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Old 02-16-05, 04:59 PM   #1
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Best Pick Up Line Ever.
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Me & Indeph decided that I'm a genious (fuck proper spelling)

The best pick up line ever: Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Damn skippy. I will post more in the coming minutes.
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:01 PM   #2
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Hot shit



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Old 02-16-05, 05:03 PM   #3
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im def usin that 1. check this 1 tho...

" *gun cocks* hey bitch, eithr we fuck or tha police gon find ya corpse floatin down tha river"

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Old 02-16-05, 05:03 PM   #4
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Old 02-16-05, 05:03 PM   #5
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Here's another one:

you ask the girl, "CDs or Tapes?"

When she says CDs, you reply "YOU WANNA SEE DEES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

If she says tapes... well... I guess say "YOU WANT ME TO TAPE THESE NUTS TO YOUR MOUTH?" Never had that happen. But this cenario is awesome.
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:04 PM   #6
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Hahaha... dope shit.
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Old 02-16-05, 05:05 PM   #7
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It's also very cool to walk up to a hot chick and say, "You know, If I were you, I would do me..."
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:06 PM   #8
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Old 02-16-05, 05:08 PM   #9
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Nah... you go up to a girl and say wassup... then they always say hey...

Then you look down... look back up... look back down... then finally get all pissy and be like "It's not going to suck itself!"
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:10 PM   #10
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Old 02-16-05, 05:12 PM   #11
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

That one will get you slapped.

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:13 PM   #12
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If she says tapes... well... I guess say "YOU WANT ME TO TAPE THESE NUTS TO YOUR MOUTH?"


Lmfao.

Classic..
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Old 02-16-05, 05:14 PM   #13
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yes it is.

I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

^-Nail every chick in the group with this line
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^dude it's poetic, what did you expect? He believed his ex still loved him after cheating on him with 9 guys and 1 girl.

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Old 02-16-05, 05:21 PM   #14
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Here's another one:

you ask the girl, "CDs or Tapes?"

When she says CDs, you reply "YOU WANNA SEE DEES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

If she says tapes... well... I guess say "YOU WANT ME TO TAPE THESE NUTS TO YOUR MOUTH?" Never had that happen. But this cenario is awesome.



hahah, i heard this one along time ago..... doesnt work anymore.... there all like "I have an Ipod..."

Da fuck do u say to that???? "I Pod these nuts in ur mouth!"
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Old 02-16-05, 05:25 PM   #15
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Iunno... "Ipods are wack... and I'm good in the sack... btw... I'm a famous rap star, you just never heard of me yet, but I'm famous!"

I have no Idea fux...
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