I awoke one mornin with a yell in my ear/
It was some scared mother fucker yellin in fear/
This shit was the first call of the year/
I got outta bed and stepped on french bread/
The shit felt like a cows head, cept dead/
I got on my clothes and dishes did those/
Put on my cape the color of grape/
I still heard the yellin it was gettin pretty bad/
I thought it was the sound of mom fuckin my dad/
It wasnt dat this was a mother fucker yellin for help/
When all of a sudden my ears interfered with a yelp/
I quickly right down the street, I had to stop and watch a snake beat its meat/
I was watchin and I took a seat, over the loud speaker I heard a beep/
I ran right over to help the one guy his problem was he needed a small fry/
I whacked out my dick and he wondered why/
I said doesnt this thing remind u of a small fry?/
He turn all pale and began to puke/
I think he remembered the gospel of Luke/
I gave him a phone, and I left him alone/
Gettin tired of action I sat on my throne/
I think I even crapped out my big ole pubic bone/
I turned around half naked and well/
I noticed a tourist sign, it said welcome to hell/
When I turned back around I seen his ugly face/
It was the devil and he started to smell!/
I took out my bible, I started reading grace/
The devil then quickly sprayed my eyes with mace/
I was in trouble now. Nowhere to turn/
I heard more voices and they needed help! I needed to return/
Soon I started jackin off right infront of the big ass clown/
I cumed so much! The fucker started to drown/
He died and I was the big hero/
The devil now he was a big zero/
He must of raised his armys of the dead/
Cause I seen this one dude hellacious with a big ball gown!/
I chopped him down, and he made a frown/
I really had to get the hell out of town/
Out of nowhere I started prayin my hardest/
I told God I was sorry for not obeyin, and betrayin/
He heard what I was sayin/
He took his hand and helped up thanks alot/
Im out of hell now! Damn it was hot/
I looked at God, and it seemed he had a clot/
Took some tweezers and yanked it off/
Then God started to suddenly cough/
He turned tiny and little just like a skittle/
I picked it up ate him yuck he was brittle/
I felt the power now! And I felt real good!/
Now I would help anyone that I could/
I had the power of the hour, noone felt before/
I commanded this one chick to come to my door/
I looked at the girl, and I started fucken the whore/
This power is great I have a dick now thats as big as a primeape!/
The women yelled rape! I quickly got her and she ate/
The cum was spilling like the whole year of 1968!/
I was tired now! I couldnt stay up any longer/
Fuck this, if yall wanna pray, pray to my donger/


LOL! Peace peeps! I just wanted to post somthin off the top of my head!

Goddamned!This aint no place for no muthafuckin pussy ass cat in tha hat rappin.Goddamned,after readin' that I feel like Will smith is hard core!SHIT!!!

hahaha hardcore will smith...... yeah thats what it is too. yo fool you need some serious help.

fuck u!!! and u 2!!! I KNOW I SUCK!! YOU FUCK A FUCKIN DUCK! GET BUTT FUCKED!! AND COW SUCKED!! HA HA HA lol

your coming off the top like a bad wig.

sorry but that was wack, you need to elevate, but dont quit no matter how much shit people talk cause this site will help you get better,

Simple lyrics.......................no wordplay , , ,no metaphorz , , no vocab............ummmmmmmmmmmmm wat does dat mean..........................WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

aight look unlike the rest of these cats i'm gonna give you some fuckin feedback. this rhyme needs extreme work you can rhyme a little but that's not enough you need some complexcity in your lyrics in order for some one to like it. one man said up there that you need wordplay and judgin by the way you wrote this you have know idea what wordplay it's takin the sound of one word to make in use of another
example:
I'll TERMINATE All-Sorts-of-Niggas(Arnald Swartzanegger) You know how the fuck i'm talkin about. The key word was Terminate just so you can grab the concept
back to the subject, this rhyme was horrible but it doesn't mean that you can't do better because there is no way you can do worse so just work on the wordplay build up your vocab and throw in some punches otherwise don't post know more shit

odd gives this
1/2 a mic for effort

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shut the fuck up

even if i stutter i'll still sh-sh-shit on you/ pun

dead in middle of little of little italy
little did we know that we riddle
some middle man who didn't do ditally/ pun