Gyped up in Miami when Ricky cut them loose/
Aint got that juke'n sauce or that gin n' juice/
He left the game to smoke some of that weed/
He's left in nowhere without his fullback to lead/
Its out of funk and out of style/
Its a mystery like the X-Files/

Left out to dry in the beach in Miami/
Hurricanes hitt'n them hard like Cork Hitting Sammy/
Back to the news and shock about Ricky/
No, wait, lets drop back, talk about Mickey/
Naw, forget it, it's all about the Cubs/
We in the city on 20's rolling on dubs/
Seeing all them lames hanging with scrubs/
Getting drunk n' crunk wit Fitty in the club/
I say rubba-dub-dub, lets fuck in the tub/
I say rubba-dub-dub, lets spank dat srub/
...One more time big guy/
...Oh hell no, you didn't call me Bill Nye/
...Bill Nye the Science Guy/
...Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
...Inertia is the property of matter/
...Science Rules/
Hold the fuck up bitch/
This ain't our song/
Oh shit, who's thong/
What? I thought that was yours/
Plez nigga just bust out the coors/
Whatever, lets get back on the song/

Fly back down to the A-T-L to see my homeboy Dunn/
We was clubb'n and found out he gay, he called me hun/
Up the middle with the HB Dive/
I told you this ain't NBA Live/

In the middle of the field, out comes Mr. Vick/
Getting passed defenders, he runs so slick/
Fuck that Doug Johnson queer, whatta dick/

He caused us the season of 2k3 or was it 2k4/
I dont give a fuck, I just didn't want more/
He threw 900 interceptions in one season/
Thats enough isn't it? its only one reason/
Begging for mercy, he just wanted please'n/
''Ok'' said Jim Mora...Really?..''Nah im just tease'n/
Cut from the team and sent out of the the Falcons organization/
Like his buddy ol' pal Kurt Kittner they now got pelvic inflammation/

How about them Colts in Indiana/
Its cold up there...Wheres Santa/
There's Manning and Harrison and Wayne and James/
Pollard and Stockley and...wait, they all lames/
But do you know them all/
There most famous coach of them all/
Rudolph the rednose raindeer, raindeer/
Had a very shiny nose/
...Hold the fuck up dayum...
...Who keeps switching songs...
...Lets get back...
Oh shit who's trojan/
Oh thats Mr. Sojin/
Ewww, that 60 year still have sex/
Now he just likes the tightness of his cervix/
Anyways lets get back on track/

Took a train to Minnisota/
Met my nigga Yoda/
I asked him, ''Hows Mr. Randy/
''Well sir, he's just dandy/
We can criss-cross like Randy Moss/
We's a big fella, he's a hoss
Touchdown! Vikings/
The game is now over/
Hey man its a 4-leaf-clover


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