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10-20-03, 10:39 PM | #1 | |||||||
Retired.
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LLL Week Four Mag - Operation: Improvement by G.Hod
IP: 9FD6 DFF7
[ . Introduction . ]
Week four of the veteran-deprived Lethal Lyricist League took place last week under the watchful eye of Evolve. Honestly, I've spent the past hour hoping to build upon the opening sentence I composed prior to perusing the week's action. There has been nothing. All of the good heads decided not to show, whilst the mediocre heads did not elevate, and the other kids did their thing(s). Get it together, people. I think a text tournament would provide a world of difference for this site & would be open to anybody's suggestions. Make it a 'Best-of-the-'net' tourney, a la (you know where)'s ongoing topical tournament. Seriously though, I've been asphyxiated on the LLL forum for an hour and can't find one positive. Props to Avalon, Evolve, Feeble Minded, Axe E. Um & anybody else who took this week seriously. To the rest of yuh, get your acts together. [ . Top Ten Punchlines . ] *note: These punches are the best of the best from the week. I received complaints concerning the amount of punches featured in the magazine and have decided to showcase Rapbattles' best punches. Hopefully, this will serve as incentive for anybody who did not make this week's magazine. Honorable Mentions And You Admit You're An HERBivore, You Don't Want Beef Attack With Boxers… Just To Make His Triple-L Career Brief Axe E. Um Is Someone Done Pretendin For The Number 1 Contender You Barely Missed Bein Mixed Kid, You Under Ran The Blender Wil Getcha What A Bitch...Jumping The Gun On My Lack Of Rhymes I Never No Show...When I Face Talent Half As Good As Mine! A2Z Fuck this fuckin fuck, im puttin this fuck through fuckin hell just like the injury that let him play JV, im makin A C L Dezyir rampage ya life, left for dead with the rude confessional, That Jay's career's goin downhill... faster than luge professionals. Island All Prayers And No Miracles, Like He Wrote His Verse In The Vatican... He Runs Through More L's Than Rice Runs Through Unfortunate Africans... Jay Pana 10.) So you think your RB's finest? Can't say I've listened to worse..... Because you couldn't be Blessed Wit SkillZ if Sneezing while writing ya verse!!...... Taktik 9.) So you think you're N Lit End...but i got your groove spent... u repped clastruphobic cuz your skillz have no room 4 improvment. Logic 8.) Bribe's taking a fall like the Sox...no way YOUR the winner his Weak Punches get Blocked & Dropped quicker than ...... Pedro did Zimmer Evolve 7.)Your Worthless, Attemping To Defeat Me? Well You Can Only Try Dude Cuz The Only Way I'll Be Next To Nothing Is By Standing Beside You Tu Centz 6.)Trying to see me with glass eyes, I'm fear, I Can't be faced You Maybe Be Just Plain Dope, I Suppose That Means I'm Laced? Understatement 5.)u demanded a word, in a two person battle he advanced into 3rd & Lib don't need fast net connection to get Band-width the herbs! Feeble Minded 4.) I'm Yawnin Brother, I Dunno Y Ur Here We're Confused The Same And The Only Title U'll Ever Have Is Below Your User-Name Mystery~Murdera 3.) I'll be honest though, Chrit? That faggot's feeble, And me in this battle Creates more bloodshed than Cabin Fever. Bare Knuckles 2.) & you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too the fact is, we are BOTH Losers You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you Evolve 1.) iight J, you'll throw 20, but it's high time to leave, and don't try channelin ya anger, no one needs lifetime tv. Island [ . In Conclusion . ] I hope a resident RB member can think of some way to liven up the text scene, 'cos it's fading faster than (witty metaphor goes here). Guh'luck next week all. Avah Noo |
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10-20-03, 10:50 PM | #2 | |||||||
Adage, Aphorism, Maxim.
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IP: FA3E 5DB1
Dammit... I Dropped To An Honorable Mention... I'll Try And UP It This Week... Anyways... Good Mag Again Avah.
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10-21-03, 12:38 AM | #3 | |||
is back...
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IP: C3A9 D9A7
First week in..! #1 PUNCH..!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO..! |
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10-21-03, 08:12 AM | #4 | ||||||
OriginIll
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IP: D79C 2834
Fuck All The Vets Who Left... It Aint My Fault... Im Doing The Best
I Can w/ What I Have... So Suck My Left Nut Until My Right One Is Jealous!!! |
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10-21-03, 10:14 AM | #5 | ||||
Banned: Double Voting
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IP: 2B4D 5B0A
I got the the no 9. punch gggggyyyyeeeaaahh
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10-21-03, 10:52 AM | #6 | ||||||
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IP: 24A3 0EF0
cant do much when ghod doesnt show....
blah |
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10-21-03, 12:52 PM | #7 | ||||||
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IP: 399E F0FD
thanks for the mention - good that you dropped to 10 punches of the week . and no, it is not evolves fault you hoes keep no showing .
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10-22-03, 10:41 AM | #8 | |||
Sand
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IP: D147 53B2
i'm going to sign back in . . . homies.
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10-22-03, 03:30 PM | #9 | |||||
AKA Cereal Shelf
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IP: 6E65 1B29
W00T W0OT! Number seven punch.. dopeness. You know whats funny tho... none of the voters even had that bar in the quotable punches! Lmao....
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10-22-03, 06:12 PM | #10 | ||||||
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IP: 9B6A 1F1E
this league does seem to be vast dteoratin...not any1's fault but like chrit said..........there needs to be a text tourney set up of sum kind...no need for a sponsored one jus one that starts with a lotta peeps and ends up with one ill head.......jus dreams tho hey......good mag..pz
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10-23-03, 07:24 AM | #11 | ||||||
BANNED
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IP: 4417 49F9
you stupid motherfuckers,
should of let me join. make next week a 4 way or something w. me involved and watch the sparks fly. . recognise. |
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