Wrestling Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. Appocolyptik vs. So.Rell
 

I wanted to be Goldberg but whatever, The Rock is equally cool. Good luck fellas.

40 lines total, 20 lines on each.If you want less then please say so ASAP.

I was going to be Triple H... but forget changing wrestlers now. I'm going 40 lines total to.... so So.Rell, you have been outnumbered 2-to-1 for the line limit.

Good luck to the both of you. As for our beef, I was only upping it for our battle... but now this is wrestling match, I guess it was pointless. WE ARE COOL!! :thumbup:

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Them links....

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228916
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228901
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228904
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228914
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=228899

Fuck, I guess 40 Lines!

Once again, I'll go first...

Firstly though, this is just in case you don't get some of the punches.... most are easy to know, but others are not unless you are a wrestling fan.

THE ROCK
The Rock’s father and grandfather were both in wrestling, he is also related to Rikishi (aka Fatu), Yokozuna, Umaga (aka Jamal), Rosey (who tagged with Jamal before, and the Hurricane)… and some others. Oh and he also lost to Goldberg (ME) at Backlash one year.

AUSTIN
Stone Cold used to be known as "The Ringmaster". He lost to Vince McMahon in the Royal Rumble 1999. And finally, he got arrested for abusing his wife Debra.

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Now, on with the match....

APPOCOLYPTIK (aka THE ROCK)

This is a bit one-sided don’t ya think. . kid, I’ll easily rape ya. .
I asked for some competition, what do I get ?
. . the fucking guy who got owned by Brendan Fraser!
Don’t test me player. . ya careers wack, while my shit hits. .
So kid, welcome to the jungle – where you got owned by a bunch of midgets!
.
.
Bitch, you should hang ya head in shame, cause ure acting sucks, truly. .
Whilst I’m known for walking tall. .
. .ure just known for making it a shitty movie.
I left the WWE, it’s an inbreeding program. . I ain’t frontin’ see. .
Just look at this motherfucker, he’s related to half the fucking company.
Yeh Dwayne, I’ll take on ure family. . beat on all you suckers
And ure chances will be slim, because the rest of ‘em are fat motherfuckers.
But this dude has got this match. . ain’t no way I can stop ‘em
I mean damn, the match is just underway and he’s already hit Rock Bottom.
Ure nothing Dwayne, and wackness is what ure game is,
I’d say introduce ureself, but. .
. . IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!
I’ll hit you with the spear, the jackhammer… beat you till ure spent
And I’d be afraid of the backlash, if I hadn’t already owned you at that event.
Stepping into the ring with me. Kid, you won’t fucking last. .
Cause I’ve got a sweet tooth – and I’m rippin’ through ure candy ass!
Now I’m done. . and you can throw the victory in my direction,
As I shove my foot so far down ya mouth. .
. .it’ll reunite the rock and sock connection!!


SO.RELL (aka STONE COLD)

You ain’t the Texas Rattlesnake, ure just a wannabe freak
I mean how am I battling Austin – he fucking signed out last week!
Tough S.O.B. my ass. . my weak punches are enough to kill. .
And that’s the bottom line. . which ironically is also above ure skill!
.
.
No jokes now Steve. . I’ve got a massive beating to give
So y’all can watch me beat The Ringmaster. .
. .and all the hobbits he hangs out with!
Austin’s a lazy bitch. . so I’ll be whoopin’ him fast. .
I mean even his finishing move ends with him sitting on his ass!
I’m coming at you full force. . and Steve you ain’t hittin’ me
So you better brace ureself, and I don’t mean fixing ure crippled knee.
Fucking bald bitch. . I’m making this jew fall. .
. .and it’ll be like playing pool the way I’m striking this cue ball.
Know ure worthless. . a man WWE knew they shudn’t have hired
I mean Austin 3:16. .
. .is probably close to the amount of times you’ve been fired.
I’ll own you bitch. . ure talent ain’t even close to mine. .
So know I’ll beat you in this Rumble. . like McMahon did in ‘99
Wack motherfucker. . you’ve been a pussy ure whole life
But Austin is known to own bitches – when it comes to beating his wife.
I’m a nice guy really. . but I’m gonna beat ya ‘n’ get the 1..2..3 yo
I just wanna say sorry. .
. . that I have to own a guy who looks like he’s on chemo!

Facts in case you didn't know anything about wrestling.

Goldberg: Starting out as Bill Gold, he quickly became known as Goldberg. He has a son, Gage A.J. Goldberg. When WWE bought out WCW he didn't get offered a contract. He is also Jewish, an animal rights advocate and an ASPCA spokesperson.

Steve Austin: Well known for being fired a lot, he had to retire after suffering several chronic injuries, most notably a neck injury after being run over by Rikishi and Tripple H.

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You dominated that guy, it's something that didn't leave doubt
But why were you still in that position 10 minutes after the 3 count?
And the fact you're beefy doesn't make you the meanest
Cause yeah you have HUGE muscles... to compensate for your penis!
Know your role bitch, cause The Rocks wreckin ya worse
I'd obliterate your entire people... if Hitler didn't get to them first
I'll beat you with ease, it's something that's good to believe
Cause I'm overpowering a bitch like the way your son was conceived
Fuck can you rap bitch, it's a joke seeing your street rhymes
I'd beat you with Hart... but he's already K.O'd you THREE times!
Your animal image sucks and your winnin streak ain't causin fears
Cause why you proud being best in a business WE's whored for years?
So keep campaigning for wildlife, your still fucking worthless dude
Cause even if we see an animal right...
...it'd come with a harder verse than you!
You missed The Invasion and WE got you booted
So how did it feel being the ONLY WCW star that wasn't recruited?
Yeah you beat me at Backclash n' the whole show was cost
Cause I was shooting 3 films, had a torn hamstring...
...And you STILL almost lost
You made NOTHING from wrestling so I'll leave u smacked up n' choked
Cause how the fuck are you gonna Bill Gold when you're practically broke?



Fucking NEANDERTHAL, you're hideous, weak and boneless
With such a bum chin that your jaw could be a refuge for the homeless
I'll rip on your ugly face, and beat you with the most ease
You got bags under your eyes so big I could use them to carry groceries
Fuck your evil eyes, and don't go feeling like a mountain
Cause I'll return your stares twice over... and throw you the fuck down them!
Your signatures ridiculous, and I'll leave you fucked with stitches
And how you gonna pull a Stunner...
...When you have trouble with ugly bitches
You got run the fuck over, all part of a whacked plan
So how does it feel having your career ended by a pretty boy and a fat man?
Austins a wife beater, which is a troublesome thing
The man beats more bitches at home than he does in the ring!
Yea I'm hated by fans and the fact they love him is a waste
Cause I've always been a heel... stomping all over Austins face
Your catchphrases are wack, so I'll leave ur recital scratched
I'd look at you from a curt angle...
...But he already whored you in the title match
Ya trunks are ridiculous, don’t even come with a fight man
So Y Front? Your ranks always been underwear I am
No wonder you can’t keep ya job, you’re a fag loose on the beer
I mean you get fired more times in a month than most guns do in a year

Nick and Appo killed this
I'll break it down when i have a free half an hour or so
props
so rell shit was nice too

NICK

Bitch, you should hang ya head in shame, cause ure acting sucks, truly. .
Whilst I’m known for walking tall. .
. .ure just known for making it a shitty movie.
I left the WWE, it’s an inbreeding program. . I ain’t frontin’ see. .
Just look at this motherfucker, he’s related to half the fucking company.
Yeh Dwayne, I’ll take on ure family. . beat on all you suckers
And ure chances will be slim, because the rest of ‘em are fat motherfuckers.
But this dude has got this match. . ain’t no way I can stop ‘em
I mean damn, the match is just underway and he’s already hit Rock Bottom.
Ure nothing Dwayne, and wackness is what ure game is,
I’d say introduce ureself, but. .
. . IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!
Stepping into the ring with me. Kid, you won’t fucking last. .
Cause I’ve got a sweet tooth – and I’m rippin’ through ure candy ass!
You ain’t the Texas Rattlesnake, ure just a wannabe freak
I mean how am I battling Austin – he fucking signed out last week!
Tough S.O.B. my ass. . my weak punches are enough to kill. .
And that’s the bottom line. . which ironically is also above ure skill!
I’m coming at you full force. . and Steve you ain’t hittin’ me
So you better brace ureself, and I don’t mean fixing ure crippled knee.
Fucking bald bitch. . I’m making this jew fall. .
. .and it’ll be like playing pool the way I’m striking this cue ball.
Know ure worthless. . a man WWE knew they shudn’t have hired
I mean Austin 3:16. .
. .is probably close to the amount of times you’ve been fired.
I’ll own you bitch. . ure talent ain’t even close to mine. .
So know I’ll beat you in this Rumble. . like McMahon did in ‘99
Wack motherfucker. . you’ve been a pussy ure whole life
But Austin is known to own bitches – when it comes to beating his wife.
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VS

RELL

Read the subtitle, cause it Clearly describes that bold face.
Mutten Chops, Geri Curl, Silk shirt....
My only question is how can a wrestler look SO Gay?
Add Appoc and Rock, What you got? One weak head.
And seeing is how your Rock Bottom sums up all your Street Cred.
Throw this bitch out the ring, Rocks golden for hope.
He's a vet, but I lost count on how many times I had to show him the ropes.
You can't win. so you might as well start stumblin away.
'Cause the way the Odds are against you...
The punches will probably do a fucking Number on your face.
I open Can of what your cookin...I'm sarcastic too.
Cause the punches that you threw had me react like...phew.
How can Goldberg talk about hair loss, that's too gay.
Don't confuse that for a Dog - Ngga that's a toupee
Words will hurt dude - Basically he's toned and scared.
Yea I got arrested...
but didn't you get your ass kicked by convicts in the Longest Yard?
Knuckles buckle your grill, shells beam your ass.
Lights out cause I'll Bill, Goldberg for everything he has.
My Fist are Top Gun mainly teeth seeking.
You talk real big, but have you ever beat me?
18

VS

APO

You dominated that guy, it's something that didn't leave doubt
But why were you still in that position 10 minutes after the 3 count?
And the fact you're beefy doesn't make you the meanest
Cause yeah you have HUGE muscles... to compensate for your penis!
Know your role bitch, cause The Rocks wreckin ya worse
I'd obliterate your entire people... if Hitler didn't get to them first
I'll beat you with ease, it's something that's good to believe
Cause I'm overpowering a bitch like the way your son was conceived
Fuck can you rap bitch, it's a joke seeing your street rhymes
I'd beat you with Hart... but he's already K.O'd you THREE times!
Your animal image sucks and your winnin streak ain't causin fears
Cause why you proud being best in a business WE's whored for years?
So keep campaigning for wildlife, your still fucking worthless dude
Cause even if we see an animal right...
...it'd come with a harder verse than you!
Yeah you beat me at Backclash n' the whole show was cost
Cause I was shooting 3 films, had a torn hamstring...
...And you STILL almost lost
You made NOTHING from wrestling so I'll leave u smacked up n' choked
Cause how the fuck are you gonna Bill Gold when you're practically broke?
Fucking NEANDERTHAL, you're hideous, weak and boneless
With such a bum chin that your jaw could be a refuge for the homeless
I'll rip on your ugly face, and beat you with the most ease
You got bags under your eyes so big I could use them to carry groceries
Your signatures ridiculous, and I'll leave you fucked with stitches
And how you gonna pull a Stunner...
...When you have trouble with ugly bitches
You got run the fuck over, all part of a whacked plan
So how does it feel having your career ended by a pretty boy and a fat man?
Austins a wife beater, which is a troublesome thing
The man beats more bitches at home than he does in the ring!
Your catchphrases are wack, so I'll leave ur recital scratched
I'd look at you from a curt angle...
...But he already whored you in the title match
Ya trunks are ridiculous, don’t even come with a fight man
So Y Front? Your ranks always been underwear I am
No wonder you can’t keep ya job, you’re a fag loose on the beer
I mean you get fired more times in a month than most guns do in a year

38

Wow, i ma not have understood some punches here and there but apo fucking killed this.
Nearly evereyline was dope or clever, he defo took this to me.

V./ Apo

Thank you for voting Daubs, this was a monstrously big battle and reading it must have taken a lot of time and energy. Anyone who votes in this battle I'll leave a fair vote in theirs for appreciation.

Awesome battle guys, thanks for making this as good as it was.

aiight:

NICK:
Bitch, you should hang ya head in shame, cause ure acting sucks, truly. .
Whilst I’m known for walking tall. .
. .ure just known for making it a shitty movie.
I’ll hit you with the spear, the jackhammer… beat you till ure spent
And I’d be afraid of the backlash, if I hadn’t already owned you at that event.
You ain’t the Texas Rattlesnake, ure just a wannabe freak
I mean how am I battling Austin – he fucking signed out last week!
Austin’s a lazy bitch. . so I’ll be whoopin’ him fast. .
I mean even his finishing move ends with him sitting on his ass!
I’m coming at you full force. . and Steve you ain’t hittin’ me
So you better brace ureself, and I don’t mean fixing ure crippled knee.
Fucking bald bitch. . I’m making this jew fall. .
. .and it’ll be like playing pool the way I’m striking this cue ball.
. .and itKnow ure worthless. . a man WWE knew they shudn’t have hired
I mean Austin 3:16. .
. .is probably close to the amount of times you’ve been fired.
I’m a nice guy really. . but I’m gonna beat ya ‘n’ get the 1..2..3 yo
I just wanna say sorry. .
. . that I have to own a guy who looks like he’s on chemo!
(16)

v.s


So Rell:

Add Appoc and Rock, What you got? One weak head.
And seeing is how your Rock Bottom sums up all your Street Cred.
Words will hurt dude - Basically he's toned and scared.
Yea I got arrested...
but didn't you get your ass kicked by convicts in the Longest Yard?
(4)

v.s

APo:

You dominated that guy, it's something that didn't leave doubt
But why were you still in that position 10 minutes after the 3 count?
I'dYeah you beat me at Backclash n' the whole show was cost
Cause I was shooting 3 films, had a torn hamstring...
...And you STILL almost lost
uck can you rap bitch, it's a joke seeing your street rhymes
I'd beat you with Hart... but he's already K.O'd you THREE times!
I'll rip on your ugly face, and beat you with the most ease
You got bags under your eyes so big I could use them to carry groceries
Your signatures ridiculous, and I'll leave you fucked with stitches
And how you gonna pull a Stunner...
...When you have trouble with ugly bitches
Your catchphrases are wack, so I'll leave ur recital scratched
I'd look at you from a curt angle...
...But he already whored you in the title match
No wonder you can’t keep ya job, you’re a fag loose on the beer
I mean you get fired more times in a month than most guns do in a year
(14)

OVerall:
this was a really dope battle. Nick and apo had dope verses while so rell's was ehh. should of really been a one on one between nick and apo. classic shit tho.

Austin’s a lazy bitch. . so I’ll be whoopin’ him fast. .
I mean even his finishing move ends with him sitting on his ass!

^prolly my fav line of battle.

good shit tho. overall. keep it up.

v/Nick

Yea I felt real out of place in this, don't reeally do the whole wrestling thing...I was just up for the UK vs. US battle

It would have been near impossible to do 40 personal lines against a country, that's why me and Nick made it a wrestling battle. Personals + Pic disses.

Nice verses from both. :thumbup:

So score is....

Nick - 1
Apo - 1
Rell - 0

nick fletcher

fav lines ...im doing like other people for this battle


This is a bit one-sided don’t ya think. . kid, I’ll easily rape ya. .
I asked for some competition, what do I get ?
. . the fucking guy who got owned by Brendan Fraser!

Bitch, you should hang ya head in shame, cause ure acting sucks, truly. .
Whilst I’m known for walking tall. .
. .ure just known for making it a shitty movie.


I’ll hit you with the spear, the jackhammer… beat you till ure spent
And I’d be afraid of the backlash, if I hadn’t already owned you at that event.


Tough S.O.B. my ass. . my weak punches are enough to kill. .
And that’s the bottom line. . which ironically is also above ure skill!
.
.
Austin’s a lazy bitch. . so I’ll be whoopin’ him fast. .
I mean even his finishing move ends with him sitting on his ass!
I’m coming at you full force. . and Steve you ain’t hittin’ me
So you better brace ureself, and I don’t mean fixing ure crippled knee.
Fucking bald bitch. . I’m making this jew fall. .
. .and it’ll be like playing pool the way I’m striking this cue ball.
Know ure worthless. . a man WWE knew they shudn’t have hired
I mean Austin 3:16. .
. .is probably close to the amount of times you’ve been fired.

Wack motherfucker. . you’ve been a pussy ure whole life
But Austin is known to own bitches – when it comes to beating his wife.
I’m a nice guy really. . but I’m gonna beat ya ‘n’ get the 1..2..3 yo
I just wanna say sorry. .
. . that I have to own a guy who looks like he’s on chemo!

^^lol fucking murdered austin lol

(10 bars)


So Rell


These two doods are here? Oh i get it now clueless is clear.
Your drops are so Rundown, and Ironically so is your Movie Career.
Retire from wrestling and Acting...take my word for it you prolly should.
I ain't gone lie that Eyebrow was my initial reaction to Hollywood.

How can Goldberg talk about hair loss, that's too gay.
Don't confuse that for a Dog - Ngga that's a toupee

It's been awhile since you were nice it's distorted sometimes.
If I knock you back you'd still fall short of your prime.

Words will hurt dude - Basically he's toned and scared.
Yea I got arrested...
but didn't you get your ass kicked by convicts in the Longest Yard?

My Fist are Top Gun mainly teeth seeking.
You talk real big, but have you ever beat me?

(6 bars)


Appo

You dominated that guy, it's something that didn't leave doubt
But why were you still in that position 10 minutes after the 3 count?

I'll beat you with ease, it's something that's good to believe
Cause I'm overpowering a bitch like the way your son was conceived

You missed The Invasion and WE got you booted
So how did it feel being the ONLY WCW star that wasn't recruited?
Yeah you beat me at Backclash n' the whole show was cost
Cause I was shooting 3 films, had a torn hamstring...
...And you STILL almost lost

Fucking NEANDERTHAL, you're hideous, weak and boneless
With such a bum chin that your jaw could be a refuge for the homeless

You got run the fuck over, all part of a whacked plan
So how does it feel having your career ended by a pretty boy and a fat man?

Yea I'm hated by fans and the fact they love him is a waste
Cause I've always been a heel... stomping all over Austins face

Ya trunks are ridiculous, don’t even come with a fight man
So Y Front? Your ranks always been underwear I am

(8 bars)


damm close battle...appo came dope wish you both focused on each other...nick fletcher just murder'd austin..so rell was ok...but it woulda been better if it was 1 on 1 ...for more hotter bars...nick fletcher brought it...

vote-nick fletcher