Hood_Dawg:
fuck i'm oh so more crazier than ken kaniff
whenever i shit my pants i take a big whiff
i feel like michael jacksons kidz sore n' stiff
when i smoke this weed ima drive off a cliff
i got AIDS & genital herpes started coughin
now i got buried alive jackin off in my coffin
went retarded on BMX like im Matt Hoffmann
& now i went pop like i was Christina Aguilera
when she secretly cheated & fucked davemirra
im 1/2 polish and 1/2 german and im still dope
i'ma rap till i'm old, untill u think i'm the pope
i just went 2 jail and already dropped the soap
im the pimp & u the gimp that walks wit a limp
i'll serve u as if u was Mcdonalds grilled shrimp
u could easily see why i got expelled u can tell
enough with my ass after the hook jam with exell

i'm proud ta admit i'm a retarded faggot
dont know bout u but im doin this naked
we know we not women we try ta fake it
im proud of my virginity dont try 2 take it

X-Cell:
I need medaction please help me cause my brains crazy
Im slim..im alwasy on drugs like kim so i must stay shady/
I love weed i like speed and cocaine is ever so beatuiful
But this acids closein in all the walls AM I IN A CUBICLE!/
I must be on some hell of a trip im havein one night in paris
In the hilton put more pills in my system but nicky well take care of us/
Wrap me in a blanket god i cant take it all these drugs is gettin out of hand
But dont u take them pills outa my hand i dont think yall understand/
Dont fuck with a man and his contriband that aint cool
I get hilary duff so wet its like i threw her in a pool/
I love white chicks that now how to use there tounge
I had ciara goin O way before it was ever soung/
I had mariha hitten them high notes
Hold on i gota wipe the coke from my nose/
Snif Snif Wipe Wipe Write Write u feel me right
I dont think ive ever been this high in my life/
Im way dirtier then the dozen this is the gun im clutchin
Right now i dont care if my lines is really punchein/

i'm proud ta admit im a retarded faggot
dont know bout u but im doin this naked
we know we not women we try ta fake it
im proud of my virginity dont try 2 take it

Hood_dawg:
me and Excell are just a bunch of masterbators
that has more splooge marks than Room Raiders
and now wee getting more kinky than gladiators
fuckin a big ass booty ho in the back of a studio
got a lil moody though, hit & slapped all in a row
she grabbed my dickk she just would not let go
meanwhile i'm workin on vocals and instrumentals
i grabbed a jellyfish and whipped out my testicals
and i purposly zapped my nuts with it's tentacules
raped a old tranvestite in the back of some rentals
sucking on my mom's breast now it turned 2 incest
i'm not like the rest i'm startin ta get really messed
who woulda guessed i would watch my ma undress
i stuck my tung up my cats ass the past is the past
stuck this fatbitch with a gun pulled the trigga 2 blast
blew off a huge mass and she poured out all Slim Fast
waitin ta kill myself after this verse, the hook atlast!!

i'm proud ta admit im a retarded faggot
dont know bout u but im doin this naked
we know we not women we try ta fake it
im proud of my virginity dont try 2 take it