[ . Introduction . ]

Week four of the veteran-deprived Lethal Lyricist League took place last week under the watchful eye of Evolve. Honestly, I've spent the past hour hoping to build upon the opening sentence I composed prior to perusing the week's action. There has been nothing. All of the good heads decided not to show, whilst the mediocre heads did not elevate, and the other kids did their thing(s). Get it together, people. I think a text tournament would provide a world of difference for this site & would be open to anybody's suggestions. Make it a 'Best-of-the-'net' tourney, a la (you know where)'s ongoing topical tournament. Seriously though, I've been asphyxiated on the LLL forum for an hour and can't find one positive. Props to Avalon, Evolve, Feeble Minded, Axe E. Um & anybody else who took this week seriously. To the rest of yuh, get your acts together.

[ . Top Ten Punchlines . ]

*note: These punches are the best of the best from the week. I received complaints concerning the amount of punches featured in the magazine and have decided to showcase Rapbattles' best punches. Hopefully, this will serve as incentive for anybody who did not make this week's magazine.

Honorable Mentions

And You Admit You're An HERBivore, You Don't Want Beef
Attack With Boxers… Just To Make His Triple-L Career Brief
Axe E. Um

Is Someone Done Pretendin For The Number 1 Contender
You Barely Missed Bein Mixed Kid, You Under Ran The Blender
Wil Getcha

What A Bitch...Jumping The Gun On My Lack Of Rhymes
I Never No Show...When I Face Talent Half As Good As Mine!
A2Z

Fuck this fuckin fuck, im puttin this fuck through fuckin hell
just like the injury that let him play JV, im makin A C L
Dezyir

rampage ya life, left for dead with the rude confessional,
That Jay's career's goin downhill... faster than luge professionals.
Island

All Prayers And No Miracles, Like He Wrote His Verse In The Vatican...
He Runs Through More L's Than Rice Runs Through Unfortunate Africans...
Jay Pana

10.) So you think your RB's finest? Can't say I've listened to worse.....
Because you couldn't be Blessed Wit SkillZ if Sneezing while writing ya verse!!......
Taktik

9.) So you think you're N Lit End...but i got your groove spent...
u repped clastruphobic cuz your skillz have no room 4 improvment.
Logic

8.) Bribe's taking a fall like the Sox...no way YOUR the winner
his Weak Punches get Blocked & Dropped quicker than ......
Pedro did Zimmer
Evolve

7.)Your Worthless, Attemping To Defeat Me? Well You Can Only Try Dude
Cuz The Only Way I'll Be Next To Nothing Is By Standing Beside You
Tu Centz

6.)Trying to see me with glass eyes, I'm fear, I Can't be faced
You Maybe Be Just Plain Dope, I Suppose That Means I'm Laced?
Understatement


5.)u demanded a word, in a two person battle he advanced into 3rd
& Lib don't need fast net connection to get Band-width the herbs!
Feeble Minded

4.) I'm Yawnin Brother, I Dunno Y Ur Here We're Confused The Same
And The Only Title U'll Ever Have Is Below Your User-Name
Mystery~Murdera

3.) I'll be honest though, Chrit? That faggot's feeble,
And me in this battle
Creates more bloodshed than Cabin Fever.
Bare Knuckles

2.) & you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too
the fact is, we are BOTH Losers
You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you
Evolve

1.) iight J, you'll throw 20, but it's high time to leave,
and don't try channelin ya anger, no one needs lifetime tv.
Island

[ . In Conclusion . ]

I hope a resident RB member can think of some way to liven up the text scene, 'cos it's fading faster than (witty metaphor goes here). Guh'luck next week all.

Avah Noo