I got this in an email..
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking

>for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least
> romantic second line:
>
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
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>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
>and so is your head.
>
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face
>
>
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not
>
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>
>
>I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life
>
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming
>
>
>My love, you take my breath away.
>But what have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
>
>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
>
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Now do you guys have any rhymes?
I do..

This Girl Is Wonderful, She Is My Reason To Brag..
But When We Hit The Sack She Needs A Paper Bag..

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LMFAO....
She need a paper bag...
Are you sure you dont???


shit i need a paper bag after reading that shit

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LMFAO they were fuckin funni as Hell.........................

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Lmao At All Of These.

quite funny quite funny.

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Your Avy Is Scary^

it's Sho-nuff hottie Sho-nuff..=)

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LOL..good stuff...

K. Largo taking it back to the Last Dragon...Most Gangstarest Chinese People working in a Fortune Cookie factory...

Oh...These were funny.

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Only God can judge me, Who THE FUCK IS YOU?!

that was funny....im still laughing at some of em..

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When i first saw u, my heart skipt a pace.
But then u turned around and i saw ur face.

mines funnier than yours speek

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LMFAO......those wre funny as hell.......

good shit.......

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My girl looks like she sent from heaven.
I'm in prison cuz she's eleven! LOL

hit these up:
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111280
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=110315

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