ahhhh..... y does michael Jackson get so much plastic surgery done???
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So he cant be identified in a line-up

(heard it before his recent situation)

Wat the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesnt turn to ashes wen u put it in the oven

Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time???

Because he doesnt know that he's black!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

By rearrangin the furniture

ahhh cant think of any else right now that are really short like those

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