I awoke one mornin with a yell in my ear/
It was some scared mother fucker yellin in fear/
This shit was the first call of the year/
I got outta bed and stepped on french bread/
The shit felt like a cows head, cept dead/
I got on my clothes and dishes did those/
Put on my cape the color of grape/
I still heard the yellin it was gettin pretty bad/
I thought it was the sound of mom fuckin my dad/
It wasnt dat this was a mother fucker yellin for help/
When all of a sudden my ears interfered with a yelp/
I quickly right down the street, I had to stop and watch a snake beat its meat/
I was watchin and I took a seat, over the loud speaker I heard a beep/
I ran right over to help the one guy his problem was he needed a small fry/
I whacked out my dick and he wondered why/
I said doesnt this thing remind u of a small fry?/
He turn all pale and began to puke/
I think he remembered the gospel of Luke/
I gave him a phone, and I left him alone/
Gettin tired of action I sat on my throne/
I think I even crapped out my big ole pubic bone/
I turned around half naked and well/
I noticed a tourist sign, it said welcome to hell/
When I turned back around I seen his ugly face/
It was the devil and he started to smell!/
I took out my bible, I started reading grace/
The devil then quickly sprayed my eyes with mace/
I was in trouble now. Nowhere to turn/
I heard more voices and they needed help! I needed to return/
Soon I started jackin off right infront of the big ass clown/
I cumed so much! The fucker started to drown/
He died and I was the big hero/
The devil now he was a big zero/
He must of raised his armys of the dead/
Cause I seen this one dude hellacious with a big ball gown!/
I chopped him down, and he made a frown/
I really had to get the hell out of town/
Out of nowhere I started prayin my hardest/
I told God I was sorry for not obeyin, and betrayin/
He heard what I was sayin/
He took his hand and helped up thanks alot/
Im out of hell now! Damn it was hot/
I looked at God, and it seemed he had a clot/
Took some tweezers and yanked it off/
Then God started to suddenly cough/
He turned tiny and little just like a skittle/
I picked it up ate him yuck he was brittle/
I felt the power now! And I felt real good!/
Now I would help anyone that I could/
I had the power of the hour, noone felt before/
I commanded this one chick to come to my door/
I looked at the girl, and I started fucken the whore/
This power is great I have a dick now thats as big as a primeape!/
The women yelled rape! I quickly got her and she ate/
The cum was spilling like the whole year of 1968!/
I was tired now! I couldnt stay up any longer/
Fuck this, if yall wanna pray, pray to my donger/


LOL! Peace peeps! I just wanted to post somthin off the top of my head!