Hello Mello
Gyped up in Miami when Ricky cut them loose/
Aint got that juke'n sauce or that gin n' juice/ He left the game to smoke some of that weed/ He's left in nowhere without his fullback to lead/ Its out of funk and out of style/ Its a mystery like the X-Files/ Left out to dry in the beach in Miami/ Hurricanes hitt'n them hard like Cork Hitting Sammy/ Back to the news and shock about Ricky/ No, wait, lets drop back, talk about Mickey/ Naw, forget it, it's all about the Cubs/ We in the city on 20's rolling on dubs/ Seeing all them lames hanging with scrubs/ Getting drunk n' crunk wit Fitty in the club/ I say rubba-dub-dub, lets fuck in the tub/ I say rubba-dub-dub, lets spank dat srub/ ...One more time big guy/ ...Oh hell no, you didn't call me Bill Nye/ ...Bill Nye the Science Guy/ ...Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill ...Inertia is the property of matter/ ...Science Rules/ Hold the fuck up bitch/ This ain't our song/ Oh shit, who's thong/ What? I thought that was yours/ Plez nigga just bust out the coors/ Whatever, lets get back on the song/ Fly back down to the A-T-L to see my homeboy Dunn/ We was clubb'n and found out he gay, he called me hun/ Up the middle with the HB Dive/ I told you this ain't NBA Live/ In the middle of the field, out comes Mr. Vick/ Getting passed defenders, he runs so slick/ Fuck that Doug Johnson queer, whatta dick/ He caused us the season of 2k3 or was it 2k4/ I dont give a fuck, I just didn't want more/ He threw 900 interceptions in one season/ Thats enough isn't it? its only one reason/ Begging for mercy, he just wanted please'n/ ''Ok'' said Jim Mora...Really?..''Nah im just tease'n/ Cut from the team and sent out of the the Falcons organization/ Like his buddy ol' pal Kurt Kittner they now got pelvic inflammation/ How about them Colts in Indiana/ Its cold up there...Wheres Santa/ There's Manning and Harrison and Wayne and James/ Pollard and Stockley and...wait, they all lames/ But do you know them all/ There most famous coach of them all/ Rudolph the rednose raindeer, raindeer/ Had a very shiny nose/ ...Hold the fuck up dayum... ...Who keeps switching songs... ...Lets get back... Oh shit who's trojan/ Oh thats Mr. Sojin/ Ewww, that 60 year still have sex/ Now he just likes the tightness of his cervix/ Anyways lets get back on track/ Took a train to Minnisota/ Met my nigga Yoda/ I asked him, ''Hows Mr. Randy/ ''Well sir, he's just dandy/ We can criss-cross like Randy Moss/ We's a big fella, he's a hoss Touchdown! Vikings/ The game is now over/ Hey man its a 4-leaf-clover POST UP UR THOUGHTS :thumbup: |
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hahaha funny piece, and very interesting, I've never read something like this so its kind of hard to give my opinion or criticism, I liked it though, funny lines and pretty good flow, hahaTook a train to Minnisota/
Met my nigga Yoda/ I asked him, ''Hows Mr. Randy/ ''Well sir, he's just dandy/ We can criss-cross like Randy Moss/ We's a big fella, he's a hoss Nice, I guess my criticism is elevate your vocabularity a bit, but otherwise good drop :) |
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