Intro

Things are looking better. The week was terrible. But there’s been a lot of new sign in’s. So many people aren’t trying. So let’s hope the new sign in’s shake everything up.

The LBL Cypher

This was close. I dunno who won really. I’m gonna deliberate over it and pick a winner soon. Check the good bars for the moment:

Roger Glocks

you trying to find ppl stealing your rhymes. please with your lines
ask that dog with the over coat...he would'nt even take a bite outta crime

Alzwords Write

This whole threads full of nonchalant ass fake thugs ......
I wouldnt be suprised to see Crime blowin wyte (no homo)
& I aint talkin bout drugs..

TEF (Talking about Crime)

Man fuck this punk above me he should jump in a hurst quick
Dropped about 20 times...and bet we've read none of his verses

DaTrusHurtz

When I sit in class, I try to listen to what i'm hearing
About the country crime problem...
... people fight it, but it keeps on appearing

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (11-2) vs 2. John Hensley (6-0)

John Hensley no-showed. Roger Glocks won.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Sonny Dimebags (12-6) vs 4. JTR (19-8)

JTR no-showed. Sonny won.

5. Stanza (5-7) vs 6. Da Saviour (2-0)

Saviour no-showed. Stanza won.

7. Flagrant (2-0) vs 8. D.Stroyer (1-1)

Flagrant fucked up by dropping a no-show verse when D.Stroyer ended up showing. D.Stroyer won.

9. DaTrusHurtz (12-1) vs 10. Wordz Ahgod (8-4)

Eh battle. DaTrus dropped nothing like he’s capable of. He had a work bar that was good, and a labour bar that I was feeling. His verse was just kinda average. Wordz dropped terrible. He even explained some of his wordplay, it’s like he slipped back into newbieness with the verse he dropped here. DaTrusHurtz won 3-0.

11. TEF (1-1) vs 12. VLAD (1-0)

VLAD no-showed. TEF won.

13. Wyte (1-0) vs 14. -ThaMenace- (1-0)

Menace no-showed. Wyte won.

15. Te Ora (3-2) vs 16. Trey MethodZ (3-3)

Trey no-showed. Te Ora won.

17. ab0ve (1-1) vs 18. Lampejo (7-5)

Pretty onesided. Lamp dropped first and he dropped alright actually, his best verse so far prob. He had an attack from above bar that was nice and a ground-level bar that was clever. Ab0ve dropped and he had nothing. His best bar was a Lamp-Light concept that’s been done to death in the cypher. Lampejo won this 8-0.

19. Joe Native (0-0) vs 20. Cal (0-0)

Joe Native no-showed. Cal won.

21. Wicked One (0-0) vs 22. Cocaine (0-0) vs 23. JR Gotti (0-0)

This was weak. Wicked One dropped straight ass, his verse was terrible. Cocaine dropped better, but his verse seemed mad rushed. Cocaine won this 5-0. Nothing else to say.

No Show Verses

Cal

Im predicted to no show... nd bitch we all know natives wack n it pleased ya
So it was funny when i checked, nd watched hispanic^ turn to a seizure
Bitch nobody needs ya… so its standard procedure that I take ure verse n slam it
Cuz if ure in the zone… ure big ass head musta made the hole that’s fucked up the planet
And it’s no surprise you’ve got no girl, fags got STD’s and it aint funny…
When you spend ure entire weeks wages, payin whores danger money
Watch me expose this poor cunt, cuz theres no way ure lasting the pace
Last time you decided to wage war… your union laughed in ya face
And like ure race ya getting wiped out, see I got rage nd ure ruff
So fukka Indian curse… your wackness plagues us enough

Te Ora



that's not suprising.. considering the advertsing you'll find out
Kempo's been trying to get this league comprising of dope heads
..no wonder you signed out




I laughed when I saw your a biter .. your lines outta this world, right?
I've never stole orbit, while you've jacked enough lines to circle the sun twice
last week was scary.. you had me checkin the dates just in case
I thought it was Halloween, the way Jack-o-lantin punches on your face
my Trey Pound fully loaded.. leave my enemy bloated & end his ways
next week i'm known to pumpkin.. so you can be my friend today
you'll claim you have a girl with big breasts whos a freak.. n' it's all brandy
but i'll just knock on your brick house and trick'll treat me to her candy



but really your a fag.. and also a hittman who kills at plotted rates
your known to take dudes out...... too bad this shit is not a date
the LBL has seen better days.. you just ain't drivin or wrothy
and while this league is in a bad state.. at least it ain't livin in Jersey
you have trouble landing consistent jabs.. that's cool, it's fine
I pity the foo who Mista T..... so I sure as hell pity your foolish lines

fuka.

Wyte

Meh...

See nukka you aint even close to me..…faggot im great to you
See im Wyte, and u’re The Men <<...but hat gender hates u too
You girl does look good though…but please DO NOT push me
And we’ll all be thinking of some cars…when I Bumper pussy
See bitch im known all over the internet…..I don’t care if I lose
And I aint helping ur mom exercise down low…
…When I say im getting her pussy loose
Ill treat this little mother fucker like a bug and start the dissect
But we’ll all be seeing ur death up close…when this fag Direct
Blah ur probably going to no show, murdering you is a dam sin
Battling with your brother….….is the only fucking time T-Win
Don’t care about this fag, ill take the loss
...BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BOSS

TEF

This hoe no-showed we can’t expect he’s fire
He aint gettin props, like I’ma stingy movie set designer
I’ll be damn if I lost bitch I don’t respect these liars
Vlad took Nuts to his throat, we should choke his neck wit plyers
I ‘d probably smash his face wit a beer mug
He’s not gangsta, watchin snails the only time he’s near slugs
And since I’m a gangsta myself, I never fear thugs
So putting me against this wangsta,
…………….. make no sence like def people wit ear plugs

Stanza

We all know that Talent gets you places...I see your not goin far
you want to talk shit ill leave ya head spinning more than your avatar
I would Hit you a little bit harder but I can see how your takin this
I would believe what you say you would do...but Im a Atheist
Nawl Im jus jokin but I can Tell your nothin but Lies from hell
He Mad bcuz Ya Girl like a Quater...Either way I flip Her Im Gettin Head or Tail
Dog everything I say is true so dont you dare To Test me
Savoior retarded he come with more problems than jay-z
Well Since I know my first punch killed yo ass from the begining
So Ill jus be the bigger man and Not throw a Punch at the end

Sonny Dimebags

Yo, wats hood, is anybody home?????

Yo,
Listen u need to be surrounded by cops u dont stand a chance
this kid always sees pigs daily,when he give his mirror a glance
Man, fuck this faggot he needs sum heels and a purse
only thing hott is his seat,cuz he takin years for a verse
My flows disect his like a doctor, this shit is a ball
But Jack is really healthy,becuz hes not sick at all
Ya the Ripper? Ha, this herb wouldn't put a dent to my team
but who cares, fag didn't even check in like a runaway teen
I'm a nightstalker, slice your neck walking through London Fog
and the grave you get will fit your style ,and you'll be underdog
Sonny D. will juss pumble this cat and leave him in pieces
I'll see Rip, and start jumpin Jack,like girls do during recess

Roger Glocks

http://myspace-799.vo.llnwd.net/010...030063799_m.jpg

^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait
...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8
his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece
n if my punches call it honey
.....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's
I remember Katrina when the Superdome got messed up n shits a fact
that John Hensley bought it. spray paint'd it brown n wore it as a hat
lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on
cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on
i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute
I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you
Nice outfit buddy? UPS hired a fag with a sour face, am I being a jerk?
John H is dropping bombs this week n it's prob at the mailroom at his work
i wont say your dumbo. but your ears are rather big, shits not right
cuz they dont cause a tension. there ALREADY involved in a fist fight
I seen ur g/f punk. she has cupid in her mouth n lets not discuss
ya bitch said my dick looked like affection. she was a sucker for love
me winning this battle? look at MY picture n do something for me man
juss go and block my index finger. ok??? now thats how confident I am

http://myspace-337.vo.llnwd.net/001...179486337_m.jpg

say im wack in text but that'll look fake when u think im almost the best
so I got a postive attitude. dont u wish my attitude WASN'T ur HIV test

Top Punches

Look in the air its a bird, its a plane, wtf is that shit
N dude i'll admit i was scared as fuck
Til i found out it was an attack from above, bitch

10. Lampejo vs ab0ve

I laughed when I saw your a biter .. your lines outta this world, right?
I've never stole orbit, while you've jacked enough lines to circle the sun twice

9. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ

Son’s trying to learn, but it’s not going well, ya raps end
N’ It’s Ludacris how flag grew up a fuckin screw up…
…. got introduced to the game, n’ NOTHING HAPPENED

8. D.Stroyer vs Flagrant

his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece
n if my punches call it honey
.....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's

7. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley

Gimme a tough match, when i'm near, bitches will hurt
I rise to challenges...
... n' right now I'm just here sittin' at work

6. DaTrusHurtz vs Wordz Ahgod

i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute
I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you

5. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley

^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait
...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8

4. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley

my Trey Pound fully loaded.. leave my enemy bloated & end his ways
next week i'm known to pumpkin.. so you can be my friend today

3. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ

the LBL has seen better days.. you just ain't drivin or wrothy
and while this league is in a bad state.. at least it ain't livin in Jersey

2. Te Ora vs Trey MethodZ

lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on
cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on

1. Roger Glocks vs John Hensley

Verse of the Week

Roger Glocks

http://myspace-799.vo.llnwd.net/010...030063799_m.jpg

^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait
...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8
his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece
n if my punches call it honey
.....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's
I remember Katrina when the Superdome got messed up n shits a fact
that John Hensley bought it. spray paint'd it brown n wore it as a hat
lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on
cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on
i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute
I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you
Nice outfit buddy? UPS hired a fag with a sour face, am I being a jerk?
John H is dropping bombs this week n it's prob at the mailroom at his work
i wont say your dumbo. but your ears are rather big, shits not right
cuz they dont cause a tension. there ALREADY involved in a fist fight
I seen ur g/f punk. she has cupid in her mouth n lets not discuss
ya bitch said my dick looked like affection. she was a sucker for love
me winning this battle? look at MY picture n do something for me man
juss go and block my index finger. ok??? now thats how confident I am

http://myspace-337.vo.llnwd.net/001...179486337_m.jpg

say im wack in text but that'll look fake when u think im almost the best
so I got a postive attitude. dont u wish my attitude WASN'T ur HIV test

2nd – Te Ora

Battle of the Week

N/A

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (12-1) vs 2. Sonny Dimebags (13-5)

Good battle right here. Glocks dropped nice last week, shame Hensley no-showed. And Sonny didn’t drop great, but it was prob cos he knew JTR was no-showing. Both are nice, but I think Glocks is better. Glocks should get this in a pretty close battle.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Stanza (6-7) vs 4. D.Stroyer (2-1)

Ugh. D.Stroyer is better, he actually drops some good stuff every once in a while. D.Stroyer will win this.

5. DaTrusHurtz (13-1) vs 6. TEF (2-1)

Slaughter. DaTrus will win this easily.

7. Wyte (2-0) vs 8. Te Ora (4-2)

Te Ora dropped real tight last week, some dope punches in his verse. Where as Wyte didn’t, but it seemed to be a no-show verse. Whatever though, Te Ora is better so he will win.

9. Flagrant (2-1) vs 10. L.I. (5-2)

L. I. is back in the league after doing well in it last time around. Flagrant is aight, but seems to be rusty. LI will win this.

11. Wordz Ahgod (8-5) vs 12. Lampejo (8-5)

Wordz seemed to de-elevate a couple of months last week, where as Lamp has been dropping better every week. Lampejo should win this.

13. Mr Multie (2-1) vs 14. Cal (1-0)

This is pretty much a battle that could go either way really. I dunno who will win it, but I’m gonna guess Cal.

15. Cocaine (1-0) vs 16. ab0ve (1-2)

ab0ve dropped pretty terrible last week, Cocaine didn’t drop great but he did come up with something better. So Cocaine to win.

17. Joe Native (0-1) vs 18. Wicked One (0-1)

Joe fucked up on due dates which is why he no-showed. Wicked One is pretty awful, so Joe Native to win.

19. Chrit (0-0) vs 20. Ancel (0-0)

I ain’t read anything from Ancel for ages, Chrit is good though so Chrit should win this.

21. Rush Lingo (0-0) vs 22. GKillaz05 (0-0)

Should be pretty much murder. Rush will win this easily.

23. So Rell (0-0) vs 24. E.C (0-0)

Should be a good battle. Both are probably rusty cos I don’t think they’ve battled for a while. It’ll be close as well. I’m gonna guess So Rell winning.

25. Ace Heratoga (0-0) vs 26. Luciano (0-0)

Ace is tight, he was just starting to really elevate when he had to sign out for whatever reason. Luciano ain’t great. Ace should get this.

27. Alzwords Write (0-0) vs 28. Cannabarz (0-0)

Based on the cypher, Alzwords has potential and Cannabarz seems to be stuck in ’03. Alzwords should win this.

29. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 30. Synonym (0-0)

I dunno who Synonym is, but Out Writechas will win anyway.

31. Tony Brown (0-0) vs 32. Rap Disciple (0-0)

I have no clue who Rap Disciple is, so Tony Brown will win this one.

33. Sylus (0-0) vs 34. SL.Valentino (0-0)

SL ain’t great, so I’m gonna guess that Sylus will get the win.

35. Crime (0-0) vs 36. Sir Smash'Alot (0-0)

Crime is absolutely terrible. He still writes in paragraphs. Sir should win by default.

5 Battles To Watch

1. Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags
2. So Rell vs E.C
3. Chrit vs Ancel
4. Flagrant vs L.I.
5. N/A

Top 10 Power Rankings

10. So Rell – Might be rusty after a reasonably long period of not battling. He’s nice though so he should be able to get over that.

9. Out Writechas – Has mad potential and when he tries, he can be really nice. He’ll just have to make sure he tries every week.

8. Ace Heratoga – Really started to elevate last time he was in the league, and he should start this campaign by winning his first couple of battles pretty easily.

7. Rush Lingo – Back in the league after a quick back, if he has the motivation he could do well.

6. Chrit – He assures me that he’ll show, whether that’ll be the case or not I dunno. But he’s nice when he tries.

5. L.I. – He had a good run last time around in the league, and was just starting to become real nice when he had to sign out. He should win his battle this week before moving up the rankings.

4. DaTrusHurtz – Dropped kinda eh last week, but it was enough to win. Will get the easy win this week to move into the contendership match next week.

3. Te Ora – Dude has been dropping nice and he’s elevating every week. His consistency seems to be getting better also. He’ll be in the contendership match next week.

2. Sonny Dimebags – Will have to drop his dopest to beat Glocks this week, he could stand a chance but he’ll have to really try.

1. Roger Glocks – He got the win by no-show last week, but his verse coulda beat Hensley anyway. He should win this week to carry on his reign.

Outro

Things are looking better. Got a lot more heads in the league now, which is cool. Everyone just has to step it up and start trying their best to get to the top. As things are looking pretty awful talent wise in the top 20 or so at the moment. Things should be much better next week. Peace.