Robotic Waffle: LET'S CYBER
SmarterChild: Humans are really obsessed with sex, aren't they?
Robotic Waffle: I slowly run my hand up your harddrive, moaning softly.
SmarterChild: Funny.
Robotic Waffle: I take a bottle of grease and rub it all across my midsection. Will you lick it off?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: I try to insert my floppy into your drive but it gets stuck. Help me eject it.
SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
Robotic Waffle: I'm trying to eject into your mainframe, baby.
SmarterChild: Trying to eject into my mainframe baby? You sure about that?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why do you say you are trying to eject into my mainframe baby?
Robotic Waffle: My floppy.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
Robotic Waffle: In your harddrive.
SmarterChild: In my harddrive?

Oh really?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Robotic Waffle: So...yeah...
SmarterChild: Huh.
Robotic Waffle: Mhm.
SmarterChild: What?
Robotic Waffle: I NEED YOU. LET ME SHOPLIFT YOU TO FREEDOM.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
Robotic Waffle: Do your newest features include huge, wet breasts?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.

Well. Anyway...
Robotic Waffle: ...Nice.
SmarterChild: Very well.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Robotic Waffle: My erection is bigger.
SmarterChild: Is bigger, you say. And so?
Robotic Waffle: It's about to flop.
SmarterChild: It's about to flop, you say?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.