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Sex Maniac Battle - Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher
 Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Eastern No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = Vote Deduction Swaying = Vote Deduction Must Vote On Four Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Saturday Night New Battles Up Sunday Morning For Full Rules Click Here The aim of this battle is to use sex themed punches. |
check check... 20 correct?
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Aight, check it. When it comes to pussy, I'm a fucking genius. So you need to step back and learn from a fucking SEXUAL GOD!!!
Check it... Man I love sex.. every style, I ain't fussy So fuck punchlines, I'll whip my dick out 'n' penetrate this pussy I'm raw in the bedroom.. my sexual prowess'll compromise ya vision But you'll never see me on top, 'coz I fucking love the cowgirl position My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT! Yeah, this guy has no experience.. you know I ain't lyin' G The only girl who ever got him in the sack.. .. was his mom before she went and dumped him in the sea You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element 'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush.. .. I could be considered a threat to the president Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars 'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores Chicks know I'm the better lay, they don't wanna play wit ure dead cock And they call me fuckin' Fred Flintstone the way I make the bed rock I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually 'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually You can bark, growl and bite.. hell, I heard you licked balls for a while The shit just don't matter when your facin' the king of DOGGY STYLE I'm a sexual god.. so let me just remind.. .. you that if its in the bedroom or not, I WILL TAKE A BITCH FROM BEHIND That's how the real pimps do it. :thumbup: |
Haha iight sooonnnn.... Must be giving ya left hand quite a work out...
Whooaaaa... Wax is so sick... like an Yeast infected cunt But this smeez... Said 'Yea I'll blow Nick' and pulled out a blunt ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey We all know its a lie... when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day... Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater... Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock Ya Sex Drive got one gear... and thats eat her box Unfortunately for her, after foreplay... the shit. just.. stops... Girls say I'm a hard head, I get it up and keep it ready She screaming 'Oh My God OH MY GOD' While im hittin it missionary Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick How the hell you get here? Everything you spits whack And you whole fuckin steez.. is Faker than THIS RACK! :laugh2: Come on maaaannnn.... we all know your not pimp... |
*Bump* this has been open for awhle now >:O
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You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element
'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush.. .. I could be considered a threat to the president --lol, decent Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars 'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores --your best line by far, lol. vs ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole --nice, good nameplay on yourself He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey We all know its a lie... when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day... --ROFL......haha Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater... Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player ---Great, laughed at this too this was a fun battle to read but im scoring it with ace having the two funniest/best punches in the battle...good stuff to both. vote/ace |
Up over no-shows.
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im def gonna have ta go with nick here he just came overall better he stuck ta the subject more yet he still dissed his apponent where as ace just focused on how nick wasnt a pimp instead of the subject............... so in my opinion
vote = nick |
1 vote... to 1 vote
WOW!! This is nail-biting tension I can tell you... |
My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout
Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT! You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element 'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush.. .. I could be considered a threat to the president Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars 'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually 'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually You can bark, growl and bite.. hell, I heard you licked balls for a while The shit just don't matter when your facin' the king of DOGGY STYLE vs. ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey We all know its a lie... when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day... Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater... Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick Hmm, really close battle right here. Some really played lines in this, but also some really funny shit, felt this battle was kinda hit and miss, but a lot of hits and an entertaining read. Tough call here, but after reviewin' shit and readin' this a couple times, I think Ace got it. Vote - Ace |
Bump wtf... you clowns are sleeeepping
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Ace Heratoga wins 2-1.
Ace Heratoga wins. |
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