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Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B
stab yo cock wif a steak knife. wont git rid of yo cold, but u'll fogit u even have 1, werd
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...Good Lord...
Ok this seriously works if you have a cold.
Spray toothpaste up your nose, preferably a mint flavour if you have one. This will allow the flouride vapers to travel to the lungs at a quicker rate and the oxygen will be carried from your lungs to your brain. The brain will then identify the flouride and other medical ingredients (depending on the brand) as infectious agents. This will make the brain produce a chemical commonly known as dopamine that contributes to feeling of bliss and regulates pain in the body by attacking harmful infectious agents. However, since the medical ingredients found in toothpaste are identified as being harmful, they are not. Therefore, your brain produces an excess amount of dopamine which will then target ACTUAL infectious agents (such as your cold cells). And will cut the time you have a cold by about 3/4 if you do this once a day. Be forewarned though, that if you do it more then once a day, your brain may produce an overly-excessive amount of dopamine which can lead to feelings of slight schizofrenia and amnesia.
You're welcome.
