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topic:You wake up in an animated world but you are real......

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win loss record 18-19 with 7 k.o's


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Never did a topical......this should be fun.......Checkin in

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omfg
Dirtboy
2 topical battles in a row
I swear you're fuckin gay
checkin in
I hope engyma dont get dick rode
although I do see that coming













BTW
This topic sucks ass

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R.I.P. Bodie

Why do you think I would get dick rode? I mean, I just lost the Championship match and almost lost the one against JPoll.........I never get dick rode. I actually think people vote against me no matter what I put up.......so stop your bitchin and just write some shit up so we can get this over with......Oh, don't worry...I'm not gonna treat this like a regular battle like DirtBoy did last week.....LOL!!!!!

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thank god
you know what egyma
you're kind of cool to be racist
lets be friends

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R.I.P. Bodie

I guess I could hang the hood up for a while.....LOL.

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First topical........

I sit up and stretch....rubbing my eyes with closed fists
When i finally opened 'em, it's like they couldn't get focused
I must be dreaming....none of this shit could be real
Waking up with cartoons? someone must have slipped me a pill
I went to bed alone....no one else on the mattress
So why the fuck am I waking up next to Jessica Rabbit?
And why the fuck is my alarm clock running away?
Lysol can looking at me like it's got something to spray
Slid out of the bed...ran to the bathroom to take a piss
The toilet smiled at me and started moving to make me miss
I couldn't believe it....the shower turned on all by itself
Hopped in and was fully lathered by the soap on the shelf
Jumped out the shower and watched the towel fly off the rack
Started drying me off....even was nice on the sack
Fuck it, I like this world...in the other one I wasn't happy
I used to spit loony tunes, now I'm chilling with bugs and daffy
Yeah, nothing but happiness...laughter around every bend
Imagination's for suckers...I don't even have to pretend
My old self starts to show...I do some shit out of habit
Like hanging with Yogi Bear stealing pic-a-nic baskets
I even keep a Grimace by chilling with the Hamburglar
Clowning bitches like Ronald...turn 'em into masked murderers
They'll always remember...mad thoughts in a solemn mind
I took the Punisher to school...so he reinacted Columbine
I snuck out the back unscaved...what an insidious plan
Rollin over laughing...'til I saw Yosimitie Sam
There he stood...two smoking barrels, one eye peeled
As I saw the bullets coming I finally remembered.......

......I'M REAL!!!!!

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argh
Im gonna have to give the win to Engyma
this weak ass topical was hard to work with...
here's my verse anyway though


When you was kid, you always wanted to be in a cartoon right?
Well these are my old dreams of me being inside a real cartoon.
Being a cartoon character, every kid's dream.

Here in this place you know everything's funny
Staring directly in the face of your friend Bugs Bunny
Road Runner and Speedy Gonzalous racing to see who'll win
Hearing Wile E. Coyote. being blown up once again
Calling Marvin the Martian gay for wearing that green dress
Seeing Superman save a Damsel that's in distress
You walk around to explore this whacky toony town
Your frown turns upside down cause you're getting looney now
You wave at the Ninja Turtle as they fight Shredder with Swords
Then glance at Curious George, dance past the 7 Dworves
This whole world you adore, too bad it's not true dude
EWWWW WHATS THATS SMELL? Wait, it's Pepe La PuPu
Ha!, If only I really did live in this outrageous space and time
But,I don't, that doesnt mean I still cant dream of it in my mind

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R.I.P. Bodie

Kryo got outdone in this battle in every aspect except for flow... nice drop enygma for a first topical... kryo your could have been done but you kind of just started in the middle.. then left off in the middle... if you had a transition in and out it would have been better. Anyway, yes the topic is kinda fucked up, but

v/ enygma.

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RIP SMOKAJOKA WE WILL MiSS YOU!!!!!!

breakdown for enygma:

flow:good threw the whole peice no off spots 7/10

volcab:nice use for the topic it worked well 7/10

story:not too good here i don't think you painted a good picture of cartoon life used lots of imagery and shit but the story didn't really go anyway there was no real twists or anything 6/10

overall:20/30 good verse espeicially for your first topical

breakdown for kryogenix:

flow:it was working i thought 7/10

volcab:kinda basic nothing great here 6/10

story:same problems as enygma i didn't see the story going anyway you did an alright job describing the world around you though not quite as well as enygma did 6/10

overall:19/30

vote--close battle i thought in the end enygma gets my vote though

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win loss record 18-19 with 7 k.o's


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no shit engyma won
this was the dumbest topical match in the history of topical matches
I swear
if this league continues to be ran by a complete idiot Im dropping out of it
becauses there's no way in hell
that a topic like "You wake up in an animated world but you are real."
would have ever seen the light of day on old rb
real rappers dont rap about being in a fuckin cartoon

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R.I.P. Bodie

Well, Ima give this to Enygma, just because his was very complex, Thought after, even threw in something about Kryo's crew in the McDonald line, that was clever. The whole verse flowed and was very creative. Kryo, your's wasn't that bad, It was just a lot shorter, not that that's important, but it would have been good on it's on, but in comparison to Enygma's he just had a very interesting story-telling style, and that's why Ima give my vote to Enygma.

Vote/Enygma

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vote - enygma


side note: vote- no more topical... you suck at topics

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this wasnt even worth the read

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