What are some remedies you use when you got the cold?
 

like I rarely get sick, but this weekend it finally caught me. :( but i had sore throat last few days, but every morning when I brushing my teeth and shit, I usually just gargle with salt water, and shit goes away a great amount. so luckily for me that phase is gone. but now I got bad cough, and runny nose. Any lil home remedies y'all do besides the doctors usual "Drink a lot of fluids" (which i have been doing). word

I had a cold once, and I beat its ass.

stab yo cock wif a steak knife. wont git rid of yo cold, but u'll fogit u even have 1, werd

^lmao die kool, die :mad:

:shocked: ...Good Lord...

Ok this seriously works if you have a cold.

Spray toothpaste up your nose, preferably a mint flavour if you have one. This will allow the flouride vapers to travel to the lungs at a quicker rate and the oxygen will be carried from your lungs to your brain. The brain will then identify the flouride and other medical ingredients (depending on the brand) as infectious agents. This will make the brain produce a chemical commonly known as dopamine that contributes to feeling of bliss and regulates pain in the body by attacking harmful infectious agents. However, since the medical ingredients found in toothpaste are identified as being harmful, they are not. Therefore, your brain produces an excess amount of dopamine which will then target ACTUAL infectious agents (such as your cold cells). And will cut the time you have a cold by about 3/4 if you do this once a day. Be forewarned though, that if you do it more then once a day, your brain may produce an overly-excessive amount of dopamine which can lead to feelings of slight schizofrenia and amnesia.

You're welcome. :)

Use Motrin.
Nah mean?

it's best to kill it before it hits you, like aroudn the time you first start feeling it coming on, but the sure fire killer for me has been peroxide swabs in each ear (let it sit and do its thing), multivitamins and oxygen. K.O.'s the cold in a few hours and even seen it get rid of a sore throat and coughing for someone who already had a BAD cold.

^^that's my formula and I stick to it.



Signed,

- Havent Been sick of over 2 years.

Lmfao at becoming Schizo from toothpaste.

Shove the nozzle up there and squeeze, idiot.

lol @ toothpaste in your nose, might give it a go.


word, def will try that too. and damn @ 2 yrs, I don't think I was sick ever last yr, so this first time in long time.. but word sounds good

drink one gallon of sunny delight a 3 times in one day
ive tried this before and my colds dont last more than 4 days
they go away on a average of 3

^lol that's basically what always happens when I get a sick. 2 to 3 days for me usually. I only started getting it Thursday, and then yesterday I felt nothing but runny nose, and then cough. but now it's going away, so word...

stick your head in a toilet......count to 3......and say I'm a dumbass


WERD :thumbup: werks every time!

Lmao at this idiot actually going to try spraying toothpaste up his nose. He's just going to puke EVERYWHERE... maybe get a nosebleed too... hahahaha. I made that entire thing up, your a IDIOT! ... :)

Take about 7 to 10 vitamin c tablets at once... Around 5000 to 7000 milligrams

A big shot of vitamin C will strengthen your immune system and you'll notice yourself getting better fairly quickly..

Careful about calcium, too much causes kidney stones.

Your not gonna get a kidney stone from 5000 to 7000 milligrams...

When I was a kid I was hungry one day and I couldnt find anything but these mad tasting vitamin c tablets.. So I sat there and scoffed a whole bottle...

And I was fine bro......

lmao too bad I actually didn't do it.... i'm not that stupid son. nice try tho @ being an asshole :thumbup: dumbass

can't go wrong with more oxygen. It's what your body uses to kill bcteria and disease such as your cold. Look up "How to Oxygenate water" and you'll be surprised at how easy yet tremendously beneficial it is.

Also, if you want to clear up your sinus...

Get a glass of cognak, heat it up in the microwave for 15 seconds, then take a bit wiff of it...

Your eyes will water and you will prolly gag a bit.. But your nose will never be clearer...