I'm A Chicken, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
 

Lol, I was bored at the time and eating a chicken sandwich...
....next thing ya know I was keying lines and this is the end product.


Check it, my life is the same shit, it ain’t good lookin’..
..its just hours of the same old fuckin’ kluck-kluck-kluckin’
Orphaned and shit already, mom’s feathers have been plucked..
..and dad got his neck snapped, so he’s completely fucked
But I ain’t no chump, and farmer man can rile me up a bit..
..and he can put me on that post, I ain’t cock-a-doodlin’ shit
Straight from my pen, I don’t come pussy like a sucker..
..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker
Don’t need to front, ain’t no way I’ll end up dead..
..bring all the cleavers ya want, you ain’t takin’ my fuckin’ head
I’ll smash any who wants it, make them fuckers bleed..
..and tell that farmer fool, fetch me my god damn chicken feed
Ya don’t wanna get me pissed, nor chase me round real fast..
..and bring that pitchfork near me, I’ll jam it up your ass
I run the coop around here..farmer don’t test me right..
..he knows, ya fuck with me, I’ll cock-a-doodle all night
See him starin’ at me, come tryin’ to take my girls eggs..
..he ain’t gettin’ shit, I’ll fuckin’ chicken peck his legs
I see his woman crazy at him, always throwin’ fits..
..hell she can come at me to, I’m more than happy to peck her tits
That’s how I roll up in here, it’s all about survival..
..and when farmer tries shit, I just give him the hairy eyeball
But he gone keep on comin’ cuz he’s out to get me..
..if only I had hands bitch, I’d snap your fuckin’ neck G
Ya bitch ass wants to walk by, ya best not throw a look my way..
..cuz you ain’t servin’ me for Christmas, or any other holiday
I may walk on spindly legs, my head may have a twitch..
..but you come at me sideways, I’ll peck ya eyes out bitch!!



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lmlo @ the chicken being gangsta....pecking tits and doodling cocks, roflfllflf, this was illy...and i'm most DEFINATELY not messing with another chickin in my lifetime

good read, cheered me up

lmao this was actually pretty damn tight
even when i was an egg i was a hard boiled motherfucker dope shit lol
props on this cool vocab wordplay u took the dumbest topic and made ti dope
props

Lmao

Yo this was some funny shit, I thought WTF when I read the topic name...but you did a good job here, great creativity, wittiness and it was all cleverly done and put together...

'..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker'

Structure was good too, it flowed well....was worth the read man

Look out for my written called The Meaning of Death...

Peace

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump dont sleep i will rtf

word, this should be like OM of January and shit....LMFAO!!! :laugh:

Lol *Shakes Head*

You and Flow Intell... You guys think of the wierdest shit to write about. But oddly enough there's always lyrical talent still hidden in the piece undernieth the obserd topics. Lol good job man... Fucking weirdo.

Yeah, we'll leave the in-depth emotional pieces to you and Mentz....:thumbup:

dude that was fucking killer, never thought u could rap bout a OGC (origanal gangster chicken), rofl. that was fucking awsome. i loved it. u should make one with some other farm animal.i truly loved it.

check out my newest please and drop a line its called "lonely at night"

nice shit, keep it up, for real.

S to the Z

LOL Thats dead funny man, but you repeated yourself alot with the I's..