I didn't see anything about linking in the rules. If it's not allow'd my bad and I'll take my DQ like a man. Onward.

Y'know thinkin bout this battle and it's lookin kinda blah,
I'll put money on him sayin something about fuckin my ma,
Or maybe he'll talk about stealin my girl and layin her down,
To bad he'll just freeze up cuz he can't talk big with her around,*
I'm havin fun with this battle, not takin it too serious this time,
I'd like you to take a look and listen at my JTR nursery rhyme,
Jack'll take Jill, back to the crib and try to put shit down,
He'll reach up her dress, turn UPS, then run to pack some brown,
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick as he needed a beanstalk to climb,
Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, he moaned as he came, in only a moment's time,
Haha, not knockin your life but there's something I don't get,
If you get so high and drunk, why are you always on the internet,
Oh wait, matter of fact I may have to take back that last line,
Me scared to lose? Not when he has trouble just checkin in on time,**
This was mine from the start, everyone knows you could only be in jest,
As for now all you gotta do is bend over and do the pose you do best...***

* http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=246621
** http://community.rapverse.com/showp...463&postcount=8
*** http://community.rapverse.com/showp...080&postcount=5

I couldn't think of a closer for the life of me. lol G'Luck Jack T.R.

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