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Old 04-08-07, 11:04 PM   #1
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is your gf fat?

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If your girlfriend is getting a little to big for you and you want her to lose weight tell her to run 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night for 7 days,then at the end of the week that fat bitch will be 42 miles away from you.
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Old 04-08-07, 11:16 PM   #2
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ha, yeah my last girlfriend was big and crazy. bitch was way to fucking clingy, i wanted to chop my fucking head off. broke up with that bitch on her birthday. she was devistated....oh well
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Old 04-09-07, 12:03 AM   #3
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lmfao!!!!, i sure hope i never date a fat bitch hahaha.
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Old 04-09-07, 12:06 AM   #4
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totally turns you off when you get naked. kinda sad. but they need love too ya know.
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Old 04-09-07, 12:11 AM   #5
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I got a fat girlfriend......



......don't tell my wife
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Old 04-09-07, 12:21 AM   #6
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hahahahahaha... hows that goin
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Old 04-09-07, 12:22 AM   #7
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fat? fuck that.....i only weigh 200lbs....bitch weighs more then 110 it aint happening...
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Old 04-09-07, 12:24 AM   #8
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damn man, thats rare findin a girl like that. props to you for that, id be lucky to find a girl like 120, there are some around where i live like 105 and shit under 110, but damn
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Old 04-09-07, 03:29 AM   #9
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r you kidding me? where do you live? Mcdonalds?
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Old 04-09-07, 03:57 AM   #10
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what are you supposed to tell fat boys? (considering the fact that I am a female, and I've yet to attempt a relationship with a fat female.)
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Old 04-09-07, 04:10 AM   #11
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tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.
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Old 04-09-07, 04:17 AM   #12
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tell that fat mother fucker to work out n stop being a fat p.o.s.



But then he'll beat me

I just can't win
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Old 04-09-07, 05:44 AM   #13
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I like fat bitches...fat ass bitches...slim waste..

if you from the hood you kno mos these bitches overweight anyway..but that's cool...but if u talkin about rlly fat hoes...then fo sho i'd never go out wit her.
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Old 04-09-07, 03:27 PM   #14
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what are you supposed to tell fat boys?

Make him a sandwich and remind him how great he is.
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Old 04-09-07, 03:56 PM   #15
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I once tried to trick my girlfreind into losign weight by rollerblading with me.....needless to say it didnt work.....and I had to cheat
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