:thumbup:

^are you masturbatin', cuz you jus wack :thumbup:

lol, yeah there wack.. but they all i know.. lol
:(

You must be a citation cuz you've got FINE all over you.

Hi eph babes. :o

lmao up yo game tell a bitch "nice shoes wanna fuck"

works everytime!

I tried it, and it did! Thanks vp! :D [/commericialtestimony]

hhhahahahh ima try that :thumbup:

Guy: Wanna dance?
Girl: No..
Guy: Fuck off, lower ya standards, I just did..

Not really a pickuip line.. But a good way to own a bitch..

than u figured out it was ur mother....... isnt that how the movie goes????

ohh and "damn, I think sumone farted...... lets get outa here."

^^^ that gets em everytime

nah, but she did look old enough to be a mom, but she was white.

trust me, this one is a sure shot...

the pick-up line:
"SKEEZA, DO YOU KNOW WHO I BE??? IM SUPER OF THE CRHYME FAM. BITCH, TAKE THIS DICK!!!"

^^^i promise it works every time. try it.


s.v.

did you fart? [No...?] cuz you blew me away.

lol ill az a killerz grill that shit was fuckin funny mayne...

here's what LV and Lady Fiya always told me

"The Best Game is No Game"