I sit up and stretch....rubbing my eyes with closed fists
When i finally opened 'em, it's like they couldn't get focused
I must be dreaming....none of this shit could be real
Waking up with cartoons? someone must have slipped me a pill
And why the fuck is my alarm clock running away?
Lysol can looking at me like it's got something to spray
Slid out of the bed...ran to the bathroom to take a piss
The toilet smiled at me and started moving to make me miss
Fuck it, I like this world...in the other one I wasn't happy
I used to spit loony tunes, now I'm chilling with bugs and daffy
Yeah, nothing but happiness...laughter around every bend
Imagination's for suckers...I don't even have to pretend
My old self starts to show...I do some shit out of habit
Like hanging with Yogi Bear stealing pic-a-nic baskets
They'll always remember...mad thoughts in a solemn mind
I took the Punisher to school...so he reinacted Columbine
I snuck out the back unscaved...what an insidious plan
Rollin over laughing...'til I saw Yosimitie Sam
There he stood...two smoking barrels, one eye peeled
As I saw the bullets coming I finally remembered.......
......I'M REAL!!!!!

holy shit nice drop, i was feelin that shit
well described E. that was hot
i like all of the describing of the whole situation it was good
keep it up

When you was kid, you always wanted to be in a cartoon right?
Well these are my old dreams of me being inside a real cartoon.
Being a cartoon character, every kid's dream.

the introductory para was a dope indea

Here in this place you know everything's funny
Staring directly in the face of your friend Bugs Bunny
Road Runner and Speedy Gonzalous racing to see who'll win
Hearing Wile E. Coyote. being blown up once again
Calling Marvin the Martian gay for wearing that green dress
Seeing Superman save a Damsel that's in distress
You walk around to explore this whacky toony town
Your frown turns upside down cause you're getting looney now
You wave at the Ninja Turtle as they fight Shredder with Swords
Then glance at Curious George, dance past the 7 Dworves
This whole world you adore, too bad it's not true dude
EWWWW WHATS THATS SMELL? Wait, it's Pepe La PuPu
Ha!, If only I really did live in this outrageous space and time
But,I don't, that doesnt mean I still cant dream of it in my mind


nice drop, good use of cartoons caharacters, but didnt have the deepth and explaintion that engma had

V/enygma

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