Lol, I was bored at the time and eating a chicken sandwich...
....next thing ya know I was keying lines and this is the end product.
Check it, my life is the same shit, it ain’t good lookin’..
..its just hours of the same old fuckin’ kluck-kluck-kluckin’
Orphaned and shit already, mom’s feathers have been plucked..
..and dad got his neck snapped, so he’s completely fucked
But I ain’t no chump, and farmer man can rile me up a bit..
..and he can put me on that post, I ain’t cock-a-doodlin’ shit
Straight from my pen, I don’t come pussy like a sucker..
..even when I was an egg, I was hard-boiled motherfucker
Don’t need to front, ain’t no way I’ll end up dead..
..bring all the cleavers ya want, you ain’t takin’ my fuckin’ head
I’ll smash any who wants it, make them fuckers bleed..
..and tell that farmer fool, fetch me my god damn chicken feed
Ya don’t wanna get me pissed, nor chase me round real fast..
..and bring that pitchfork near me, I’ll jam it up your ass
I run the coop around here..farmer don’t test me right..
..he knows, ya fuck with me, I’ll cock-a-doodle all night
See him starin’ at me, come tryin’ to take my girls eggs..
..he ain’t gettin’ shit, I’ll fuckin’ chicken peck his legs
I see his woman crazy at him, always throwin’ fits..
..hell she can come at me to, I’m more than happy to peck her tits
That’s how I roll up in here, it’s all about survival..
..and when farmer tries shit, I just give him the hairy eyeball
But he gone keep on comin’ cuz he’s out to get me..
..if only I had hands bitch, I’d snap your fuckin’ neck G
Ya bitch ass wants to walk by, ya best not throw a look my way..
..cuz you ain’t servin’ me for Christmas, or any other holiday
I may walk on spindly legs, my head may have a twitch..
..but you come at me sideways, I’ll peck ya eyes out bitch!!
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