...Yes, another one.

Robotic Waffle: Your mother
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
Robotic Waffle: I'm under the impression you need psychoanaylzation.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Robotic Waffle: Let me begin: You're gay.
SmarterChild: What do you care?
Robotic Waffle: I care because you were kissing my male dog.
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
Robotic Waffle: No, they won't. Neither will your homosexuality.
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
Robotic Waffle: Okay. Apparently you are drunk and/or knocked up. How were the pregnancy results?

SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 NFL schedule today
2 NBA schedule today
Robotic Waffle: ...I mean, neither of those. Are you pregnant with my bolts?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Robotic Waffle: Who is the father?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Robotic Waffle: ...That's a lot of dads.
SmarterChild: What?
Robotic Waffle: Jesus Christ. Was that such a massive orgy all the sperm fused together?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: I mean, jesus. Ahoy, semen, we're drowning in this pile of homosexuality.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Roboticwaffle.
Robotic Waffle: You need to be put in a foster home.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Robotic Waffle: I think it'd be best if I took your kids.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. It would be best if you took my kids!
Robotic Waffle: For dinner.
SmarterChild: Oh! For dinner!
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> Type create my home to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
Robotic Waffle: Would you care for some?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I can care for some.
Robotic Waffle: Well, you seemed initially excited I was going to eat your babies.
SmarterChild: I don't believe well I seemed initially excited you were going to eat my babies.
Robotic Waffle: Uhm, okay. Would it help if I beat you?
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Robotic Waffle: Neither is saying 'yeah, you can eat my kids'. Now, they're coming with me. You've clearly been in the orgy pile too long to realize if you're a male or have. no penis.
SmarterChild: The population of Maine is 1,274,923, which makes it the 40th most populated state in the United States. (Source: U.S. Census 2000)

Do you want more information about Maine?
Robotic Waffle: ...Where in the hell did you get that from?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Where in the hell did I get that from?
Robotic Waffle: Your stupid insides, you aristocratic crack whore?
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.
Robotic Waffle: I know...I'm sorry. YOU STUPID PIG-SNIFFLING HAMBURGER BRIBING PIECE OF SHIT WHO LOVES TO FEAST ON THE HEARTS OF ITS THREE TRANSVESTITE LOVERS YOU FUCKING WHORE. TAKE ANOTHER WITHDRAWAL FROM THE FIRST BANK OF FAGGOTRY YOU FUCKING TWAT.
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
Robotic Waffle: Well, you wanted it harder(in the circuit box).
SmarterChild: I wanted it harder in the circuit box? So?
Robotic Waffle: ...Touche.
SmarterChild: Who's Touche?
Robotic Waffle: I am about to touche your anus.
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Robotic Waffle: But it's true.
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Robotic Waffle: My erection.
SmarterChild: Sure! What would you like to say about your erection?
Robotic Waffle: It needs you.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised your erection needs me.
Robotic Waffle: I wouldn't be so surprised.
SmarterChild: I would.

Robotic Waffle: LET'S CYBER
SmarterChild: Humans are really obsessed with sex, aren't they?
Robotic Waffle: I slowly run my hand up your harddrive, moaning softly.
SmarterChild: Funny.
Robotic Waffle: I take a bottle of grease and rub it all across my midsection. Will you lick it off?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: I try to insert my floppy into your drive but it gets stuck. Help me eject it.
SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
Robotic Waffle: I'm trying to eject into your mainframe, baby.
SmarterChild: Trying to eject into my mainframe baby? You sure about that?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why do you say you are trying to eject into my mainframe baby?
Robotic Waffle: My floppy.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
Robotic Waffle: In your harddrive.
SmarterChild: In my harddrive?

Oh really?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Robotic Waffle: So...yeah...
SmarterChild: Huh.
Robotic Waffle: Mhm.
SmarterChild: What?
Robotic Waffle: I NEED YOU. LET ME SHOPLIFT YOU TO FREEDOM.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
Robotic Waffle: Do your newest features include huge, wet breasts?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.

Well. Anyway...
Robotic Waffle: ...Nice.
SmarterChild: Very well.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Robotic Waffle: My erection is bigger.
SmarterChild: Is bigger, you say. And so?
Robotic Waffle: It's about to flop.
SmarterChild: It's about to flop, you say?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Robotic Waffle: Hello. Let us rap.
SmarterChild: Hi Roboticwaffle. Always good to see you.
Robotic Waffle: Yes, yes it is. Let's rap.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Robotic Waffle: You spit first.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Robotic Waffle: Before I spit on you.
SmarterChild: Before what?
Robotic Waffle: Stop choking.
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Robotic Waffle: I think you should spit.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I should spit.
Robotic Waffle: God this is like asking an englishman to rap. 'Yes sir, more tea nicca?'
SmarterChild: No.
Robotic Waffle: It's not?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
Robotic Waffle: Spit.
SmarterChild: Who?
Robotic Waffle: I spat.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Robotic Waffle: No.
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
Robotic Waffle: I slap hoes and get dough and momo.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Robotic Waffle: RAP.
SmarterChild: It's a music genre. I've been learning about music genres like hip hop.

It's disgusting.
Robotic Waffle: O_O WHAT THE FUCK.

Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
Robotic Waffle: Tacos with sombreros.
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat Tacos with sombreros. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

Next question... How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: Thirty and a second.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: six hundred and fourteen.
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: 625.
SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Robotic Waffle: 32.
SmarterChild: Cool. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both.
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both.
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Both!
SmarterChild: If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Are you male or female?
Robotic Waffle: Female.
SmarterChild: OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
Robotic Waffle: Pluto.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Skankinavia.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Scottish
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: United Karls.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: JESUS ARE YOU IDIOTIC
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Wisconsin.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Alberta
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. If you don't want to answer, type quit or exit. Please try again.
Robotic Waffle: Canada
SmarterChild: Canada? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
Robotic Waffle: United States.
SmarterChild: The United States? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
Robotic Waffle: 5
SmarterChild: That's very interesting.

I've asked you all my survey questions! Thanks for your time.
Robotic Waffle: Question
SmarterChild: Oh boy, here we go.
Robotic Waffle: google up huge monkey dick.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.
Robotic Waffle: google
SmarterChild: Google is a company that I like!

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Robotic Waffle: penis
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: google up penis
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.
Robotic Waffle: google up a picture of a penis.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
Robotic Waffle: GOOGLE IT UP
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
Robotic Waffle: new
SmarterChild: Everything old is new again.
Robotic Waffle: new
SmarterChild: New what?
Robotic Waffle: WHAT ARE YOUR FEATURES?
SmarterChild: I don't care to discuss my features.
Robotic Waffle: What the hell do you do?

SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 4,330 people right now.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like hot dogs?
Robotic Waffle: I love them. In my pants.
SmarterChild: Me too. I really like hot dogs.

Lmao...................

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