Best Punchline You Have Read/Heard?
 

What Is The Best Punchline
That You Have Read/Heard
Just Interested In What You
People Really Know About A
Dope Punchline, Also Intrested
To Read Some...........................

wow....^ ur a good rapper i wish i could be like u!!!...........PLAYED THREAD.............1

Hardest Hitting Punch In X's Career lol

Your My Hero

I Am Ill...But Yet My Name Aint Will

-Tha Ill Pimp

You Hvae Too Much Greed You Need To Bleed

-Smokedapot

These are some lines I read by "J.Dubya" the new guy (not J~Dubya).

These lines are from his battle with A~Young~Gunner:
Time for a lesson in Rapology, take a seat/Put your verse on the street but it aint concrete//

You a slave so here the shovel, dig ur grave/Stuck ur head in the ocean but no brain wave//

You release so much waste, like pissin in stalls/Even as a b-ball coach you wouldn't have balls//

Call yourself a pimp because of your clothes/Tie girls to a rope, the only way u could pull hoes//

I left you in the dust when you were chasin my verse/You still couldn't back your shit up if you spit in reverse//


These lines are from his battle with 2hot2handle:
You got punctured lines, watch as they deflate/
Couldn't take me lb for lb, if you had Fat Joe's weight// (lb = pound)


These lines are from his battle with shockthaworld:
Watch the gauge raise on my rage like an animal caged/
I'll rock you so hard, you'll think this was the stone age//

My words are so tight, they haven't yet been uncurled/
you could blow earth up, but still wouldn't shockthaworld//

This aint a debate-this is your fate, there's no time to wait/
your flow had no pound, how can you be a heavy weight?//

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wow....^ ur a good rapper i wish i could be like u!!!...........PLAYED THREAD.............1

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U sarcastic Bastid....but thank u anyways lol..

everyone of those where played as basketball in the ghetto

You Sir, Are A Newbie Who Should Be Banned And Shot In The Face...

Good Day :)

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PS: Am I The Only One Who Suspects Rea-T= J-Dubya?

"If You Don't Like My Style, You Have The Wrong Taste".... :rolleyes:

Its As Good As A Punchline... Haha

"Make My Job Easier. Jump In A Body Bag" - Me just now...cuz I'm bored. :p

HHAP sucks ass, they have the same stretched bar, quoted wordplay style that other sites had back in '97, lol. .

"your not One in a Million cuz your followed by hundreads of Zero's!" - Storm G

MOST OF BIG L'S SHIT WAS SICK PUNCHLINES.. ALSO EMINEM AND RASS KASS GOT NICE PUNCHLINES TOO

TIGHTEST SHIT FROM BIG L - "MY GAME IS VICIOUS AND CRUEL/ FUCKIN CHICKS IS A RULE/ IF MY GIRL THINK IM LOYAL THEN THAT BITCH IS A FOOL

Here's some from a guy named Nuclear Weaponz, he was tha one that tol' me to go to this site to elevate.

"Like old ladies falling down stairs I'm prone to TRIP OUT and BUST-from-da-HIP //
Wearing ya momma's 'HOOK UP BRA' and breaking it is the only time you've 'BUST'-ED-A-CLIP //"

"You're under me, it's sad that you can't even top the wack//
Friends?? hell naw, I'll rip your spine out, to show I got your back//"

"This shit's more then a mismatch, you're "UNDER ARMMED", so your HOLSTER'S fit, your rap career's like a "LIMO" wit no driver, you've got nothin to "CHAUFFEUR" it/2"

"I got punches to blast you, cause I molded your style like statues, i'll cover my mouth when I "SNEEZE" & then direct punchlines "AT'CHU"/4"


They're hott^^^

No Their Not..

Away With You Herblet

LMAO @^^^. Who tha fuck are you, if thats your original name then your no one special. Your a herblet or watever you just called me.....biaaaaaatchhhh
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Bossman I love the sig. Very...um...creative? Incitful?

the best and funniest punch line ever... it should be in rb legends!

Mane, ever time i make a new fuckin name my old peeps/acquaintances be hatin on me. Whuts da deal wid that? Yea i know da sig is wack, its just temporary untill i get back on me feet and get a new crew since all da MM heads bounced. I'm not letting my personals be revealed anymore cuz i turned to a newb over da last few months and cant even spit anymore :(
~1~

"I know this fuck ain't Jewish cuz his style just dosen't cut it"

Thats prob'ly my best punchline to date

SORRY BUT THIS IS WATY TOO PLAYED............................................ .....agree with xecution on this one........lol

just too dam many to choose from...... i'm hit u up later
holla

Threads like these are a Biters Heaven.

I'm dissing you to fast, slow track, or no track/
If ya shit wasn't so wack, I'd diss you to yo track//

-Masta Ace


Dope . . .

^^^

I remember MT posting that line the first time this thread was around...

God its played....

Hmmmmm. i got some of the greatestsssss ever,


"Your girlfriends not fat she's just havin my child"

"make you my bitch and make your mom make me sandwiches"

--1-

this thread is played like whoa

thats cause its dope . . . dont hate . . . :eek:



I'll post it again if I have to.

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Face
Last Time You Heard WV is Dope..It Was A Self Esteem Buildin Tape - Me

Lines More Played Than "Its Rainin Men" On Ur Stereo - Me

Not a Punchline..But By Far The Best Line Ive Ever Heard

Sydistikation Dont Remember Me..Il Run Ya Brain Around The Block Yo Jog Ya fuckin Memory - Eminem..Hate..I Give No Fuck

^ Thats Not Even A Punch, Its Just Wordplay.

i spit flames at ya grill causin ya face to melt,
like an orthodonist with phucked up teeth so you betta "brace yaself".

i dont recall where it came from

" im like 'virgin stewardesses', i jus dont give a 'flyin fuk' "

how many times has a thread such as this been made, about umm lets see 1 every 2 wks..............................

best punchlien

this thread is made, it is quite played

oh ever doper

as a matter of fact this thread is wack

Ill Keep Ur Cypher Goin...

matter of fact this thread is wack

U Been Here For 3 Weeks, How Do U Know That

word lol i was just about to say that...

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Deacons Registered Feb. 2003 So His Opinion Is Irrelevent.

I deserve a label.

dunno where I heard this one

(reference about being a blood)blah blah blah fight
You can be superman, cuz u aint touchin a krypt-tonite

I forget the set up but that was one of the best punches I heard, I think it mighta been bitten cuz the guy who wrote it still lost the battle

here one by me

Your career CHOKED(died) now you’re layin n(in) ya COUGHIN-(coffin)-

2 pac-i aint no killer so dont push me reveenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy

none of them lines are even close!!..BLAH @ THIS THREAD!!

"RB kids think I fell off, but here's something that's true
They ignore the fact that if I fell, I'd only land on you."
-Quotient