Joke Rap (5 min freestyle)
 

(Basically I was listenin to Marques Houston - That Girl part I and I was inspired to do this haha.....did it in 5 mins...holla back)

I was in the club, gettin my drink on,
Then this girl came over with her mink on,
She said "Do you wanna dance all night"
I said "I got a girl but thats allright"
We was jus dancing, it was innocent,
I said I had to go, but she werent hearin it,
We 1,2 stepped, 1,2, many times,
Next thing u knw, we were on the grind,
Then she kissed me *oohps* *whoopsie*
I only kissed back cos I was too damn tipsy,
She then told me she had no where to go,
And I aint someone to leave her in the cold,
So we were at the crib and I didnt knw what to do,
Then she said "Come to the bed, Ill show u a thing or 2"
She showed me moves karma sutra didnt have,
Then u showed up and I ran away fast,
Then I cracked up thinkin it was funny,
But I left that bitch with all my money,

uppin.............