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BigTony.Self 04-08-07 11:04 PM

is your gf fat?
 
If your girlfriend is getting a little to big for you and you want her to lose weight tell her to run 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night for 7 days,then at the end of the week that fat bitch will be 42 miles away from you.
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Clokworx 04-08-07 11:16 PM

ha, yeah my last girlfriend was big and crazy. bitch was way to fucking clingy, i wanted to chop my fucking head off. broke up with that bitch on her birthday. she was devistated....oh well

Paranoid 04-09-07 12:03 AM

lmfao!!!!, i sure hope i never date a fat bitch hahaha.

Clokworx 04-09-07 12:06 AM

totally turns you off when you get naked. kinda sad. but they need love too ya know.

Enygma 04-09-07 12:11 AM

I got a fat girlfriend......



......don't tell my wife :thumbup:

Clokworx 04-09-07 12:21 AM

hahahahahaha... hows that goin

Cola 04-09-07 12:22 AM

fat? fuck that.....i only weigh 200lbs....bitch weighs more then 110 it aint happening...

Clokworx 04-09-07 12:24 AM

damn man, thats rare findin a girl like that. props to you for that, id be lucky to find a girl like 120, there are some around where i live like 105 and shit under 110, but damn

Cola 04-09-07 03:29 AM

r you kidding me? where do you live? Mcdonalds?

pen pusher 04-09-07 03:57 AM

what are you supposed to tell fat boys? (considering the fact that I am a female, and I've yet to attempt a relationship with a fat female.)

Cola 04-09-07 04:10 AM

tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.

pen pusher 04-09-07 04:17 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphillyate
tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.



But then he'll beat me

I just can't win

P To Tha R! 04-09-07 05:44 AM

I like fat bitches...fat ass bitches...slim waste..

if you from the hood you kno mos these bitches overweight anyway..but that's cool...but if u talkin about rlly fat hoes...then fo sho i'd never go out wit her.

Pure Knowledge 04-09-07 03:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by pen pusher
what are you supposed to tell fat boys?

Make him a sandwich and remind him how great he is.

The Jett 04-09-07 03:56 PM

I once tried to trick my girlfreind into losign weight by rollerblading with me.....needless to say it didnt work.....and I had to cheat

~Phenom~ 04-09-07 06:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphillyate
fat? fuck that.....i only weigh 200lbs....bitch weighs more then 110 it aint happening...

I'm like 210, and 110 is like the MINIMUM. I hates me a skinny chick. My current "gf" is like 125, and shes thin. You gotta keep height in mind man. chicks i know who are 110 are gross. This model chick I fuck with when I'm out in Vancouver is 140 and her body is the SHIT. Check this out:





word sons. word.

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Crazy Hades 04-09-07 06:22 PM

Holy shit at the ape in that second pic.

Jay 3rd 04-09-07 06:33 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphillyate
r you kidding me? where do you live? Mcdonalds?


lmaooooo damn..
miami man u have all sizes and all sizes actually look good.. saw some girls that was like 140 lbs and they wasnt even fat just thick in all the right places man.. tits do add some weight wit a nice ass.. but uhh u can always prevent to go wit a fat chick aint like u HAVE to go wit her.. thats just antin some puss puss dawg.. lol thats koo n all but dont make a relationship out of it and call her ya ex lol

Terumoto 04-09-07 07:21 PM

my gf isnt fat, shes just a bitch. I would slap her upside the head, but is that illegal or some shit? I don't even know.

Chris Stylez 04-09-07 07:54 PM

I have learned a thing or two with girls with big butts. There is a differents between a fat ass and a fatass. Me im 5"11 6" and weigh around 250 to 260 depending on my eating habbits. But i am far from fat. I just got a big muscle big cuz i play football, wrestle, and do track. I say my body percent fat is like 16 or 18%. But let me stop rambling. The heaviest girl i went out with was 140 to like 150 i guess. but she looked pretty good and she had style. But i cant stand some skinny girls though. i be scared i might break em. you know the skinny girls who's ribs you can actually suck on individualy. now that disgusting.

WhoAmI 04-10-07 09:47 AM

lmfaooo @ aphillyate the guy literally took the words outta my mouth hahahaha

chip 04-10-07 10:36 AM

my g/f was on the chubby side, and i liked her a lot, but couldn't bring myself to have sex w/ her, because i respected her, and wanted to wait til we got to know each other better, and even if i didn't she'd always get in that mood when i didn't have a condom, and she wouldn't take birth control... anyways ol' girl dumps me for this ugly scrawny white boy who apparently fucks her regularly... sometimes i envy guys like the ppl that posted in this thread, some girls need an asshole...

Clokworx 04-10-07 01:34 PM

lol, assholes are around this world, and as one of them, girls do need them.


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