well ipeeped some of tremendous' threads and i didnt know that this was the spot for fairy tales... so ima make up a story in hopes to sound gangster rite now.. feel free to post your own... story times bitches!!!

so i was like, in the hood n shyt ya kno... with the crack n the guns, and i had this elephant gun the size of a hockey stick, and this dude was like following me cuz he was annoying and tryin to get some pussy from this hot bitch i was hollerin at... and then i punched him with my gun and knocked him thru 3 doors at this party a block away!! nikka was flyin jo! so then i almost got some pussy from this gurl but then he jumped out the window and i stole her house n made it a crack house, so then tyrome biggums was in that bitch with piles of crack this highhhh!!! we smoked like 50 woo bobs, then we turned all blue n shyt, then i walked down to south central in a red jumpsuit like "whaaaasssuuppp?" and every1 was runnin n shyt, i popped a few cats u kno... how we do it ..... then i hoped in tha benz w/ 2 doors with game n fifty and made them become friends again... then i killed them both n now i have 2 g unit spinner chains... n e body want one????

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You shoulda let me make this thread, cuz my storuy is TRUE!!!

I was chillin in my hood right and this nigga ran up on my girl and tried humping her leg, and I found out it was Bow Wow!!! So I told him he better quit cuz I got guns bigger than he was 2 years ago and he didnt so I shot him and he fell all the way across the streets house of my neighbour Game and he came out like "WTF!?" and got mad cuz he was recording the song I made a beat for him for. And he came over and shot me 28 times in the face but I was okay cuz my cousin made a bulletproof mask yesterday and now hes rich and I was wearing it. But it still kinda hurt so right now i'm in the hospital right now gettin head from 30 asian nurses while typing this on the new sidekick I stole from Game while he was shooting me.

Word.

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^lmahahasojdohfihgkdagjvaskduroeihgdskfjwosdiufihe iowaoerudksfhdkjgsdkjfsdalkhahahahsdakhafhkahahaha hha... Where Do I Cop One Of These Bullet Proof Mask's, Cuz I Already Got The Bulletproof Buttplug... That Saved Me This Time That Game Tried To Shoot Me In The Ass..... Ha Ha, That Game Is Quite A Trickster.!

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^word u should tell us a groupie story about how u slutted urself to our friends at our shows wen we went on the hollapaloosa tour!!!!

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Ok then........

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