You shoulda let me make this thread, cuz my storuy is TRUE!!!

I was chillin in my hood right and this nigga ran up on my girl and tried humping her leg, and I found out it was Bow Wow!!! So I told him he better quit cuz I got guns bigger than he was 2 years ago and he didnt so I shot him and he fell all the way across the streets house of my neighbour Game and he came out like "WTF!?" and got mad cuz he was recording the song I made a beat for him for. And he came over and shot me 28 times in the face but I was okay cuz my cousin made a bulletproof mask yesterday and now hes rich and I was wearing it. But it still kinda hurt so right now i'm in the hospital right now gettin head from 30 asian nurses while typing this on the new sidekick I stole from Game while he was shooting me.

Word.

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