An ode to coolwhip - seuss stylez

I got no moneyz to pay the rent
I got no moneyz to to buy my pent

I got no moneyz to take a class
I got no moneyz to give at mass

I got no moneyz to buy new wheels
I got no moneyz to buy my meals

But there is one thing that has kept me ME
And it comes in tubs, and even in fat-free

Oh I can't afford to buy gas heat
Oh I can't afford to spank the meat

Oh I can't afford a simple drink
Like that lemondades datz pink

But then again why would I need
All those finer things for me?

Cool Whip you've kept me ME
Despite all the things that suck for ME

PEACE

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