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Old 09-14-03, 09:46 AM   #1
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Best Punchline You Have Read/Heard?

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What Is The Best Punchline
That You Have Read/Heard
Just Interested In What You
People Really Know About A
Dope Punchline, Also Intrested
To Read Some...........................
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Old 09-14-03, 01:36 PM   #2
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Go this was a punchline from this kat on HHAP...

His name is Logic..Oh yes in this is an example on an iLL punch..with complexity...and funny as well..


Logic_4dub... "I'll never break - me n' phob got more 'Answers for Sick Lines' - than calls that Medics Take
for heavens sake -.. these dudes are Phoney-BelowKnees..... like 'Prosthetic Legs"

^ That was sick....

Here is two by me..

"Just-N-Case Ur partner Midas is a Fag - Im warning you the M.I.C U use loves to place it's Cord into it's Handlers Ass"

and this one..

"...Like Suicide and Saggy Testicales im hanging these two Busted Nutts out to DRY..." By me again ... < I thought this one was funny as heck but some peeps didn't realize...lol

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Old 09-14-03, 01:54 PM   #3
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wow....^ ur a good rapper i wish i could be like u!!!...........PLAYED THREAD.............1
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Old 09-14-03, 02:34 PM   #4
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wow....^ ur a good rapper i wish i could be like u!!!...........PLAYED THREAD.............1


Hardest Hitting Punch In X's Career lol

Your My Hero
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Old 09-14-03, 02:56 PM   #5
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I Am Ill...But Yet My Name Aint Will

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Old 09-14-03, 03:50 PM   #6
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These are some lines I read by "J.Dubya" the new guy (not J~Dubya).

These lines are from his battle with A~Young~Gunner:
Time for a lesson in Rapology, take a seat/Put your verse on the street but it aint concrete//

You a slave so here the shovel, dig ur grave/Stuck ur head in the ocean but no brain wave//

You release so much waste, like pissin in stalls/Even as a b-ball coach you wouldn't have balls//

Call yourself a pimp because of your clothes/Tie girls to a rope, the only way u could pull hoes//

I left you in the dust when you were chasin my verse/You still couldn't back your shit up if you spit in reverse//


These lines are from his battle with 2hot2handle:
You got punctured lines, watch as they deflate/
Couldn't take me lb for lb, if you had Fat Joe's weight// (lb = pound)


These lines are from his battle with shockthaworld:
Watch the gauge raise on my rage like an animal caged/
I'll rock you so hard, you'll think this was the stone age//

My words are so tight, they haven't yet been uncurled/
you could blow earth up, but still wouldn't shockthaworld//

This aint a debate-this is your fate, there's no time to wait/
your flow had no pound, how can you be a heavy weight?//
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Old 09-14-03, 05:19 PM   #7
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wow....^ ur a good rapper i wish i could be like u!!!...........PLAYED THREAD.............1

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U sarcastic Bastid....but thank u anyways lol..

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Old 09-14-03, 08:58 PM   #8
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These are some lines I read by "J.Dubya" the new guy (not J~Dubya).

These lines are from his battle with A~Young~Gunner:
Time for a lesson in Rapology, take a seat/Put your verse on the street but it aint concrete//

You a slave so here the shovel, dig ur grave/Stuck ur head in the ocean but no brain wave//

You release so much waste, like pissin in stalls/Even as a b-ball coach you wouldn't have balls//

Call yourself a pimp because of your clothes/Tie girls to a rope, the only way u could pull hoes//

I left you in the dust when you were chasin my verse/You still couldn't back your shit up if you spit in reverse//


These lines are from his battle with 2hot2handle:
You got punctured lines, watch as they deflate/
Couldn't take me lb for lb, if you had Fat Joe's weight// (lb = pound)


These lines are from his battle with shockthaworld:
Watch the gauge raise on my rage like an animal caged/
I'll rock you so hard, you'll think this was the stone age//

My words are so tight, they haven't yet been uncurled/
you could blow earth up, but still wouldn't shockthaworld//

This aint a debate-this is your fate, there's no time to wait/
your flow had no pound, how can you be a heavy weight?//


everyone of those where played as basketball in the ghetto

You Sir, Are A Newbie Who Should Be Banned And Shot In The Face...

Good Day

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PS: Am I The Only One Who Suspects Rea-T= J-Dubya?
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Old 09-15-03, 09:47 AM   #9
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"If You Don't Like My Style, You Have The Wrong Taste"....

Its As Good As A Punchline... Haha
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Old 09-15-03, 09:51 AM   #10
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Old 09-15-03, 11:01 AM   #11
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HHAP sucks ass, they have the same stretched bar, quoted wordplay style that other sites had back in '97, lol. .

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Old 09-15-03, 05:02 PM   #12
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MOST OF BIG L'S SHIT WAS SICK PUNCHLINES.. ALSO EMINEM AND RASS KASS GOT NICE PUNCHLINES TOO

TIGHTEST SHIT FROM BIG L - "MY GAME IS VICIOUS AND CRUEL/ FUCKIN CHICKS IS A RULE/ IF MY GIRL THINK IM LOYAL THEN THAT BITCH IS A FOOL
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Old 09-18-03, 04:56 PM   #13
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Here's some from a guy named Nuclear Weaponz, he was tha one that tol' me to go to this site to elevate.

"Like old ladies falling down stairs I'm prone to TRIP OUT and BUST-from-da-HIP //
Wearing ya momma's 'HOOK UP BRA' and breaking it is the only time you've 'BUST'-ED-A-CLIP //"

"You're under me, it's sad that you can't even top the wack//
Friends?? hell naw, I'll rip your spine out, to show I got your back//"

"This shit's more then a mismatch, you're "UNDER ARMMED", so your HOLSTER'S fit, your rap career's like a "LIMO" wit no driver, you've got nothin to "CHAUFFEUR" it/2"

"I got punches to blast you, cause I molded your style like statues, i'll cover my mouth when I "SNEEZE" & then direct punchlines "AT'CHU"/4"


They're hott^^^
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Old 09-18-03, 08:33 PM   #14
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No Their Not..

Away With You Herblet
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Old 09-19-03, 12:05 AM   #15
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LMAO @^^^. Who tha fuck are you, if thats your original name then your no one special. Your a herblet or watever you just called me.....biaaaaaatchhhh
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