Ode to Cool-Whip
 

An ode to coolwhip - seuss stylez

I got no moneyz to pay the rent
I got no moneyz to to buy my pent

I got no moneyz to take a class
I got no moneyz to give at mass

I got no moneyz to buy new wheels
I got no moneyz to buy my meals

But there is one thing that has kept me ME
And it comes in tubs, and even in fat-free

Oh I can't afford to buy gas heat
Oh I can't afford to spank the meat

Oh I can't afford a simple drink
Like that lemondades datz pink

But then again why would I need
All those finer things for me?

Cool Whip you've kept me ME
Despite all the things that suck for ME

PEACE

wtf lol, don't know to laugh or be embarassed that i am a part of a site where this type of shit is laid down... lmao...

well... to tell you the truth im kinda hyped up on Ovaltine, That shit is the BIZZNIZZZ

lol.........this is a legend by far..

I'm a legend? that's ill.

Im like the fuddamucker loss neck monstar. w0rd

whupass

i dunno whatta say, it isnt what im used to hearin on this site, a bit different, a bit simple in ways.